Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Nasty]

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[Osama Bin Laden]

Vacation update
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if it wasn't for the fact josh disclosing that was an AI filter, i would've thought this was real

 

[AnOminous]

This AI slop actually goes hard. 10/10 would have used it as my MySpace profile when I was 12

I like how even the AI is completely confused by his teeth.

The Reddit scumfucks are only a small step above monkey torture enthusiasts.

Probably because Josh himself is only a small step above a monkey.

 

[chimpSculpture]

So do you guys hate bitesize, and lemon line and boglim chronicles too?

Why? Bitesize and Lenin Lime and especially others like @SeizureRobot5000 who creates consistently good stuff are great, they put together quality and accurate docs/edits/clips. Boglim Chronicles is a bit shit since he'll waste your time with re-uploads of almost every other stream/video Cobes puts out with just crappy YouTube comments plastered on screen every ten seconds, but whatever.

What's the problem?

 

[Muh Pez Dispenser]

Will there be a PuffMead arc at some point? I mean, he turned Mrs Green into part of a wand. Josh likes to upcycle things, it seems.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

A lot of people are absolutely incensed that Josh doesn’t work. Personally I think josh having a job would be good for him since it’s give him something to do and people to socialize with. But he has to want to do it 1, and he has to go though a lot of coaching and counseling to be employed 2.

When Josh did have a job guess what the alogs did? A guy called the "Fat fuck from Kentucky" called Wendy's and complained about his hygiene until they fired him. Josh was not allowed around the food and only cleaned tables in the lobby but that still made the alogs angry enough to get him fired. If he ever did work again they would ruin it for him. They hate that he doesn't have to work but also hate when he does work.

Personally I think Cobes if he got sober or soberish could do a job like a nightshift as a janitor or maybe part time bringing in carts for a grocery store but it's unlikely at this point he will ever work again.

 

[Negev]

When Josh did have a job guess what the alogs did? A guy called the "Fat fuck from Kentucky" called Wendy's and complained about his hygiene until they fired him. Josh was not allowed around the food and only cleaned tables in the lobby but that still made the alogs angry enough to get him fired. If he ever did work again they would ruin it for him. They hate that he doesn't have to work but also hate when he does work.

Personally I think Cobes if he got sober or soberish could do a job like a nightshift as a janitor or maybe part time bringing in carts for a grocery store but it's unlikely at this point he will ever work again.

I was going to say the same thing, if he gets a job he will 100% mention it and even if he doesn't say the exact place they will either call every business in Casper or even follow him around IRL because they are insane. Even on the insanely small chance josh suddenly decided to get his shit together they wouldn't let him.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

We are so back.

"When I am Dolly Parton's age, I'm not going to dress different than I do now"

"My family is sick of hearing about Puff, it's depressing"

"Happy Thanksgiving toobz"

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I was going to say the same thing, if he gets a job he will 100% mention it and even if he doesn't say the exact place they will either call every business in Casper or even follow him around IRL because they are insane. Even on the insanely small chance josh suddenly decided to get his shit together they wouldn't let him.

Alogs are the biggest cunts in the world.

 

[niggers]

Why? Bitesize and Lenin Lime and especially others like @SeizureRobot5000 who creates consistently good stuff are great, they put together quality and accurate docs/edits/clips. Boglim Chronicles is a bit shit since he'll waste your time with re-uploads of almost every other stream/video Cobes puts out with just crappy YouTube comments plastered on screen every ten seconds, but whatever.

What's the problem?

nobody hates seizure (maybe some weirdos do, it is the internet) he makes some of the more creative cobra content and his podcast is way way way more listenable than BC's. plus he's got the best archive of clintposts, which everyone should view for an insight on how josh ended up like this.

i wish he did more hyperspace-outlaw style videos, the chunky 90s PC aesthetic fits cobes so well

 

[Captain Ahab]

TFW the grape demon tries to take over the flesh suit

 

[Slim Boglim]

When Josh did have a job guess what the alogs did? A guy called the "Fat fuck from Kentucky" called Wendy's and complained about his hygiene until they fired him. Josh was not allowed around the food and only cleaned tables in the lobby but that still made the alogs angry enough to get him fired. If he ever did work again they would ruin it for him. They hate that he doesn't have to work but also hate when he does work.

Personally I think Cobes if he got sober or soberish could do a job like a nightshift as a janitor or maybe part time bringing in carts for a grocery store but it's unlikely at this point he will ever work again.

That’s what annoys me. You know for a fact the people that are so angry that he doesn’t work are the same people who would be calling his employer daily or emailing them pics of him jacking off if he did get a job. I think josh is so profoundly stupid I can’t see him working aside from like a Walmart greeter. He wouldn’t even be able to push carts around cause he’d absolutely scratch the shit out of somebodies car or dent it. I saw some people say he could mow lawns once and that made me lol just imagining cobra pushing a mower over gravel and flinging rocks in all directions cause he’s too lazy to turn it off

Hell, I’d argue that we have gotten to the point of community sentiment against josh that if the Fat Fuck From Kentucky shit unfolded today was he’d be celebrated as a hero by a lot of people rather than made into a pariah

We are so back.

"When I am Dolly Parton's age, I'm not going to dress different than I do now"

"My family is sick of hearing about Puff, it's depressing"

"Happy Thanksgiving toobz"

“So dig this, social media”
Sorry, I don’t give a shit

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

TFW the grape demon tries to take over the flesh suit
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That was horrifying and interesting, that was almost a micro seasure I've seen people with Epilepsy and Traumatic brain injury have those before they have a larger indecent I know the brain freezes have been happening for a while now but that was new and he's done a real number on himself over the last 12 months.

 

[Captain Ahab]

That was horrifying and interesting, that was almost a micro seasure I've seen people with Epilepsy and Traumatic brain injury have those before they have a larger indecent I know the brain freezes have been happening for a while now but that was new and he's done a real number on himself over the last 12 months.

Inhalant abuse, such as huffing duster or other aerosolized substances, can have serious and harmful effects on the body, including the brain. The chemicals in these substances can cause a range of health issues, and long-term abuse may lead to various neurological problems, including seizures.

Inhaling substances like duster can result in a condition known as "sudden sniffing death syndrome," where the heart suddenly stops beating. Additionally, repeated inhalant abuse can cause damage to the nervous system, leading to cognitive impairments, coordination problems, and seizures.

Seizures are a serious medical condition that requires prompt attention. If you or someone you know is experiencing seizures or any other adverse effects from substance abuse, it is crucial to seek medical help immediately. A healthcare professional can provide a proper diagnosis and recommend appropriate treatment options.

It's essential to understand the risks associated with inhalant abuse and to seek help from healthcare professionals, counselors, or addiction specialists if you or someone you know is struggling with substance abuse. They can provide guidance on the most appropriate course of action and support in addressing the underlying issues contributing to the abuse.

 

[eaglesfan665]

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Though it might look like a seizure, I think that was just him "emoting". In his previous streams and videos sometimes you can see him exaggerate emotions like that when he tries to mimic what he sees other people do when they react to something. It seems he was trying to sort of make a "big deal" shrug/face here. Although I guess at this point it could be a seizure too, idk

 

[curbside2]

Though it might look like a seizure, I think that was just him "emoting". In his previous streams and videos sometimes you can see him exaggerate emotions like that when he tries to mimic what he sees other people do when they react to something. It seems he was trying to sort of make a "big deal" shrug/face here. Although I guess at this point it could be a seizure too, idk

Didn't look like an emote at all.

 

[CowPox]

People ragging on Cobra acting like he should be pacing up and down the hallway or walking laps around his apartment 24/7 looking for his lizard, what faggots you are.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Though it might look like a seizure, I think that was just him "emoting". In his previous streams and videos sometimes you can see him exaggerate emotions like that when he tries to mimic what he sees other people do when they react to something. It seems he was trying to sort of make a "big deal" shrug/face here. Although I guess at this point it could be a seizure too, idk

Not even close, that was his brain misfiring, he's entered a cognitive decline (and that's saying something) and now his brain is firing off at random times - he's starting to enter the terminal phase this time next year he might not be here.

Didn't look like an emote at all.

Exactly, this wasn't one of his mimicry of others this was a full blown neurological issue and is a precursor of things to come.

 

[KingPoisson]

We are so back.

"When I am Dolly Parton's age, I'm not going to dress different than I do now"

"My family is sick of hearing about Puff, it's depressing"

"Happy Thanksgiving toobz"

>best case scenario puff comes out in the spring
>worst case scenario we got to replace him

I really hope fags stop making multiple spam calls to local animal protection services so they take calls seriously and he isn't allowed near another animal again

 

[Slim Boglim]

People ragging on Cobra acting like he should be pacing up and down the hallway or walking laps around his apartment 24/7 looking for his lizard, what faggots you are.

"Why isn't he crying on camera if he's so sad!?" Well, because the last time he cried on camera he was (and still is) relentlessly mocked for it and pictures of him crying have been memed to hell. Don't get me wrong it's fucking hilarious and should have been mocked and meme'd to hell. I'm just pointing out he has a pretty clear incentive to not do that again.

Also looks like Mr. u/safeuniversity_3708 isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. He deleted his account and within two days there are multiple accounts cropped up created on the same day with zero content aside from the single posts on r/the_boglim of his same exact a logging behavior. I thought he'd be smart and give it up but it seems he's compelled. Also means he's unlikely to give up on the billboard plan so maybe we can refer to the advertising company he was looking into renting from an show them his thread, let them know any potential rental involving a certain Josh Saunders isn't a real a request and is instead a prank meant to harass people. The funny thing, his post and account was created two hours ago and his text timestamp says 10:49 am. Wanna guess what time it would have been about two hours ago in Vancouver, Canada?