Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Trapped Under Rice]

I've noticed over the past 1-2 years a trend of a-logs trying to get lolcows to harm/kill themselfs its really disgusting

They should stay in their lane, that's supposed to be our job.

Whoever is interested I think we could get a collab goin for an op on the subject

This is a noble and worthwhile effort. There's definitely a community of YouTube cow alogs that watch the same people that smokeymcc and kiwitapes etc. cover - the consequence of lolcow culture gaining enough centrifugal force to spill onto mainstream platforms. I'll see what I can find. There is guaranteed to be some undiscovered spectacular faggots involved.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

/r/kingcobrajfs is a revenge subreddit. It's not about laughs or memes they want revenge. Josh is an evil man who needs to pay for his misdeeds. You can't "explain the reality of what happened" to a retarded man with the brain of a 12 year old. BTW harrassing him about puff will only make him want to get another one to spite the subreddit
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Everyday I'm more and more suprised this subreddit is allowed to continue existing.
Just how blatantly it violates every single one of reddits supposed "rules" how day by day the people on it continue to grow more and more unhinged in their hatred of Cobra and his perceived sins.
I wouldn't at all be shocked if some of these people met up and attacked him IRL out of failure to get his YouTube account banned soon.

It's also just baffling to me because I've seen so many subreddits perma banned for so much less than what's going on in this one.

 

[Negev]

Whoever is interested I think we could get a collab goin for an op on the subject

With how many different lolcows have these kinds of losers I wouldn't be opposed to it, we definitely already have a ton of stuff to put in a thread and there seems to be a few notable individuals that stick out so it would be an interesting read.

Everyday I'm more and more suprised this subreddit is allowed to continue existing.
Just how blatantly it violates every single one of reddits supposed "rules" how day by day the people on it continue to grow more and more unhinged in their hatred of Cobra and his perceived sins.
I wouldn't at all be shocked if some of these people met up and attacked him IRL out of failure to get his YouTube account banned soon.

It's also just baffling to me because I've seen so many subreddits perma banned for so much less than what's going on in this one.

After seeing some of the Daniel Larson people who follow him around the country and try to get him beat up or arrested I 100% think they will start to get more extreme with cobra sooner or later.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

It's a tale as old as time. The Reddit fags and "empaths" bully people to suicide or a psychotic break and then all we hear about is how kiwifarms drove them to it.

 

[el bandito loco]

It wouldn't happen like this but I somewhat love the idea cobes is out just walking to get cigarettes one day and people jump him out of nowhere and he kicks their ass, and then his life is all the sudden for then on like the fuckin' movie the warriors or a beat em up video game or something. and every day he is just trudging out to get into fist fights with trolls on his way somewhere and he gets into shape and becomes a bad ass over this period of time, rambles about protecting himself with magick, etc.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes is a coward.

The more isolated he has become, the harder is it for him to socialize with people. You can see how detached he has become in the new documentaries. His whole ‘cool bad boy goth persona’ is on all the time except when he is crying drunk. One of the most striking parts of that fat fuck’s doc was when Cobes didn’t like the questions and just acted like he was sleeping/ignored them. Not exactly the actions of a man willing to engage in violence.

I can def see him bullying people he perceives as weaker though. Small children, other retards, small little animals (like puffts), maybe even women if felt he could get away with it and wouldn’t lose.

If he was attacked by a grown man it would just be him curled up crying about being autistic. The explanations of why he didn’t use magic or his big muscles would be top cope though

 

[niggers]

Cobes is a coward.

The more isolated he has become, the harder is it for him to socialize with people. You can see how detached he has become in the new documentaries. His whole ‘cool bad boy goth persona’ is on all the time except when he is crying drunk. One of the most striking parts of that fat fuck’s doc was when Cobes didn’t like the questions and just acted like he was sleeping/ignored them. Not exactly the actions of a man willing to engage in violence.

I can def see him bullying people he perceives as weaker though. Small children, other retards, small little animals (like puffts), maybe even women if felt he could get away with it and wouldn’t lose.

If he was attacked by a grown man it would just be him curled up crying about being autistic. The explanations of why he didn’t use magic or his big muscles would be top cope though

idk man if it was cobes vs. that gay psudeo-incel redditor we saw a few pages back, my money would be on cobes.

 

[DocHoliday]

It wouldn't happen like this but I somewhat love the idea cobes is out just walking to get cigarettes one day and people jump him out of nowhere and he kicks their ass, and then his life is all the sudden for then on like the fuckin' movie the warriors or a beat em up video game or something. and every day he is just trudging out to get into fist fights with trolls on his way somewhere and he gets into shape and becomes a bad ass over this period of time, rambles about protecting himself with magick, etc.

If he didn't have the dexterity on the same level of current day, Ozzy then, maybe. He has a hard time walking a straight line to the kitchen from his chair. I only see him getting worse as all the duster and substance abuse continues.

 

[whogoesthere]

idk man if it was cobes vs. that gay psudeo-incel redditor we saw a few pages back, my money would be on cobes.

I imagine his years of anger at the trolls and not being able to do anything about it because he is a retard, and his dry spell, would create a demon. He might even kill him, just pure hatred pouring out of him. Plus you would need to really fuck cobes up to stop him, I bet he can take a beating and keep on swinging.

Plus, you know, retard strength bonus.

 

[bonified retard]

Anytime Cobra fighting gets brought up I think about the time he got out grappled by a kfc bag. I'd still take him vs the average cobra redditor though. He's always got that big gas station bowie knife on him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Anytime Cobra fighting gets brought up I think about the time he got out grappled by a kfc bag. I'd still take him vs the average cobra redditor though. He's always got that big gas station bowie knife on him.

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Do we have a comprehensive list of inanimate objects cobes has done battle with? Off the top of my head there’s
Cobra vs Pizza box - winner: pizza box
Cobra vs Vice clamp - winner : cobra
Cobra vs Whammy bar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Cobra cane - winner: cobra cane
Cobra vs Guitar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Dog chair - winner: dog chair
Cobra vs “Pie High” Hat - winner: draw
Cobra va KFC bag - winner: KFC bag

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Do we have a comprehensive list of inanimate objects cobes has done battle with? Off the top of my head there’s
Cobra vs Pizza box - winner: pizza box
Cobra vs Vice clamp - winner : cobra
Cobra vs Whammy bar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Cobra cane - winner: cobra cane
Cobra vs Guitar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Dog chair - winner: dog chair
Cobra vs “Pie High” Hat - winner: draw
Cobra va KFC bag - winner: KFC bag

his arch-nemesis, the Can Opener?

 

[Slim Boglim]

his arch-nemesis, the Can Opener?

Oh man how the hell did I forget the can opener

 

[CluntSlonders]

Is Museum Privilege really a sex offender? He seems like a really sketchy guy

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

his arch-nemesis, the Can Opener?

You know what I'd love to see him try an use one of those P38 can openers or the ones you get with the nicer KFS sets.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Do we have a comprehensive list of inanimate objects cobes has done battle with? Off the top of my head there’s
Cobra vs Pizza box - winner: pizza box
Cobra vs Vice clamp - winner : cobra
Cobra vs Whammy bar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Cobra cane - winner: cobra cane
Cobra vs Guitar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Dog chair - winner: dog chair
Cobra vs “Pie High” Hat - winner: draw
Cobra va KFC bag - winner: KFC bag

Cobra vs Cigarette(s) - Winner: no one except us.

FAWK YUUUUUUU STAY IN MY HAND YOU PIECE OF SHIT

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

Do we have a comprehensive list of inanimate objects cobes has done battle with? Off the top of my head there’s
Cobra vs Pizza box - winner: pizza box
Cobra vs Vice clamp - winner : cobra
Cobra vs Whammy bar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Cobra cane - winner: cobra cane
Cobra vs Guitar - winner: cobra
Cobra vs Dog chair - winner: dog chair
Cobra vs “Pie High” Hat - winner: draw
Cobra va KFC bag - winner: KFC bag

3/1/7. thats our cobes!

 

[CluntSlonders]

Which one of you is gothick king oprah?

 

['Ole Dente]

I don’t understand these reddit people. Can’t you just watch the retard be retarded and laugh? Why do you have to seethe all day about him or try to fuck with people? Cobies is like Chris just let him troll himself, you can’t fuck him over better than he can. How do you have so much spare time that you can devote to tormenting some goofball? Just be normal.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

How do you have so much spare time that you can devote to tormenting some goofball? Just be normal.

"Umm do you realize Josh is a stalker, RACIST, transphobic piece of shit? He murdered puff for fun. Stop defending him."