Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Sorry for double post, but even him fighting the can opener, which was fucking hilarious every single time, got fucking ruined by some faggot buying him an automatic can opener in 2021. Why can’t people just let funny be funny?
You guys are infinetely more unhinged thab the plebbitors you complain about. Bitching because someone bought him a can opener..jesus christ on a rubber crutch touch grass.
 
People like safeuniversity_3708 are in no small part precisely why Cobra has gotten as deranged as he is today.

Josh is literally being gangstalked by freaks like him and Josh was never the picture of good mental health to begin with.

That's one of the things I try to keep in mind when pondering Josh's incredible regardation and poor behavior.
 
People like safeuniversity_3708 are in no small part precisely why Cobra has gotten as deranged as he is today.

Josh is literally being gangstalked by freaks like him and Josh was never the picture of good mental health to begin with.

That's one of the things I try to keep in mind when pondering Josh's incredible regardation and poor behavior.
It’s crazy that there are people out there who spend thousands of hours and dollars for no reason other than to fuck with somebody. Hundreds of dollars doordashing him meatless sandwiches, ice, bags of dirt and spending time sexting with gay men to send them over to Cobra's apartment, spending hundreds of hours creating numerous burner numbers to text him day in and day out. Fucking hell. We all joke about how to explain to friends and family that you even watch Cobes without sounding like a fucking lunatic. Imagine explaining to your family that you've spent hundreds of dollars and hundreds of hours tormenting an autistic man with the mind of a child.
 
New pic of Josh with Puff just surfaced.
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My main gripe is that he’s called “bitesize” but all latest content is multiple hours. Bitesize Cobra Vids? more like Supersize Cobra Vids am I right, fellas?
That’s because his channel used to be mostly cut down clips from his videos and livestreams like boglin chronicles but now he’s been doing more documentaries about him. I actually really like the documentaries he’s been doing because it seems like they’d take more effort to make compared to the Chris Chan documentaries since there’s no wiki for him.
 
He was definitely talking about rape but it was more along the lines of "fuck rape, oooh, fuck sickos. I hate ooh rape. Fuck raaape!"

It was more disturbing than it sounds. The first vid I saw the lower half was cropped out so I was spared.

Then someone posted the unedited and my eyes got graped by cobe's grape demon.
I don’t know how I forgot that part but that’s right, he was repeatedly talking about rape while masturbating on video.
 
they don’t actually care about the lizard it’s just ammunition for them to latch onto justify their harassment. It’s all performative outrage used to deflect from the fact they’re running a harassment campaign on a man with a mind of a child. Texting a guy daily horrible shit to make his life miserable? That would be messed up. But what if he was a child molesting sex pest who routinely abuses and murders animals, and is racist and [blank]phobic? Well now it’s justified because he’s a piece of shit! I’m not the one who’s messed up, after all he deserves this!
1000% that could be said for most of Plebbit, but yeah they just hate him so any reason they think they can hate him even if they dont give a shit if it was someone else they will crucify Josh for.
 
Safe_university_3708 is hateful piece of shit. Fucker needs doxed, badly. Be pretty funny if someone started doing the same shit to him(not that I'm suggesting it, just wish this idiot the worst).

God these redditors suck. Josh is just a stupid idiot. I can't figure out what exactly he does to elicit such hatred. This dude must hate life in general.

When cobra talks about ruling trolls lives and trolls having nothing but him this is who he's talking about. I really can't wait for karma to take a bite out of this guy's life.

Would be doing cobes a solid if someone sent him all these screen caps. It would make he feel better just knowing that some people recognize how unhinged and out of line his retarded trolls are.
A lot of em are ex boozehounds or currently abusing alcohol/drugs and I swear they are jealous at how easy Josh has to where he has people at the ready to fund/fuel his addiction.
Some have autistic family members and either they are hyper sensitive about autists or they deeply resent their family member and focus all that hatred on Josh.
And of course because Josh is a fucking toddler who doesnt work or earn his keep pisses folk off but to the degree/lengths they go to is insanity but that Plebbit for ya.
 
A lot of em are ex boozehounds or currently abusing alcohol/drugs and I swear they are jealous at how easy Josh has to where he has people at the ready to fund/fuel his addiction.
Some have autistic family members and either they are hyper sensitive about autists or they deeply resent their family member and focus all that hatred on Josh.
And of course because Josh is a fucking toddler who doesnt work or earn his keep pisses folk off but to the degree/lengths they go to is insanity but that Plebbit for ya.
A lot of people are absolutely incensed that Josh doesn’t work. Personally I think josh having a job would be good for him since it’s give him something to do and people to socialize with. But he has to want to do it 1, and he has to go though a lot of coaching and counseling to be employed 2.

People are just angry they have to get up and work a shift at a shit job they hate and cobra can stay home and jerk off all day. It’s again, another projection of their anger. They hate their job and are unhappy but they can’t do shit about it so they take it out on some retard in Wyoming who scraping by in abject poverty from ssdi and donations from people that mock him and cry “MUH TAX DOLLARS!”

Like man, stop crying about the less that 20k this guy gets a year to keep a roof over his head and start worrying about how much of your tax dollars are sent overseas to fight proxy wars or some shit
 
Yeah. Some people are absolutely furious over the fact that Cobra has an apartment to live in.

I've seen this with other online rejects also, trolls being hell bent on destroying them over the fact that they get to have what basically amounts to a section 8 apartment.
 
to some extent I get it, like I've definitely had moments of seeing various lolcows who are enabled in one way or another and thought wow I wish I could sit on my ass all day and eat cheeseburgers, jerk off or play video games all day or whatever. but it takes less than a second to have the follow up thoughts of, it wouldn't be worth being
A) that retarded
B) that pathetic
C) having my entire life online and tracked by strangers
& D) being harassed by said strangers.
and that's generally followed up by laughing at the absurdity of it and continuing to follow their antics, not real jealousy or anger.
 
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