Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Lady Crow]

It feels like something you would see in Barnes and Noble circa 2007.

Very "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Could you roll your eyes any harder?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I hope he gets close to finishing his Tiny Tim Christmas novel soon. That way it can be ready for shelves by the end of January so he can blame the timing for his failure to sell any copies instead of the fact that he writes like a 3rd grader

 

[curbside2]

Very "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Could you roll your eyes any harder?

Yeah, and he's staked how many years of his career on a dead publishing trend? It hurts to say but Christmas seems less popular than ever. This thing is going to be his largest flop yet.

 

[Judge Holden]

Very "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". Could you roll your eyes any harder?

Ya know I wasnt going to mention it but now you brought this into the conversation I feel its my duty to drop this steaming log of cringe from ages past into the thread and raise the salient question.....is this what the horrid homo hog of hooligans is conciously or unconsciously ripping off for his tiny tim fanfic?

Marley was dead. To begin with.

The legendary Ebenezeer Scrooge sits in his house counting money. The boards that he has nailed up over the doors and the windows shudder and shake under the blows from the endless zombie hordes that crowd the streets hungering for his flesh and his miserly braaaaiiiiiinns!

Just how did the happiest day of the year slip into a welter of blood, innards and shambling, ravenous undead on the snowy streets of old London town?

Will the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future be able to stop the world from drowning under a top-hatted and crinolined zombie horde?

It's the Dickensian Zombie Apocalypse - God Bless us, one and all!

If you want to know how I am aware this exists, lets just say a well intentioned relative circa 2010 found out I liked zombie movies and thought I would like it. Alas I never bothered to read it and sure as shit don't have it now.

 

[LGHDR+]

is this what the horrid homo hog of hooligans is conciously or unconsciously ripping off for his tiny tim fanfic?

Are you implying Pat would resort to some sort of "Book Piracy"?



Perish the thought.

 

[Judge Holden]

Are you implying Pat would resort to some sort of "Book Piracy"?

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Perish the thought.

I would never accuse pat of being a Fat-Fuccaneer

 

[Mr Moonface]

He seems to be speed-running for a second shadow ban, all shat out within the past half-hour:



He's tweeting once every minute.

 

[RedMage]

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Johnny Fallout and Patrick love talking behind the block lol

Impossible to make sense behind the psychology of people like them with severe mental deficiencies and addicted to Twitter despite daily posting of how awful Elon and Twitter are.

 

[AnOminous]

The movie caused minor controversy because of feminism or something, Did pat like the movie? He was practically a cast member.

It was a perfectly cromulent movie. The only really "feminist" thing about it is women were treated like absolute shit in the society they were fighting, but the strong whammens who don't need no man (other than Tom Hardy) fight back and win. There are obviously feminist implications when you have female action heroes, but like Sigourney Weaver in the Alien films it doesn't turn it into a tract.

Just a fun movie. It has a guy who stands on the front of a speeding truck playing a guitar that shoots flames. Nuff said.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

He's tweeting once every minute.

He's going to have such a great Christmas

 

[JustStopDude]

I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of impressed by Pat.

I can't drink to the point of doing embarrassing, stupid shit. I stopped that in college.

He is on what, day four of this bender?

 

[grapeshark77]

The numbers keep going up. 200-300 tweets per day this week.

Reminder that he took the plot (including using other Dickens characters and Scrooge's death) from an existing book and added murder and Tiny Tim.



Also the "Seasons Greedings" chapter title reminded me of this play called "The Revenge of Tiny Tim" I found and forgot about until now. I hope the villain is capitalism.



https://www.canadianplayoutlet.com/products/a-christmas-carol-the-revenge-of-tiny-tim-by-dan-bray

 

[Divine right to rule]

I'm not going to lie. I'm kind of impressed by Pat.

I can't drink to the point of doing embarrassing, stupid shit. I stopped that in college.

He is on what, day four of this bender?

You misunderstand, this is him sober.
He is so retarded that being drunk makes him smarter and gives him sounder judgement.

 

[RussianParasite]

Leslie is back taunting thin-skinned Patrick who, of course, is hiding behind a block. Huh, I wonder why Pat’s new book will not find a legit publisher and sell next to zero copies.

 

[An automatic clown]

Was it someone here that wondered what stupid modern reference Fat would shove into his stupid ass Christmas Carol fanfic ?

 

[AnOminous]

Leslie is back taunting thin-skinned Patrick who, of course, is hiding behind a block. Huh, I wonder why Pat’s new book will not find a legit publisher and sell next to zero copies.

Pretty sure Leslie isn't representing "authors like me." I think she probably represents actual authors, not drunken failures.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

lol he’s been so butthurt about Leslie and threatening her career for months. To borrow an Owen bit, WE HEARD YOU. Nice pull in “the biz”, stupid.

 

[Booby Jones]

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You heard it here folks, despite the fact that blue municipalities spend more on students who achieve less across the entire nation, it is Republicans who have fucked up education. Obviously the only solution is to round southerners up into camps and cart off their children to be reeducated by coastal elites. Winnie the Pooh would be proud.

Soyscum wanting to ban charter schools is maddening, all the charterschool kids were a lot more well off than the teenage moms and pieces of shit in public school

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I hope Rick really does try telling everyone in the publishing industry. I want them to hire him to write a book about his struggle.

 

[cerulean hydra]

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"Tiny Tim watched as a huge metal casket slammed into Trafalgar Square. Magical lights covered the surface, blinking away in an odd pattern. It opened up and a cloud of smoke escaped into the sky, joining up with the famous London smog. Steve Jobs stepped out of his time machine. Wow, this is just like a Sherlock Holmes novel, he thought to himself. He pulled out a second turtleneck sweater and placed it over the one he was already wearing, to account for the temperature difference between London and California."