Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

bravosouth said:
I think you've unintentionally fallen into the Boogie guilt trap a bit, only without him DMing you incessantly behind the scenes.Why do you think Boogie is entitled to any particular quality of housing? People move out of nice houses into shitty apartments every single day, especially those struggling with their finances. If all he can afford is a dump then all he gets is a dump, same as literally anyone else. What makes you think the only real estate in Fayetteville are absolute dumps anyway?

If he was really in serious enough financial trouble he would immediately do what has been widely recommended already: buckle down and sell off most of his belongings, cut costs wherever possible, and find a dog friendly 1br apartment for him and Dezi/a 2br to split with a roommate (Chad if he's paying, someone else if not). It's been so widely recommended because this isn't some novel situation he's found himself in; thousands of people go through the exact same thing every single day, he isn't some unique flower here
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Selling and moving to an apartment is rarely a good financial move when you own a house. It really only makes sense when you get divorce, or otherwise downsize your living situation.
A much better alternative is to get paying tenants. Of course boogie has issues that prevent him from doing so. However those same issues prevent him from being a tenant as well.
 
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hitler was just lonely said:
Boogie seems to think he's going to die a slow death with a warning beforehand, but for the mean time he'll be fine and can eat whatever he wants and be happy like he said in 2019.
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Im going with the assumption youre saying he thinks hes going to die a slow death in that itll be well in the future. Due to his habits and addictions however its going to be a slow and painful death until his body is unable to make him breathe his last breath. He certainly thinks death is the best absolution to excuse all of his behavior and knowingly will make people feel uncomfortable so they back off (suicide baiting). While he thinks he is above it all and can just quite life easily with a death in his sleep hes gonna get royally fucked with an extremely painful exit from this world and I hope it takes its sweet time with him too.
hitler was just lonely said:
I'm honestly surprised he's survived as long as he has.
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As we all are but then again he dosent do shit and isnt straining his body. Hes just a massive mass that sits at home and eats shit all day, hell stick around but guaranteed once a legit heath issue hits him it starts going downhill for him and fast.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Selling and moving to an apartment is rarely a good financial move when you own a house. It really only makes sense when you get divorce, or otherwise downsize your living situation.
A much better alternative is to get paying tenants. Of course boogie has issues that prevent him from doing so. However those same issues prevent him from being a tenant as well.
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He could just sell the mcmansion, pay off whatever he has left on the mortgage, buy a plot of cheap land and then buy a mobile home for pennies. He would make it out like a bandit with likely 100k left over and way better living conditions.

Its not like he needs more than one floor and he certainly won't live long enough to have to care about the re-sale value. It doesn't matter though because that requires effort and basic thought processes, and Boogie doesn't do any of that.
 
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AnOminous said:
Steve Assanti has been way worse than Boogie for years, with way worse drug habits too, and is somehow still alive.
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Jack Scalfani has had like 4 strokes and seemingly lives on a diet of melted cheese, grease, and salmonella but he’s still alive and rascal scootering around Tennessee’s strip mall restaurants
 
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Chilson said:
He could just sell the mcmansion, pay off whatever he has left on the mortgage, buy a plot of cheap land and then buy a mobile home for pennies. He would make it out like a bandit with likely 100k left over and way better living conditions.

Its not like he needs more than one floor and he certainly won't live long enough to have to care about the re-sale value. It doesn't matter though because that requires effort and basic thought processes, and Boogie doesn't do any of that.
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I don't think a mobile home would be practical for Boogie. Most of them require steps for entry, and he wouldn't like those.
 
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Mrsneksnekson said:
7:49 - Boogie Talks about hating DSP- Talks about why he hates Phil, cause all his bad qualities are in phil turned up to 11. Wings mentions shortly after its a second chance to get newer viewers
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Boogie is a perfect example of the people who fanatically hate DSP being far worse than DSP himself.
Retink Retunk said:
DSP is pathetic but listening to three grown failures seethe about him for a whole podcast is even more pathetic, especially as Boogie is a bigger and more pathetic weasel than DSP.
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Say what you like about him, he's an asshole and a scumbag, but at least when he promises to do something dumb if he hits his stream goal, like wear a stupid vest, he actually does it. Boogie would promise to do something requiring even less effort, hit his goal, then refuse to do it, then start crying about how mean everyone was for expecting him to, and finish with Sammy shielding and talking about what a great guy he is.
 
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AnOminous said:
but at least when he promises to do something dumb if he hits his stream goal, like wear a stupid vest
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This is so easily verifiably not true, and happens all the time, literally happened 2 days ago as well but here is a very easy to find example where he berates his fans for bringing it up.

There is no point comparing retards anyway, but I don't think that the DSP segment will trigger the reaction they want. I think if they just had let Wings talk more it could have, Boogie just ruins it because he has to talk about himself as usual.

Wings slowly talking about DSP that having any financial responsibility at all would result in his life being better, and that it's sad that he's being forced to stream on Thanksgiving despite making over $100k a year because of his gacha addiction, is the kind of stuff that really gets to him. Especially from someone he thinks he is significantly better than.
 
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Die Laughing said:
It brings me great joy to see a lot of these videos are getting pretty decent views, some better than Boogie’s recent “gamer” vlogs, and lolcow live isn’t pulling the kind of numbers I thought it would. The EFAP viewing of Boogie’s doc was hilarious, and their fans are saying it’s already one of their best podcast episodes.


His Twitter engagement is in the toilet too. Love to see it.
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E;R audibly dying inside every time he learns something new about Boogie is peak.
 
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the new lolcow podcast was great.

Can’t believe im saying this but I love how boogie was roasting dsp. Boogie with a tard wrangler (tommy and actually also wings) is entertaining. thats why the old vids with his ex worked

also what boogie is saying around 19:45 is real

tommy is getting better every episode as well. he seems to be listening to every piece of criticism, for example he now backs off from the mic when he laughs

and honestly wings just seems like a very chill guy I would be friends with. not sure of the wings lore but he seems normal?
 
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Swole McPole said:
Presumably this is why Dezi 2 finds Boogie an acceptable partner. Mum has clearly gone through multiple 'stepdads' and 'uncles' during her lifetime and she thinks Boogie is too fat to run off with the skank from the next double wide.
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Bro, he's conditioned her so well she said in the documentary that she would understand and accept if he wanted to fuck other women.
 
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AnOminous said:
Say what you like about him, he's an asshole and a scumbag, but at least when he promises to do something dumb if he hits his stream goal, like wear a stupid vest, he actually does it. Boogie would promise to do something requiring even less effort, hit his goal, then refuse to do it, then start crying about how mean everyone was for expecting him to, and finish with Sammy shielding and talking about what a great guy he is.
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That and with DSP you kind of know what you're getting from the packaging with the worst thing being that he spends all his money on pictures of buff men in tights, whereas Boogie has lied about everything and spent all of his money being a sex pest to the point of disgusting prostitutes so much that they changed their life as a result.

DSP and Wings are fuck ups that can be annoying, but Boogie is very much a two faced piece of shit that will fuck anyone over for a slight gain. I normally don't dislike cows unless they're doing something horrifically illegal, but I can easily say Boogie causes a feeling of dislike.
 
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Bigbadyeet said:
This is so easily verifiably not true, and happens all the time, literally happened 2 days ago as well but here is a very easy to find example where he berates his fans for bringing it up.
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That's why I said something dumb. Boogie won't even do that kind of thing. Both of them fuck up on anything that requires any actual work.

Sort of like how DSP is a borderline groomer but Boogie is totally over the line and parades his barely legal mental age of a child prostitutes in front of the public.

Boogie says DSP is like him but worse. He's like DSP but worse. And unlike DSP he doesn't even do what got him his audience any more.
 
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