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[KiwiFuzz]

Trannies hate when conservatives associate them with pedophilia, but it's weird how the only "women" you'd ever seen wearing a shirt in public like that just happen to all be men.

That's because every female everywhere has been roped into doing a diaper change or 10 over the years and the association with diapers for literally every woman is like... how to get all the shit off the baby's junk without feeling like a chomo, all while trying not to breathe because you're a foot and a half away from another human's shit.

Boy association: being cared for by mommy
Girl association: I am never having kids and Cousin Jimmy (age: 6 months) can rot in his own shit for all I care

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Happy late Thanksgiving if you're in America friend, and hope the next year brings better news.

Wow. This was a tour de force. I almost want to tell you my struggles and have you craft something so cuttingly brutal I'll be mad and ashamed enough to throw all my vices away in one go, pull out the Fearless Motivation playlists, and go full warrior-mode on life just out of pride and chagrin.

where the sun don’t shine

You are addressing Kevin, so you'll have to be a little more specific on where exactly you mean here.

This has cemented my lifelong held opinion (based on experience) that anyone under the age of 65 who wears a flat cap is a complete and utter fucking CUNT.

Ha! My ex-husband used to wear one. . There may be something to your theory.

But tbh I really like them. Not on Kevin, though; his head is too big/wide, plus those caps don't work with pastel "I'm the little baby" t-shirts.

*Better on people with relatively small or narrow heads or with some angles in the face.

Spoiler: Bowie/Murphy

tidbit: Cillian Murphy gave David Bowie his first season Peaky Blinders cap as a Christmas gift one year bc Bowie liked the show and the cap so much - a lifelong fan of the cap-style.

-Cliff Claven, at your service

 

[FinnSven]

Boy association: being cared for by mommy

Fucking weird creeps.

I just can't understand why say a rub and tug at a sleazy massage parlor couldn't fill that same need of a woman giving them attention and fuss with a sexual element.

Wearing a fucking nappy and acting like a child is something every dignified adult man should feel that they should stave off for as long as possible, not encourage it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

So. Kevin talking about girlstink, which even he can smell above the background of cat piss, weedsmoke and general filth.

He means his Amhole is festering.
Enough to make multiple posts around it.
Gross.
I wonder if the more it stinks the more it closes cos the area is more actively purifying, or whatever?
O well.

 

[Aunt Carol]

*Better on people with relatively small or narrow heads or with some angles in the face.

This is the key to fashion: just because it looks good on David Bowie doesn't mean it will look good on you.

Finally internalizing this is what breaks people out of their goth/emo/scene/awkward teen years.

Kevin has had multiple surgeries to remain a pudding person for life.

 

[FinnSven]

So. Kevin talking about girlstink, which even he can smell above the background of cat piss, weedsmoke and general filth.

He means his Amhole is festering.
Enough to make multiple posts around it.
Gross.
I wonder if the more it stinks the more it closes cos the area is more actively purifying, or whatever?
O well.

He has probably deliberately irritated it to prevent it healing.

I hope he doesn’t get infected all the way inside and dies from internal sepsis.

 

[Starre & Ruine]

Phillip said his girlfriend smells like sourdough, so, whatever unwashed troon body, sourdough and Amhole smells like. Eau de 'troon.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This has cemented my lifelong held opinion (based on experience) that anyone under the age of 65 who wears a flat cap is a complete and utter fucking CUNT.

May wanna watch your words, calling him a cunt may be the closest Kevin has to getting off.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

This is the key to fashion: just because it looks good on David Bowie doesn't mean it will look good on you.

A good chunk of high end fashion is designed exclusively for very rich and attractive people to show off how hot they can look in SPITE of deliberately wearing something stupid.

There's a trend now for zoomer women to shave off their eyebrows. It's not because it's suddenly hot to look like a mental patient. It's because someone very hot was able to do it and still have people fawn over her for how hot she still is and a bunch of people started imitating her. It doesn't work for normal people, and maybe not even for people who are conventionally attractive without also being considered cool.

 

[Aunt Carol]

There's a trend now for zoomer women to shave off their eyebrows. It's not because it's suddenly hot to look like a mental patient. It's because someone very hot was able to do it and still have people fawn over her for how hot she still is and a bunch of people started imitating her.

Herodotus said that Egyptians shaved their eyebrows when their cat died, so maybe some poor influencer was just mourning her kitty.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Herodotus said that Egyptians shaved their eyebrows when their cat died, so maybe some poor influencer was just mourning her kitty.

Maybe Kevin shaves one inch of his enormous head for every dead alpaca, cat, and dog.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I, too, was very confused by the lizard thing, but I wrote it off - my logic being "if he had/has a lizard, it's definitely as good as dead."

You all are forgetting that Kevin did have a lizard once -- it's just been flayed and turned up inside him now.

<girlstink>

Oh look, Kevin's back to grodyposting. Nature is healing, the nerves are waking up, etc.

Hey KevKev,
I think I speak for everyone when I say: Anyone using an airhorn to disrupt people speaking at a dinner table should promptly have said airhorn inserted where the sun don’t shine, you colossal eunuch.

That entire post has big thathappened.txt energy.

This has cemented my lifelong held opinion (based on experience) that anyone under the age of 65 who wears a flat cap is a complete and utter fucking CUNT.

It's one of those things like a fedora where unless it's with a suit and it matches, you're doing it wrong.

But tbh I really like them. Not on Kevin, though; his head is too big/wide, plus those caps don't work with pastel "I'm the little baby" t-shirts.

I'm going to be the contrarian here and say I think Kevin actually looks better with the cap than without, only because it covers up his retreating hairline and the craterous lunar landscape of his forehead.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm going to be the contrarian here and say I think Kevin actually looks better with the cap than without, only because it covers up his retreating hairline and the craterous lunar landscape of his forehead.

Then he would look even better in a ski mask or terrorist style balaclava.

Then again he probably does have a gimp mask that he thinks it is fun to wear while he is in the supermarket.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Then he would look even better in a ski mask or terrorist style balaclava.

Then again he probably does have a gimp mask that he thinks it is fun to wear while he is in the supermarket.

I can already see it in my mind's eye:

 

[AMHOLIO]

Wow. This was a tour de force. I almost want to tell you my struggles and have you craft something so cuttingly brutal I'll be mad and ashamed enough to throw all my vices away in one go, pull out the Fearless Motivation playlists, and go full warrior-mode on life just out of pride and chagrin.

Aww, you guys know how to flatter someone. Be better so you can dunk on your ex 14 times as much instead of just 3 or 4 times.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I love how he complains that Target is full of cis people because of Black Friday. First, I guess trannies can't shop on Black Friday? Based? And secondly, it's instance number ten million of "how do you know they're all cis, Kevin? I thought you couldn't tell."

You just don't GET it, NORMIE. Those CISHET SCUM are out there buying PRESENTS for their FAMILIES. They should be posting SELFIES wearing PORNOGRAPHIC T-SHIRTS and NOSE RINGS that make them look like HITLER.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

This is Kevin. This is Me... then. A J-Lo Amstory.

Jennifer Lopez was cruising around in New York. What was she doing? Was she even living? She heard of this exciting new thing... amholes. It was just better than her perfectly functioning vagina that drew many nerds and lesbians alike to her. Would she lick it? Would she pet it? Let's find out!

Encourage me by donating to Jewsh's account by sending non-destroyable checks!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

This is Kevin. This is Me... then. A J-Lo Amstory.

Jennifer Lopez was cruising around in New York. What was she doing? Was she even living? She heard of this exciting new thing... amholes. It was just better than her perfectly functioning vagina that drew many nerds and lesbians alike to her. Would she lick it? Would she pet it? Let's find out!

Encourage me by donating to Jewsh's account by sending non-destroyable checks!

You can't just steal the plot from Gigli, Flanders. That's plagiarism.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

You can't just steal the plot from Gigli, Flanders. That's plagiarism.

it's not my fault i'm hugely autistic (i am not but let's lie)

 

[retard strength II]

My man, @Stupid Sexy Flanders, you can only write amhole fanfic so many times (more than once? more than zero times?) ironically before people start to doubt the ironically part. Wishing you the best in recovery and AA.