🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Devil's Avocado]

His normal voice sounds like an American Tom Holland, so I dunno if he's compensating for something. Like most of them, he seems smart and decent enough when he drops the wigger act, but acting and dressing like a nigger on Prozac is like the One Ring for Zoomers. I don't get it.

Is there footage of him being "normal"?

 

[laoyang]

Is there footage of him being "normal"?

I saw a story off his IG like a week ago where he was talking and acting like a normal person, he was talking about researching reality TV and actually using vocabulary past 1st grade, if you could believe that. If you listen to his "Extravagant" rap, that's basically his real voice, the mumble ebonics is for his rapper cred I guess.

Also he said a while back he's not with Sam and crew anymore, and won't be returning for season 2. Some people suspected he got fired over getting with Letty, but he says it's because of some law/legal headache about people under 21 working on an actual media production.

 

[Punitive Castration]

he goes on and on about how Letty is a psychopath and tricking people constantly but isn't that literally the point of the fucking game? To win? Didn't the producers encourage people to go behind each others backs? Why is it based and redpilled when Vance schemes behind someone's back but when Letty does it she's a two faced bitch? This shit is so annoying and should have ended with the show.

For real. I even watched Sylvia's reaction to episode 7 and she's still beating that drum, too, about how she has some kind of moral fiber that Letty does not have. And I forget the exact phrasing but Vance was saying it too right after the show ended, about how Letty shouldn't have done this or done that because it's immoral. Half the recap people were going "Letty's gone INSANE!!!" As though most people on earth wouldn't pass a furtive glance over an opportunity to get an unfair advantage.

Is it immoral to win at boxing because it involves punching your opponent? I don't know what Jet has to do to achieve it, but within the first week I want Jet to kill that mentality as an example and leave it crucified in the main area of the house so that everyone shuts the fuck up about it.

the prostitute wasn't an actress

Sam said the deal was she was paid to come and massage Chris, but they also knew that she is a prostitute, and so the implication was they might've overpaid her by quite a lot and then left her in the room with their eyebrows up like "eh? eh?"
That way they aren't hiring a prostitute, she's just fuckin' him because she wants to, and then maybe she might get paid more for giving such a good massage.

 

[laoyang]

For real. I even watched Sylvia's reaction to episode 7 and she's still beating that drum, too, about how she has some kind of moral fiber that Letty does not have. And I forget the exact phrasing but Vance was saying it too right after the show ended, about how Letty shouldn't have done this or done that because it's immoral. Half the recap people were going "Letty's gone INSANE!!!" As though most people on earth wouldn't pass a furtive glance over an opportunity to get an unfair advantage

Vance's fake nice guy thing is so gay. I wonder if his gf actually did get mad at him for being kinda close with Letty on the show and is making him unperson her from his life.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Vance's fake nice guy thing is so gay. I wonder if his gf actually did get mad at him for being kinda close with Letty on the show and is making him unperson her from his life.

He implied that she had code to TTS him with (I think it was using that whole Linear Path/her name is Linnea thing) so she might have directed him that way, but it was also Sam pointing at Letty and saying "I don't like you" and telling him in private how disliked she is. He completely lost his nerve from there. I think finding out she got to write for World Peace might've rattled him a bit but he's still on this oh, but she's unemployed, and I went to college and drove a delivery truck, therefore she is beneath me shit.

It's sad too because Letty was the only contestant he had chemistry with. If you asked him who he would want to do a "sketch" with, he would probably say Josie or Sylvia, but neither of those motherfuckers are funny. In fact I would love to see him try it just so he could finally realize how hard he fucked up. Letty is still generally cool with him, even though they were rivals she never ever took anything as personally as he took it all, but I think on the down-low she's just disappointed in him.

 

[laoyang]

He implied that she had code to TTS him with (I think it was using that whole Linear Path/her name is Linnea thing) so she might have directed him that way, but it was also Sam pointing at Letty and saying "I don't like you" and telling him in private how disliked she is. He completely lost his nerve from there. I think finding out she got to write for World Peace might've rattled him a bit but he's still on this oh, but she's unemployed, and I went to college and drove a delivery truck, therefore she is beneath me shit.

It's sad too because Letty was the only contestant he had chemistry with. If you asked him who he would want to do a "sketch" with, he would probably say Josie or Sylvia, but neither of those motherfuckers are funny. In fact I would love to see him try it just so he could finally realize how hard he fucked up. Letty is still generally cool with him, even though they were rivals she never ever took anything as personally as he took it all, but I think on the down-low she's just disappointed in him.

She said in her Twitterspace after the show ended that Vance saying she reminds him of his little sister, only to then go on Twitter and publicly take it back, was one of the only things that actually hurt her feelings. He kept playing his lack of action on the show as him being tactically neutral, but in reality he was just a pussy afraid of confrontation. Terminally West Coast.

 

[Punitive Castration]

She said in her Twitterspace after the show ended that Vance saying she reminds him of his little sister, only to then go on Twitter and publicly take it back, was one of the only things that actually hurt her feelings. He kept playing his lack of action on the show as him being tactically neutral, but in reality he was just a pussy afraid of confrontation. Terminally West Coast.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, that was nuts. They'd said before something before that moment about how there was understanding that when they were messing with each other they were only messing with each other for the game, and in one stroke Vance let her know that even when he was being nice he was still just being nice for the game.
He hasn't mentioned the episodes at all on his streams but I hope he's been watching them, I hope them leaving that moment in felt like a kick in the dick. Miss most of schizo vance and they haven't even said "vancepilled" at all or put in the impersonations challenge, but leave that in.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He kept playing his lack of action on the show as him being tactically neutral, but in reality he was just a pussy afraid of confrontation. Terminally West Coast.

Vance turning out to be a pussy was the main reason I went from being Vancepilled to being a Letty fan. I can't respect a guy who repeatedly bitches out on a game show where you NEED to be evil to succeed. Don't get me wrong I like Vance he's got a hot GF and he's a fairly funny guy by far the most normal of all the Fish but his lack of spine was his downfalling.

 

[imdrivingacar]

I passed the audition on Twitter.

I think I can deal with the constant torture but I'm not sure if it's worth the potential harm to my reputation. Would it be blowing it out of proportion to think I might have trouble finding a job after this?

 

[Noble Redditor]

Would it be blowing it out of proportion to think I might have trouble finding a job after this?

Why do you even need a job? Get Fishtank famous and then start streaming and doing the podcast circuit and do a merch run every once in a while. Having a job is gay.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Would it be blowing it out of proportion to think I might have trouble finding a job after this?

Honestly I think the only fish who had issues finding work after the show was Simmons and that was because people accused him of being a pedo. I doubt it would seriously impact your future job prospects unless you screamed racial slurs
.

 

[fishtankburner]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, that was nuts. They'd said before something before that moment about how there was understanding that when they were messing with each other they were only messing with each other for the game, and in one stroke Vance let her know that even when he was being nice he was still just being nice for the game.
He hasn't mentioned the episodes at all on his streams but I hope he's been watching them, I hope them leaving that moment in felt like a kick in the dick. Miss most of schizo vance and they haven't even said "vancepilled" at all or put in the impersonations challenge, but leave that in.

Thanks for reminding me. This pissed me off so much when it happened. Has anybody pressed Vance over this? I ttry to keep up with the fish and I've never seen him interact with her since he was eliminated. It seemed to me that he was closest to Letty out of any of the other fish but did a complete 180 afterwards. I could understand his GF being jealous or whatever but if he did that on his own then he's a complete sociopath, which just doesn't seem in his character

 

[Angry Shoes]

If Jet brings on people who know about Fishtank s2 is gonna suck ass. Ironic Self-Aware Fishtank sounds like a fucking cringefest.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

I passed the audition on Twitter.

I think I can deal with the constant torture but I'm not sure if it's worth the potential harm to my reputation. Would it be blowing it out of proportion to think I might have trouble finding a job after this?

If you get in be sure to pack some Kiwifarms merch to wear around the house while constantly shouting out this thread and Josh. I want to see Jet seethe.

 

[laoyang]

Thanks for reminding me. This pissed me off so much when it happened. Has anybody pressed Vance over this? I ttry to keep up with the fish and I've never seen him interact with her since he was eliminated. It seemed to me that he was closest to Letty out of any of the other fish but did a complete 180 afterwards. I could understand his GF being jealous or whatever but if he did that on his own then he's a complete sociopath, which just doesn't seem in his character

My honest opinion is that something started brewing between Vance and Letty after a while, and it culminated during the Menace Challenge stare down in Bedroom 2, and they both know it. Letty has teased Vance a few times on stream, making fun of him for backing down from Frank and for not talking about her until Frank pressed him on it on his own stream lol.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Has anybody pressed Vance over this? I ttry to keep up with the fish and I've never seen him interact with her since he was eliminated. It seemed to me that he was closest to Letty out of any of the other fish but did a complete 180 afterwards. I could understand his GF being jealous or whatever but if he did that on his own then he's a complete sociopath, which just doesn't seem in his character

Vance's streams are surprisingly sheltering for him, since he rarely has guests he can decide what he wants to talk about that that has never been Letty. Letty on the other hand seems very comfortable like @laoyang said mentioning him and teasing him, during that space where Jet and Frank fought Letty brought him up and said she's decided Lance is objectively better than him.

Meanwhile when Vance was a guest on Sylvia's stream, when Letty was there, Letty seemed very happy to see him but he seemed to think it was a good gag to sprint in and out as fast as possible. I think if someone were to try to troll him about it he would just boring it out, same as always.

I definitely remember him saying this specifically: he liked talking to Damiel, Josie, and Sylvia. And that's it. He repeated that multiple times, that he liked having "real" conversations with people in the tank, and specifically omitted Letty from that, even though he must have talked with her one-on-one twice as long as he talked to anyone else.

He justified it strategically as "keeping the hooks in" and "keeping her from targeting me." I really think he saw himself doing that and just sat there in bed stabbing himself in the gut the whole time refusing to enjoy these hours-long nighttime conversations that brought out funnier and more genuine, vulnerable sides of him than he ever shared with the others. If they went a few days without catching up they would rush to review their feelings about everything that had happened in the meantime, he told her she has natural drumming talent, that he thinks she can pull herself out of her rut, she confided about the drug addiction that caused her to drop out of high school and he told her about an ex who dragged him down and his "violent past" (he's never explained it fully so it could've been crap but he said he used to be much more aggressive), he talked about meeting his girlfriend and what it's like to have a soulmate, and how it felt performing onstage for the first time, they wrote up Spotify playlists by hand and promised to send each other more when they got out of the tank...

Ha ha, you fucking idiot, I was just being nice so you wouldn't put shit on my clothes! I secretly hated you the whole time! I'm not a sociopath!

It's easier to believe he was flagellating himself for catching feelings than performing this much pointless friendship for "strategy" purposes especially when she still fucked him over with the weight on his leg anyway.



From @feeshtank, Jet says Season 2 will not start Dec. 18.
"idk how that got around
people on the team even think we're going live on dec 18 we arent"

"I don't know how much sort of set dressing stuff we're gonna have time to achieve because we have to launch this on December 18th" - Sam Hyde

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think I can deal with the constant torture but I'm not sure if it's worth the potential harm to my reputation. Would it be blowing it out of proportion to think I might have trouble finding a job after this?

I wouldn't worry about it. There's always sex work.

 

[laoyang]

she confided about the drug addiction that caused her to drop out of high school

Damn, between that and having two crazy, abusive exes, this chick's been through a lot. You wonder where her parents have been in all of this, I would've thought Russian/Ukrainian parents would nip shit like that in the bud.

 

[KingFrampt]

I wouldn't worry about it. There's always sex work.

If we've been taught anything by the hooker hired for Fatty, anyone can be successful in that role

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Continuing my new tradition of showing the most fucked up screenshots from the show do you guys remember when I mentioned the recap video goes over shit I totally forgot from the show? I completely forgot Fatty not only showed toilet paper with his shit on it but he dipped his full hand into a solo cup of his diarrhea for the camera. If anyone wants to help me out I'm putting together a compilation from all of the show of the most demented screenshots like this