Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Karen Horney]

Standard trim, low-grade cabinetry (the doors are neither inset nor flush), cheap hardware, that shiny light oak, basic beige carpeting, tons of wasted space, no muntins on a house that could be passably Tahoe-ish from the outside with them...and do not get me started on the etched glass front door with the etched glass sidelights. And are those laminate countertops (I didn't really look)? The wall colors are 30 years out of date [even in the midwest] (and (((floral wallpaper borders)))), and alllll the woodwork is skimpy (though I will add back half a point if the doors are solid). I just know there's a "live, laugh, love" wall art somewhere, probably hiding behind some plastic ivy and grapevine wreaths, above those tragic and inefficient cabinets. No millionaire I know has lived with these features in decades. Not even the ones in Bumfuck Midwest, U.S.A. Even folks who cotton to that style have upgraded/modified over time.

Needs a full gut. And guaranteed needs thicker drywall everywhere. (Perhaps the sex dungeon has adequately solid walls, but [X] on the rest.)

***I could understand this in a basic mid-level house, or young folks, old folks, or any folks without the means to plunk down a strong six-figure chunk for a redo, but Nick not only has no mortgage payment, but also supposedly has made a mint in his own right (nevermind that he has a trust and has/will come into inherited money on a scale few will ever know). Not even the burden of private school tuition for the brood. Conclusion: they just have no taste (which we been knew, based on the car, the vacation spot, the art, the belt, etc.).

While you're right on all of that (except the countertops - tile and granite), I can't blame anyone for not keeping up with trendy interior design though it does look like they repainted a bit, the kitchen is now shit brown instead of that weird 90s teal.

That said, look at this fuckin bathroom:


Ugly paint, wooden framed mirror, mismatched metal towel and toilet paper holders, gold-tone knobs, the world's shittiest wallpaper border, and my personal favorite an antler light fixture. It's a monument to overpaid midwestern tastelessness and I hope he changed nothing.

Edit: actually there is some laminate countertop. Crumb magnet tile in the primary kitchen, granite in the wetbar/mini kitchen downstairs, laminate in the sitting room with the wood ceiling. Love me some consistency.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

The nose is streaming tonight. Seeing the topics, I'm sure he'll be bored out of his mind and something funny may come of it. I'm betting on something, something, "look at these twitter idiots".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That said, look at this fuckin bathroom:

Hand towels hanging directly above the toilet so they can catch maximum shit spray. Why am I not surprised?

 

[dustnight]

Seems Mindset is doing a show with Drex. I don't tend to watch these anymore but may be interesting to look for clips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAuUdSrM-g

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At about an hour in Drexel gives this nugget of wisdom

 

[Harm]

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The nose is streaming tonight. Seeing the topics, I'm sure he'll be bored out of his mind and something funny may come of it. I'm betting on something, something, "look at these twitter idiots".

>Sandy Hook

It's pretty fucked that my first reaction was "tragedy involving children? I wonder what kind of detestable joke is Nick going to make this time."

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

what kind of detestable joke is Nick going to make this time."

If only he could still be funny. I'm placing my chips on "something sex related".

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

At about an hour in Drexel gives this nugget of wisdom

Fun things are fun.

Hot girls are hot.

Yes my dancing ape. Hot girls are hot.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Fun things are fun.

Hot girls are hot.

Yes my dancing ape. Hot girls are hot.

Wait, hot women are hot? I'm behind the times...

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Wait, hot women are hot? I'm behind the times...

Black "women" hot though? No, no, no mr. drexel.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

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The nose is streaming tonight. Seeing the topics, I'm sure he'll be bored out of his mind and something funny may come of it. I'm betting on something, something, "look at these twitter idiots".

Arent these topics almost a week old?

 

[AltisticRight]

The most substantive part of Patrick S. Rekieta's Twitter feed today was confirming that he was on Ritalin for his narcolepsy.



As far as I know, while Rekieta has mentioned his prescription to Provigil/Modafinil, he has never mentioned that he took Ritalin for narcolepsy in the past, or if he did, it hasn't really made a mark in the thread. There is only one person mentioning it and they may have confused it with Provigil.

Okay Balldo, so you've been drinking since you were 15?

Ritalin could be addictive, Balldo who is addicted to alcohol shouldn't be taking another substance.

So here's the question, was he mixing Ritalin or whatever drugs he's taking now with booze? We all know the answer.
The downward spiral is about to become a nosedive.
(No pun intended.)

Fun things are fun.

Hot girls are hot.

Yes my dancing ape. Hot girls are hot.

Considering it's Drexel, the hot girls he's referring to were probably the types that would sweat for an hour after a fleet of stairs.

Minor update on Alphacore, funny number.

Where's the goalpost moving, Balldo? There's an extra nearly $70k since the funding campaign broke the million.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Nicks hand shaking has gotten so bad that I bet when he uses sign language he stutters.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Hooray! Another 1k drop!

 

[assman694]

What a surprise he fell asleep when supposedly doing a Twitch Stream but he totally isn't an Alcoholic

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Where's the goalpost moving, Balldo? There's an extra nearly $70k since the funding campaign broke the million.

It’s almost as if Nick never wanted Eric to “make so much money” and “sell so many comics” but was just being a pussy about saying what he meant and meaning what he said. Same calorie-counting harpy who called Mindset “a woman.”

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Ooo-wee, alcoholic talk.

Shot for likes are back boys.

I'm betting on something, something, "look at these twitter idiots".

Well, would you look at that.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

He eats into the microphone, there's a retarded robot baby screaming in the background, he slurps up ramen and audibly noshes on beef jerky. So who's truly more disgusting, the pig or the ones who farm him? The ones whose eyes and ears drink in the foulness of his degeneracy, the sloppiness of his drunkenness. Be careful that the Sonichu demon does not next infest YEWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[feral cat #6385]

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The nose is streaming tonight. Seeing the topics, I'm sure he'll be bored out of his mind and something funny may come of it. I'm betting on something, something, "look at these twitter idiots".

His discount Tim Pool routine is so boring. He would be more entertaining if he went full on degenerate.

Arent these topics almost a week old?

Because he needs other people's analysis and opinions to plagiarize.

 

[Burd Turglar]

For shits and gigs I just dropped into the stream after today's lulz. He's been coping hard about internet "rumors" and they're all wrong. Plus he just said it's hard to see Drexel during school season, I assume because Drexel is busy hanging out outside middle schools like Mathew McConaughey a la dazed and confused.

Edit.
I also notice he's wearing a silicone wedding ring, this is incredibly common amongst men who work with their hands due to the risk of losing a finger. My assumption is he's having more and more drunk accidents risking his fingers cause you know this drunk fuck doesn't do anything manly.

Also, he's already slurring and chugging straight whiskey so I imagine clips will be heavy with this shit.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick is explaining the modafinil allegations and insisting it merely delays, not enhances the drunkeness...

But then tells a story about his first experience mixing modafinil with whiskey how he only drank lightly at a party and took modafinil and then it suddenly hit him and he got super drunk, told his dad at that moment and his dad says "what happened? you only drank a little" and nick agreed.

So what gives? Does modafinil + alchohol makes the alcohol effect stronger or not, nick? Get it straight. Cause if it only delays then it's prolonged alertness > tipsy, not prolonged alertness > smashed if you only had a 'little'.

He also explains that modafinil isn't addictive and then says he doesn't do modafinil regularly cause he's scared he might get addicted to it...So you're scared of getting addicted to a non addictive drug but you're 100% confident you won't be getting addicted to drinks that are notoriously addictive? Really, nick?

Edit: 35 mins in he's already yawning from reading articles lol