DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FaXmachine]

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Damn he's using this as an excuse to stall on Yakuza. I hate when he bitches and says games take to long when he does stupid stuff like this. Its not like he makes loads of money on ether game.

 

[Iron Father]

I doubt that his house would be in a super embarrassing state.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Damn he's using this as an excuse to stall on Yakuza. I hate when he bitches and says games take to long when he does stupid stuff like this. Its not like he makes loads of money on ether game.

He tells us today its not about making the money and all that other gay shit about what he does, while he's sitting on a game that can be completed in about an hour(Starfield) but instead wants to play CoD again because he knows Starfield will not earn him much at all.

Before the alien hopped off due to developments, someone suggested he play Starfield for the rest of the hours to finish it up and he seemed to OKAY it, but here we are. Developments.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Gets $57 in tips yesterday and suddenly he's being attacked and is fishing for victimbux. Almond status: Activated.

yep. Like clockwork.

 

[BlastMonk]

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A house tour would be so interesting, he has the worst kind of wire management, he also had doordash packaging stacked to the garage roof causing the ant invasion and the massive amounts of fruit flys around his house. Kat cut her foot by just walking around the house barefoot, which is just shocking since I couldn't do that in my home even if I tried to, you have to have a pigsty for that to be possible.
And to touch back on the fruit flys, I have only even seen them around my green bin when there's a lot of compost in there and the compost itself outside in the garden. But its outside and contained and its a non issue. But how much food is he not eating and leaving in the container to rot in the garage if hes getting fruit flys comparable to having compost?

 

[85CentSoda]

But how much food is he not eating and leaving in the container to rot in the garage if hes getting fruit flys comparable to having compost?

Oh come on, you know that piggy eats every morsel from his doordash orders.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't understand. Who is watching Phil's replays? His Starfield videos are sitting at about 700 views. I'm sorry, but if you have time to watch 46 hours of someone playing Starfield, then you have time to actually play it yourself.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Oh come on, you know that piggy eats every morsel from his doordash orders.

He blathers on about eating healthier, though. That's the shit he throws out and fills up half of his garage for a decade.

 

[detractorzer0]

A house tour would be so interesting, he has the worst kind of wire management, he also had doordahs packaging stacked to the garage roof causing the ant invasion and the massive amounts of fruit flys around his house. Kat cut her foot by just walking around the house barefoot, which is just shocking since I couldn't do that in my home even if I tried to, you have to have a pigsty for that to be possible.
And to touch back on the fruit flys, I have only even seen them around my green bin when there's a lot of compost in there and the compost itself outside in the garden. But its outside and contained and is a non issue. But how much food is he not eating and leaving in the container to rot in the garage if hes getting fruit flys comparable to having compost?

He puts every piece of food down the sink drain and I doubt he does anything to keep things decently clean. They're probably fungus gnats (same thing???) that are breeding in the drains.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Probably why all his plumbing is fucked. Both of the slobs just jamming food down any drain available. Horsewife eating subs in the shower, waffle stomping the scraps. Phail trying to push a QVC turkey carcass through his high-quality style garbage disposal. The sinks sitting, clogged, full of food scraps and swap style water...bugs breeding and multiplying.

What, they have one working toilet left? Bathrooms probably full of rotting and mold in the walls from the water damage. I really cant wait until he can re-finance.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Damn he's using this as an excuse to stall on Yakuza. I hate when he bitches and says games take to long when he does stupid stuff like this. Its not like he makes loads of money on ether game.

Anything to stretch it out to squeeze the dents, as always.

Of course, with Modern Begfare III, we're back to sitting in silence as Phil "concentrates" before getting curbstomped and bitching about lag.

He blathers on about eating healthier, though. That's the shit he throws out and fills up half of his garage for a decade.

Fuckhead ate Thanksgiving dinner AND two firehouse subs over the weekend. I would say the only healthy thing about that is his credit card bill, but we all know that's not the case (for now).

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Fuckhead ate Thanksgiving dinner AND two firehouse subs over the weekend. I would say the only healthy thing about that is his credit card bill, but we all know that's not the case (for now).

Dave used to say he's eating healthier in the early Kat days. I guess he doesn't need to bother anymore since we know his wife is very rotund.

 

[Crooked 16th]

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This feels like an ISIS video

 

[Polska krowa]

Dave used to say he's eating healthier in the early Kat days. I guess he doesn't need to bother anymore since we know his wife is very rotund.

He still brings that up - his health is one of the most common segments in his prestreams/streams

 

[ShooterOfCum]

The snort fort is in a bad condition

he doesn’t keep his own room where he makes money clean, his entertainment stand has been repeatedly shown to be covered in dust at times, he often looks like he hasn’t taken a damn shower

He’s not showing his home because it’s disgusting

This is just a tenuous conjecture, but I think being alcohol and gambling addict whose entire life is consumed by Hulk Hogan pulls and drinking his emotions down with handles of gin makes him a dysfunctional person. If you spend your entire waking life thinking about Hulk Hogan and gin, you might not be in a sufficiently adequate state to do even the most basic tasks like showering yourself.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Alright, we've got some nonsense in tonight's Daily Wrap.

Spoiler: Daily Wrap

Phil brings up his internet issues from this morning, and very quickly gets around to the idea of this being a DDOS attack. He says he can't imagine that anyone got ahold of his IP address, as his eyes dart around the room, practically bulging out of his fucking head, after which, he assures us that he has not gone to any "foreign websites" as he begins to laugh, for some reason. He again reinforces the idea that this is a DDOS attack by stating that his internet dropped out four different times, which according to Phil "is a pattern - this is malicious."

Despite these troubles, Phil says that he continued with his stream, until "something else happens, while this [internet troubles] is happening, and I was unable to finish my stream." Phil does not specify, he doesn't even say if this new thing that happened is related to the internet - Khet could have broken the fucking vacuum cleaner again for all we know. He just says that something else happened, and that's it. He doesn't mention it again.

Phil whines about support for a minute, before saying that alotta peepul want to know what's going on. "Why?.." he asks. "Because you guys like drama." ( 3:37 )

"Cuz you guys like drama, right? You want drama. You want to know the drama of what's going on."

The absolute, unmitigated, fucking gall of this guy to equate "Hey Phil, what happened to your internet earlier today?" to people chomping at the bits - hounding him over some inflated drama bullshit is fucking wild, especially considering the fact that he's spent the last two weeks bitching and moaning and coping over Boogie, Wings, Craig, Keem, and Turkey Tom, while dishing out these borderline fever dream pre-streams, in which he lectures his audience ad nauseam about how he does not talk about drama.

Then, Phil says he knows what happened regarding the internet, and he's taken steps to avoid this problem again in the future, but he also says that he's "waiting on some information, and waiting on developments" from... someone. Again, he says that these internet outages were malicious, but he will not tell us what happened until the story is complete, because.. "Why cause drama?" ( 4:35 )

So.. asking Phil what happened to his internet, is drama. And Phil telling people what happened to his internet, is also drama...

Okay dude.

Anyway, he whines about low support again, and he begs people to come by tomorrow's streams, now stating that he's been set back, once again, by two days of low support. Then he assures us that he will not have internet problems tomorrow, because "I was told that the actions I took will fix it. That's what I was told," so it seems that Phil contacted Comcast about whatever the fuck this was.

"I can't tell you anymore than that until the story is over. When the story is over, you're gonna *leans in* love the story that I have to tell you. *Looks directly into camera, nods his head* Okay? *Leans back, looks at himself in OBS* So.. no drama, no nonsense, everyone relax." ( 8:35 )

Phil wraps it up by begging people to support tomorrow's streams once more, now claiming "I literally just got screwed over by malicious bullshit, with my internet, and I would like to recover and have a normal week. I'm tired of the drama. I really am tired of this drama - I just want to stream and have a good time with you guys, and that's that." ( 9:00 )

This dude is such a faggot.

 

[Polska krowa]

Despite these troubles, Phil says that he continued with his stream, until "something else happens, while this [internet troubles] is happening, and I was unable to finish my stream." Phil does not specify, he doesn't even say if this new thing that happened is related to the internet - Khet could have broken the fucking vacuum cleaner again for all we know. He just says that something else happened, and that's it. He doesn't mention it again.

Is it possible that he got swatted again and he could hear people downstairs? This guy tells us about the most pointless bullshit (see the other day's "theft" of his bags for life), but he's extremely tight-lipped about this for some reason. I feel like it's either something very embarrassing for Kat and he doesn't want to share because we'll laugh about it and call her a fat dent, or something troll-related, ranging from something as small as a pizza or two getting delivered, to a swatting. I'm probably wrong, though, because he'd milk every penny he could out of it if it did happen and accuse Tevin of another attempted hit.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

"I was told that the actions I took will fix it. That's what I was told," so it seems that Phil contacted Comcast about whatever the fuck this was.

This all sounds very familiar, almost like that is what he said after Comcast told him how to fix the issue the last time.. There is no way Phil Burnell contacted comcast and fixed a brand new issue in the 2 hours before he tweeted out he would stream later.

Just seems like the same issue happened again, he knew how to fix it and knows it's fixed, and this is just another opportunity to work a beg so he's using the time to make up another 'win' against the trolls. I would be shocked if it was anything provable.


Also lol at this beg tweet.. what a faggot.

 

[NanoKnight]

My money's on something he had to do and he could not change the day somehow. Because he autistically brings up the schedule and how meaningful it is to him and his audience that he's a consistent streaming guy.

Phil my guy, you don't need fake internet outages to do adult things. Just tweet some shit like "sorry guys something last minute has come up i gotta deal with see you on the late stream and catch up on the videos on my channel"

Its not hard Phil

 

[Gramh]

It's days like these with DSP that the narrative gets more needlessly complicated than some avant-garde indie flick. No Drama Burnell sitting there and literally building up a drama piece about some behind da scenes bullshit that he doesn't want to talk about till he wants to talk about it to hook his audience, lying to our faces that today's CoD stream was going well when it's a shit morning if Jeff is carrying the stream with his $25 daily tithe. It's hard to parse if this moron actually wants us to believe that some malicious entity has tapped into his modem to intermittently shut it off specifically today during his CoD stream. It's really hard to parse if this moron actually wants us to believe today's internet trouble was all part of some long running issue that's worthy of a stream cancellation. What is easy to parse is this faggot wants to cause people to start speculating as to what it is so his name is in their mouths till the rug pull into a big nothingburger because this toddler in a man suit would complain about detractors breaking into his house and slightly adjusting all the furniture so that he would stub his toe and that's why he can't get a real job because hims toesies hurts real bad guys money plz. All while protesting that he doesn't want drama, just wants to have fun and chill. All the thousands of ways to more professionally handle situations like these, has learned nothing from the past, and still chooses the poorly conceived WWE feud script when dealing with normal adult problems that he swears are unique to him and him alone. The bad part is if it's just a lazy drama bait grift it's going to work because his dents are too invested in watching their new Jerry Springer live stream to watch it be canceled because they selfishly wanted to do anything other than shove it into Phil's Scopely fund.