Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Pay for cis people's healthcare? Do trans people not get sick? No heart attacks or pneumonias? It's your healthcare too, retard

Considering the amount of diseases and medical complications that are exacerbated/associated with wrong sex hormones and SRS, cis people will be paying for trans "healthcare" plus all the boring vanilla "cis" ailments that the trans protocol will later afflict them with.

Heart problems, tumors, osteoporosis, necrosis, UTI/kidney failure, hysterectomy etc. Just icky cis-diseases.... That these heckin valid troons run headlong towards via fucking with their bodies. How affirming.
 
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Imagine being an employed of the month at Lowes and getting mistaken for a refrigerator.
 
So here's a tranny that apparently e-begged for ~$11,000 dollars a few months ago because his dad threatened to evict him out of his house. The tranny is 21 by the way so tranny hate or not, that seems pretty reasonable. The tranny claims that his dad wanted to make amends with him, and so he continued to live in his house and used the donations and money from his job* "to keep the house afloat".

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It's highly unbelievable that that's what the money was used for as troons already have a history of using deceitful gofundmes to mutilate their bodies. Even if that was what it was used for, it is an insane retard move to not try to save any money when someone has attempted to kick you out without no notice and will likely do so again. It's an even bigger retard move to tell people that you effectively shit away all the money you originally grifted from them so you need to e-beg again. The question I'll leave off with is: Why don't trannies ever get like, jobs?

*When the troon refers to his "work" they mean their man-with-boobs porn. Not autistic enough to hunt down pooner's work but it's likely depression naps broken up with testosterone fueled finger blasting sessions.
 
Bro you are getting more he/him/sir'd by that barrel chest and manpithair than anyone in sane world could possibly manage.
Edit: And those potatohead jowls.

Most people can barely write
It has been a genuine mystery to me why certain posters can't seem to write in anything but absolute text diarrhea, but reading this makes me wonder if the reason is they just genuinely can't. Maybe they're the same sort of fucking retards who can't write properly in college.

Post on HonestTransgender realizes the British public is not at their side majority wise.Why politicians pander these people is beyond me.
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To be honest these numbers aren't high enough for my taste.
Also I'm dying to know how they've changed over time. I recall hearing that LGBTQ+ support has dropped in recent years, but I can't recall the source or whether it was reliable or not. Anecdotal evidence and personal experience suggests people are getting fed up with this rainbow dick and tranny shit, but I would love to see some cold hard numbers backing it up.

Considering the amount of diseases and medical complications that are exacerbated/associated with wrong sex hormones and SRS, cis people will be paying for trans "healthcare" plus all the boring vanilla "cis" ailments that the trans protocol will later afflict them with.

Heart problems, tumors, osteoporosis, necrosis, UTI/kidney failure, hysterectomy etc. Just icky cis-diseases.... That these heckin valid troons run headlong towards via fucking with their bodies. How affirming.
This is an interesting point. If we wouldn't pay for the obesity caused health issues of ham planets or for the cancer treatment of people who purposely choose to smoke, should we pay to cover the ongoing health issues resulting from tranny butcher jobs and mad science hormone cocktails?


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Troon comes up with retarded adolescent alternative to "Mom". Bonus points for doubling as a kinky term related to dog breeding! (S | A)
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Mtf hopeful here, just as a reference point. And feel free to steal it if you want, the teanagers will get a kick out it for sure. It's a combination of DAd +moM
And it's appropriate, too, from a parent standpoint:
Dam (2) /dam/ noun noun: dam; plural noun: dams the female parent of an animal, especially a domestic mammal. "one version is inherited from the dog's sire and one from its dam"
Though don't tell your kids they're domestic mammals.
I suppose FtM folks could be MAD? Or MOD? I am definitely shying away from the kids calling me DOM though. There's daddy issues enough going around without doing it on purpose.
Thoughts? Chuckles? Rotten tomatoes?
Edit: because I do know the difference between there, their, and they're

Trannies be some nasty bitches. :story:
Username is also unusually applicable. (S | A)
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I’m physically isolated (live in a small town and disabled). In-person community, though ideal, is just not an option for me right now. So Reddit is where I can talk to other trans people and feel a little less alone.

But I don’t know all the rules (most of them unwritten) of Reddit, and yeah, I’m not perfect. I keep accidentally transgressing, and I feel like the community in other subs is so harsh. They’re so quick to criticize and ostracize.

I’m not really looking for advice. Please don’t tell me “it’s the internet. What do you expect?” Because I can’t really go anywhere else right now. But I’m really frustrated with the kids who are so harsh and so quick to jump on other trans people. I don’t want to grow a thicker skin, and I don’t want to “man up.” I want to find a little bit of connection. Please tell me I’m not the only one who feels this way

ETA: I’m trying really hard not to become bitter at “kids these days.” But I’ve noticed a pattern of the most judgmental criticisms coming from the younger crowd. Hence posting on this sub

Also this comment:
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It can be very difficult dealing with trans youth, especially (in my experience) the nonbinary ones. I'm a parent to three early 20s AFAB NBs who are simultaneously the most and least liberal people I've ever met. They are so quick to cancel people and withdraw support/paint someone as evil over infractions that I myself have made a dozen or more times over the years just out of ignorance or trauma responses. They have very little compassion for people who do not subscribe to exactly their set of values and beliefs and ostracize those who are somehow (often due to age or culture of origin) outside their groupthink. And these are my own kids I'm talking about, people I live with and support 100%. I love them passionately, but they do make me fear for the world that Gen Z is very unforgiving and quick to judge.

I personally mostly avoid getting involved in those other communities. I block the worst offenders before they can ever run into me personally. And I always read the rules twice before posting/commenting. Every sub is different, and each has a different vibe. I'm so sorry you're struggling like this. I'm also disabled/isolated, and I feel that so much.
How absolutely fascinating this troon just happens to be parent to not one--not two--but THREE non-binary children. This is absolutely certainly in no way possibly social contagion or peer pressure imposed bullshit.
Also the irony of this faggot complaining about their kids having "very little compassion for people who do not subscribe to exactly their set of values and beliefs". Nigger as if that isn't how you are to all the rest of us.

Also lmao at enbys gunning for tranny blood. :story:
 
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I always love when troons just happen to overhear bigots talking about trans people. The bigots always bring up the same points, transwomen are really men and shouldn't be in women's bathrooms/sports, trans people are groomers It's crazy, crazy crazy.

You never hear these supposed bigots that just happen to be hanging around where the troon is so the troon can here the totally real rant about how bad troons are accually talk about the troon that's posting this story. It's never "Oh, "SHE" has a five head, stubble, man jaw, looks like a gorilla in a sun dress", the rant is always just about troons in general and how they're bad because they want to be in woman's sports or something.

You'd think these narcissists would have the bigots do more personal rants attacking them to play up being the ultimate victim in their fake story.
It’s always tims that people are complaining about too. Poor pooners must feel left out lol. Most people don’t care that there’s a bearded lady pretending to be a real man, because she’ll cry when confronted.
Strangely, it’s likely because men in women’s spaces is a genuine threat. They say they’re not all predators, doesn’t mean we should invite them in. Not every person is a thief but you make sure you lock your damn car and house at night!
They won’t ever realise that people are against it due to their own actions and way of dealing with confrontation.


Even the troons notice common names
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And some tips on how to be a lady, from a man.
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Bubble baths, online shopping, journaling. And don’t forget to throw on some Beyoncé songs . Oh wait, jealousy? You’re on your own bud, get therapy.
 
Most people don’t care that there’s a bearded lady pretending to be a real man, because she’ll cry when confronted.
Strangely, it’s likely because men in women’s spaces is a genuine threat.
While I generally agree Timmies are scarier than Tiffanies, there's posts about pooners getting psycho and threatening to cut off men's dicks earlier in this thread, so that's not necessarily true.
 
Want a better shot at a big contract? Customers prefer doing business with people whose writing doesn't suggest crayon or paste consumption.
I just don’t deal with people who can’t write properly. It shows a lack of attention to detail. Every time I’ve dealt with such people in the past, their documents have been riddled with errors.
Post on HonestTransgender realizes the British public is not at their side majority wise.Why politicians pander these people is beyond me.
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So in other words, people are theoretically pro-troon, but the question becomes more complicated when you start asking them about what that actually entails.
 
While I generally agree Timmies are scarier than Tiffanies, there's posts about pooners getting psycho and threatening to cut off men's dicks earlier in this thread, so that's not necessarily true.
Oh absolutely they can be terrifying. Untreated mental illness plus roid rage? Bitch will follow you home and cut you.
 
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Lmao this idiot is sofa king poor that he’s given up on his transition altogether. Lmao. Considering there are trans homeless drug addicts all over the place, and Boston MassHealth would cover your hormones, wtf is he too poor for? 200k worth of plastic surgery?
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These perverts need to figure out that transitioning messes with your kids. But I’m 100% on board for that blunt child honesty like “I don’t want you pretending to be a girl 100% of the time, dad.”
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:( that final sentence took me from “o sad” to “ugh, pervert.”
 
"Starting late" to a tranny basically means any time after finishing puberty.
Early means early teens, "mid" is like 18-20, and late is 20+. Translater seems to be more for the ones who started "super late", ie after "twinkdeath" (mid-20s).

Apparently once a gay man hits thirty his prospects drop precipitously.
Yeah I guess so. And with the sky high suicide rate surely a troon in his 40s is basically the equivalent of a Fucking Straight White Male in his 80s.
 
These perverts need to figure out that transitioning messes with your kids.

They are so fucking egotistical: "I am worried that ruining my life and trooning out will affect my kids negatively. But I am going to do it anyway, because getting a boner in my wifes underwear is more important."
 
They are so fucking egotistical: "I am worried that ruining my life and trooning out will affect my kids negatively. But I am going to do it anyway, because getting a boner in my wifes underwear is more important."
Yeah. Who cares about your kids getting bullied, or you wife getting bullied, or fucking with all of them psychologically, and ruining your own life, if you can get a gender euphoria stiffy by making yourself look like some bimbo caricature of a woman?

It’s drug addict logic imo, their pain is overwhelming, they think getting high (or in this case, transition) will provide the relief they so desperately seek, so fuck everyone else and whatever it costs.
 
Bubble baths, online shopping, journaling. And don’t forget to throw on some Beyoncé songs . Oh wait, jealousy? You’re on your own bud, get therapy.

A man tells other men how to be womanly by telling them to practice basic hygiene skills. Notice how they never have brushing or flossing their teeth on these lists despite the endless gingivitis smiles that many of them have? :c
 
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