Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

FELONY TOILET COSPLAY

 

[FinnSven]

At this point I think its likely that the entire Milwaukee police department has spontaneously fallen deeply and passionately in love with Fatrick and want nothing more than to have an excuse to taze him so they can handcuff his wrists to his ankles and then all take turns fucking him in the ass right there on the front porch of his half-hovel, and thus are faking the swattings themselves

Or they hate Fatrick, strange I know but some people don’t care for him, and are hoping that he will come storming out holding one of his guns.

Thus giving them every legal right to open fire on him.

Naturally I hope this doesn’t happen and that Fatrick remains calm and collected while explaining to them that everything is fine.

 

[Judge Holden]

Or they hate Fatrick, strange I know but some people don’t care for him, and are hoping that he will come storming out holding one of his guns.

Some of them hate him and thus also want to forcibly fuck him in the ass so hard he never calls them again

Thus giving them every legal right to open fire on him.

Or in this case, open fire inside him

Naturally I hope this doesn’t happen and that Fatrick remains calm and collected while explaining to them that everything is fine.

I hope when the new neighborino recording comes out they capture the haunting sounds of fatrick's forced pigasm oink as officer bulbous finishes up in his spleen

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Okay, he gets my nomination for lolcow of the year for this. Enjoy winning, child.

I don't think there is even any close second for lolcow of the year. Ralph has faded into irrelevancy and Keffals is so boring her thread is basically dead now.

 

[Judge Holden]

Because when I get SWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTed, my first instinct is to whine about it on the Internet. Pat is fat and terminally online.

Offtopic but I sincerely wish for one of our local game modders to make a conceptual remake of this old Resident Evil 8 meme where you chase fatrick around some generic convention event with a flySWATTer and try to SWATT at his lardaceous rump to highscore while he swings at you with his walmart katana, getting increasingly faster and more aggressive as the tard rage builds up

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[LGHDR+]

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I like how -everyone's- happy

 

[FinnSven]

Some of them hate him and thus also want to forcibly fuck him in the ass so hard he never calls them again

Would it be a backfire for them then if Fatrick starts calling them up to several times a day in the hope this happens every time?

I hope when the new neighborino recording comes out they capture the haunting sounds of fatrick's forced pigasm oink as officer bulbous finishes up in his spleen

I am sure the neighborino will regret purchasing in that area after this.

Can estate agents sue if someone’s actions devalue listings?

 

[Judge Holden]

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The penultimate one has major Cool Cat Saves the Kids energy

Perv Pig Cooks the Kids maybe

 

[RollerGator]

I know we taunt him for saying "Don't Let The Idiots Win," but I genuinely think Fat Rick will outlast ONA and all other Patposters. He'll be alone, but he will be victorious: a fat pig wandering a kingdom of blocked accounts, muttering endlessly about Richard Prongay.

I disagree. I believe one day he will crack and go full loony toon hitting himself with a hammer crazy.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[LGHDR+]

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Damn, I've got some competition! Excellent work!

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know when AI progresses to the point where a true synthesis can finally be reached between AI art, AI animation, and AI voice emulation we are gonna see some absolutely fucking horrifying shitposts in this threads

Like im talking actually viscerally terrifying shit that would scare even those fully immersed in ratfick lore and would look like straight up serial killer psychosis to those outside the joke

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[FinnSven]

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The last one looks like he has gone insane because the atalker children have broken into his home and replaced his ethically sourced pepperoni meat with white kids.

 

[Creative Username]

Pat is thin in some of these. Horrendous. We all know that Pat is, in fact, fat. Also please thumbnail your shit.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[oopsie doodle]

I don't think there is even any close second for lolcow of the year. Ralph has faded into irrelevancy and Keffals is so boring her thread is basically dead now.

I want to believe but I have been disappointed before. I think his following is too niche; the fanclubs of other major contenders are bolstered by people who were unironic fans before getting disillusioned. Aside from the couple of other mongs in his Expanded Waistline Universe and, of course, Mother Raven, absolutely no one was ever an unironic fan of pat.

I fear it won't make much difference, but I'd like to see the EWU lumped together for lolcow of the year purposes.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

I want to believe but I have been disappointed before. I think his following is too niche; the fanclubs of other major contenders are bolstered by people who were unironic fans before getting disillusioned. Aside from the couple of other mongs in his Expanded Waistline Universe and, of course, Mother Raven, absolutely no one was ever an unironic fan of pat.

I fear it won't make much difference, but I'd like to see the EWU lumped together for lolcow of the year purposes.

the paying of quasi alone puts him in contention to win

 

[AnOminous]

At this point I think its likely that the entire Milwaukee police department has spontaneously fallen deeply and passionately in love with Fatrick and want nothing more than to have an excuse to taze him so they can handcuff his wrists to his ankles and then all take turns fucking him in the ass right there on the front porch of his half-hovel, and thus are faking the swattings themselves

Why would they want to give him a good time?