A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

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I dont know if you are in the plane to Mexico Dan, but when you get out of the flight, could you tell us why you thought that FUCKING COMCAST woudnt have a way to track what each employee is doing?.
Not to PL but in my job if we do as much as access the wrong webpage it will literally flag the system and the manager will be all over me in 5 minutes asking wtf i was doing.
BRO YOU WORKED AT FUCKING COMCAST, if any company in this entire planet is gonna have these systems in place its gonna be them.
 
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Rent Tin said:
You're completely missing the point, it isn't the fact that the dude posted it here that's the issue. It's the literal pages of alogs congratulating the dude. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO NOT CONGRATULATE PEOPLE FOR LITERALLY COMMITING CRIMES?


I know a lot of the DSP niggers don't give a shit about the forum as a whole, because it is just their vessel for crying about how much DSP hurt their feelings when he spent retard's money, but people who don't obsess over him don't see congratulating criminal action against him as beneficial for the forum.
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Holy fuck, you are one whiny faggot
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Home fry you sound like a woman, true the congratulations are cringe but at the end of the day you don't judge the whole bushel by the rotten apples on the side of the basket, especially with all the mockery and ridicule that followed and can literaly be used/shown to disprove this was both planed and/or a group effort,
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Behead all 2023 join dates, you niggers don't lurk.
 
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So can someone give me a quick summary of what happened? I've been at work.
 
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Kane lives in death said:
I dont know if you are in the plane to Mexico Dan, but when you get out of the flight, could you tell us why you thought that FUCKING COMCAST woudnt have a way to track what each employee is doing?.
Not to PL but in my job if we do as much as access the wrong webpage it will literally flag the system and the manager will be all over me in 5 minutes asking wtf i was doing.
BRO YOU WORKED AT FUCKING COMCAST.
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You're assuming somebody who risks their job and legal issues fucking with a retarded adult baby has more than 3 brain cells rattling around upstairs.
 
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Poll request - how many days/weeks/months/years will Phil dine out on this one for?
 
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So can someone give me a quick summary of what happened? I've been at work.
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* DSP does big emergency stream
* claims comcast employee is fucking with him (resetting modem, messing with his account)
* people laugh at DSP, some think it's just his paranoia, some don't
* someone claiming to be comcast guy shows up on kiwi farms, providing some receipts (shitty photos), also writes like a high school drop out
* some people ask him questions others sperg out
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
So can someone give me a quick summary of what happened? I've been at work.
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Phil's been having intermittent internet issues for some time.
Phil claimed someone from Comcast was fucking with him, with dubious evidence to back it up.
Everyone laughed at Phil's paranoid delusions.
Actual Comcast employee shows up and says its true, they are fucking with him, provides proof.
Kiwi Farms civil war erupts, again.
----YOU ARE HERE----
Null posts that everyone here is a faggot again, and says he wishes he could close the DSP board, again.
 
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Pack it up, boys. It was just some retard resetting another retard's modem.
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myone said:
* DSP does big emergency stream
* claims comcast employee is fucking with him (resetting modem, messing with his account)
* people laugh at DSP, some think it's just his paranoia, some don't
* someone claming to be comcast guy show up on kiwi farms
* some people ask him questions other sperg out
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Have the mods weighed in whether dan is who he says he is?
 
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dangreene said:
ive been a troll of his for about 10 years decided to see if he had a account here when i started 9 months back when i found it i reset both of them to see if they where legit (october incedent) after that i just ran with it.
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May God smite every ISP executive who employs barely sentient retards like yourself. I want to personally strangle each and every one of you motherfuckers for all of the Internet problems I've been put through, all the times you freaks have given me the runaround for hours on the phone. You're lucky that your techs leave my house without severe beatings every time they fail to fix my shit

Good luck finding another job, kill yourself. DSP always wins
 
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