Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
At this point I think its likely that the entire Milwaukee police department has spontaneously fallen deeply and passionately in love with Fatrick and want nothing more than to have an excuse to taze him so they can handcuff his wrists to his ankles and then all take turns fucking him in the ass right there on the front porch of his half-hovel, and thus are faking the swattings themselves
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I have to admit, it's kind of crazy they keep showing up. You'd think eventually they'd just ask for his phone number so they can call him to check if the calls are legit.

But no.
 
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Chongqing said:
I have to admit, it's kind of crazy they keep showing up. You'd think eventually they'd just ask for his phone number so they can call him to check if the calls are legit.

But no.
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The second better forum point out that on His media blitz he did claim he had a line to the MPD
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Mourning_Cloak said:
I think Fatrick is the obvious choice for Lolcow of the Year but I have a feeling that dumb gambling addict will get it.

Not trying to hate, I just don't get his appeal, other than artistically screeching "I lost it all."
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I think you're right and I agree he's not deserving of it. I think it can be attributed to Null mentioning him in every MATI stream since he got his thread here. Not an insult or dig to Null either it's just the what happened
 
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An automatic clown said:
The second better forum point out that on His media blitz he did claim he had a line to the MPD
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All of you stalkers talking about how Pat got a 1.7 GPA and has a low IQ just got BTFO by his genius. Now the cops won’t even respond to reports of little black kids in his basement and the screams when one manages to escape. He is free to grind unfettered, child.
 
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Something Awful said:
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:story: Talking about that video where a drunk Pat tries to throw a punch at a cop and has to be restrained. "Couldn't move me," lol, yeah, they would need one of those transporters that NASA used for the Space Shuttle.
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“The four of them couldn’t move me”

Lol, he doesn’t realize that this doesn’t make him sound like he’s a cool fighter, but moreso that he is THAT fat
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I don't think there is even any close second for lolcow of the year. Ralph has faded into irrelevancy and Keffals is so boring her thread is basically dead now.
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Bossman jack made a late push but he's probably battling for second. Fatrick has been consistently on top for the entire year now. His orbit brought us Jackie this year and a few other lolcows as well
 
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Dean Pentel said:
Did you mean, "Being morbidly obese and unemployed while on Twitter all day is a hell of a drug"?

I don't think it's mean to point out Patrick is overweight to a very unhealthy level and it's been quite a long time since he had a job.
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I did, thanks for the assist! Unlike the AI generations, I don't get instant feedback when I forget to add that he is "an obese man with porcine features and black hair".

I always put the author name tag on him to reference the fact that he is unemployed, and his books are so unremarkable that he has to remind people that he is an "author" instead of a hybrid genetic creation made for medical experimentation.
 
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