DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[BlastMonk]

Phils computer fan was loud so he waddled over to it and hit it over and over, to fix a 'loose fan'. DSP blamed the fact that its 10 years old and so its a 'piece of shit' for no longer functioning properly. I would like to remind the court that Phil NEVER turns his electronics off, so his computer is 10 years old without being shut down possibly ever, which is how I make my computer fan go queit again if it gets loud.
No wonder all his shit is broken its all just running 24/7 for no reason

 

[Impossible Brutality]

lol yea, this is just casuals and hes quitting matches. can't wait for Friday when he does his placement matches. he was already coping with a potential diamond ranking.

He’ll “warm up” in casuals for three hours next time, then it’s time to feed Kat her slop again. He’s going to avoid ranked forever.

 

[Halloween23]

Hello new person. The problem is DSP has been making outlandish paranoid claims of victimization for years to enhance his grfit and this single event has given credibility to all of it. We will never, ever hear the end of it. Ever. Ever ever.

More importantly we have once again been shown how many of DSP's pathetic detractors are objectively worse people than he is.

This is probably his biggest W in a decade.

I'm not new, I just got locked out of my old account because I used a burner email. I've been following Phil for a decade. He's been swatted, extorted, hacked, harassed, and probably a dozen other things I've forgotten about over the years. This single event isn't going to change anything. Everyone already knows that he has psycho stalkers, and that hasn't changed how anyone views him. Yes, it is a fucked up event, but when you go on stream every single day throwing a pity party something fucked up starts feeling like a normal event.

and his "biggest W" is obviously that sham bankruptcy actually going through with no scrutiny.

 

[Agent Proper]

I really think the point and laugh crowd won here. We get to laugh at a paranoid panicked Piggy who looked rattled, all because some pissed retard allegedly fucked with him. (I am still trying to look at this whole thing)

Either way I got to laugh the whole Autism circus around this happening. Phil would have always blamed da trolls, he would have just sounded a touch more insane. Phil will always make it about himself, as a victim. I think he like being on that level.

 

[JerryBeansMan]

This is probably his biggest W in a decade.

I don't think having your paranoid delusions actually be real is the W you think it is, dude has just realized there are people he has never interacted with risking their jobs just to fuck with him.

Every late doordash, minor internet issue or bad customer service is gonna be even more of a personal attack than he acts like they are now.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

I don't think having your paranoid delusions actually be real is the W you think it is, dude has just realized there are people he has never interacted with risking their jobs just to fuck with him.

Every late doordash, minor internet issue or bad customer service is gonna be even more of a personal attack than he acts like they are now.

As I said in the dedicated thread, I feel that this is the wildcard, or x factor, of this whole situation: how is this going to affect his paranoia? Insofar as it may well make it worse, this may be a short term "W" for Phil that becomes a long term "L."

 

[clothes in my closet]

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1729896439344771293#m

 

[JerryBeansMan]

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1729896439344771293#m

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"I'm too stressed to play video games "

I was just starting to feel a little bad for him lmao

 

[Soylent Dora]

"I'm too stressed to play video games "

I was just starting to feel a little bad for him lmao

Leave it to Phil to get a W dropped in his lap and turn it into a solid L

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1729896439344771293#m

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"not stream gameplay"
so he will still stream albeit only his shity copecast for 5 hours like yesterday?

Someone theorized yesterday that Phil will take all that has happened to try and transition into being a non gameplay streamer.
I think they might be onto something here.

 

[Agent Proper]

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1729896439344771293#m

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Great now we aren't going to hear the end of this shit. I just think he was deep into the gin.

 

[clothes in my closet]

I just think he was deep into the gin.

Yup.

Spoiler: Context

https://nitter.net/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1729796145436561790#m

https://nitter.net/koukovistas

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

I just realized that he tweeted at 1:35 am (usual gin o'clock) and then at 8:13am (unusually early for him)

What are the chances that he pulled Hogans and drank Gin all night and only went to bed after the last Tweet?

edit: ninja'd by clothes

 

[lupinthethird]

Repeatedly smashes his PC while yelling at it to shut up. Man has lost his fucking marbles. Fucking manbaby behavior, no wonder all his controllers and shit are fucked up if all he knows is to smack it. When he ripped that smoke alarm out of his ceiling I bet he didn't even unscrew it or anything, just hit it until it fell off.

Also you just know he was rambling to himself when the mic cut like the fucking weirdo he is.

Imagine how dusty the inside of that pc case is given how incredibly dusty his 'office' and entertainment center are.

 

[Sup3r]

I don't think having your paranoid delusions actually be real is the W you think it is, dude has just realized there are people he has never interacted with risking their jobs just to fuck with him.

Every late doordash, minor internet issue or bad customer service is gonna be even more of a personal attack than he acts like they are now.

At this point, we don't even need to do shit to him to cause a tantrum from him. He's so entitled and paranoid that all it takes now is the dents not giving him exactly what he wants to set him off.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Imagine how dusty the inside of that pc case is given how incredibly dusty his 'office' and entertainment center are.

There is video evidence out there showing how dusty all of his "business equipment" is.
From all of his consoles to his PC and even his desk itself.
All layered with dust.
And this is from videos 5-7 years ago.
Now imagine how the insides of these cases must look if he doesn't even bother to clean them on the outside.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Yesterdays shitshow gave him less than 300 dollars combining everything, that fucking nothing for Phil considering the situation, hes probably trying to get the whale bomb that he feels entitled by doing these twitter pity parties, on the good old days he would have gotten more than 1k dollars to pull hogans.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phils computer fan was loud so he waddled over to it and hit it over and over, to fix a 'loose fan'. DSP blamed the fact that its 10 years old and so its a 'piece of shit' for no longer functioning properly. I would like to remind the court that Phil NEVER turns his electronics off, so his computer is 10 years old without being shut down possibly ever, which is how I make my computer fan go queit again if it gets loud.
No wonder all his shit is broken its all just running 24/7 for no reason

I would be scared to see the inside of his electronics or his room in general. Mind you last time we saw a glimpse, his room was a mess with cables all over the place, basically making it a fire hazard.

 

[arrivefriday]

Props to the people who mentioned Dave would be using this shit show as a way to avoid playing games lmao

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

single event has given credibility to all of it

no, it really hasn't.

dude has just realized there are people he has never interacted with risking their jobs just to fuck with him.

That's just going to make things even funnier from now on. Phil has been boring as hell the past couple years with the exception of a couple small events like the sidescrollers podcast. Hopefully his paranoia going into overdrive makes things funny again