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I'll bet the food was "pretty gud".
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His intro makes me genuinely MATI. I hate it.
Most of the video's runtime is somehow dedicated to Jack being utterly befuddled by the Bonito flakes on the takoyaki they got, because they curl and move slightly in response to steam and heat.
We don't even actually get to see anyone bite into Ramen, Jack drinks a spoonfull of broth and then it cuts to him in the car talking about how it was a little bland and overpriced.
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I’m surprised he went to a “Japanese” place. He seems like the guy who would bitch about Pearl Harbor and refuse to eat anywhere that has “slanted” eye people working there.
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Ok he DEFINITELY can't pretend he's not using a scooter anymore, a woman goes out of her way to move a chair for him hahaha.
Edit: Jack is live right now btw
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I wonder how many times a day they have to inform customers that the bonito is not alive.
Also notably this is the first time he's reviewed a ramen place in all of his 14 years of doing JOTG
0:55 "I'm always impressed with a menu that has pictures" of course you are Fatty
1:09 "we should probably just get a little of everything and kinda sample it" right, sure. ok.
2:05 repeatedly telling the viewer to "take a few minutes to look around the menu and decide what you want" apparently Fatty thinks people don't understand how to order at a restaurant?
2:20 Ok, so it's just Fatty, Tammy and someone?, and between the two of them as just fucking appetizers they have ordered a plate of fried chicken, a plate of calamari, a bowl of chili oil edamame or something "I've heard that spicy edamame can be quite spicy" did he just have another stroke? Oh, and then the plate of takoyaki arrives.
2:58 the mystery guest that Fatty is trying to keep off camera giggles? This is weird... if they don't want to be filmed just... don't fucking film them.
3:20 it's Tammy Jr! I guess Fatty wasn't trying to hide her from the camera and he was just too retarded to hold it?
3:30 turns out the spicy edamame isn't spicy. Fatty heard wrong.
3:35 Tammy is freaking out because the bonito flakes on the takoyaki are moving because the takoyaki is hot. Then Fatty starts freaking out because of course in all of his years in the culinary field, even having visited "japanese" restaurants for fat on the go, he's never seen bonito flakes.
4:15 only Tammy Jr is brave enough to eat the takoyaki now, Fatty makes a comment about it being live fish... for fucks sake...
4:50 Jesus fucking christ, the waitress calls it "shredded octopus" when Fatty asks why it's moving... no it's not shredded octopus dammit. "so it's not live, right?" "no, it's just like frog legs when you cook 'em" NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
5:50 "look, it's an octopus finger over there" ARGGGGGG, NO. Tammy Jr says there's pieces of the tentacle inside the takoyaki, Fatty decides he won't eat it... not sure wtf part of the damn octopus he thought would be eaten?
6:00 "how is the spicy eddamommy?"
6:34 Fatty ordered a seafood ramen, and then of course had to get a side of chashu... so he's got a little plate with it sitting off to the side because he needed meat.
6:37 sounds like Tammy Jr is on the phone with Jr... wtf isn't Jr there with his wife?
6:50 sips broth like a faggot "that's gud, iz warm" no shit?
6:55 tongues the pork. does not eat it "forgive me for using my fingers I don't see a fork" no shit, there's probably chopsticks or you could ask for a fork since it's in fucking TN. Uses the tongue to slap the chashu into his face hole. "Lots of pepper on it, I love pepuh"
7:20 Noodles were bland. Broth was amazing. Service was amazing. "the prices were a little bit much for ramen. I could have made the same... well probably not there was some seafood in there I don't normally cook up" Seafood was great, lot of high points. "the bummer is they're not advertising much because I never heard about this place" I can't imagine Fatty looks up restaurants, other than maybe what he sees advertised on a roadside billboard.
8:00 B+, we have finally achieved something between C and A! "brianna blurts out b+, and then wait a minute I get to grade it" I know Fatty is trying to be funny, but it comes off as being petulant.
8:20 "the pork belly were 2 thin circles, it was three dollars, could have got a pound of bacon for three dollars" no shit fatty, it's supposed to go in your damned soup. Also, this just proves Fatty has no idea what fucking year it is. Where is he getting a pound of bacon for $3? That shit's more like 6 or 7 at any store I've been to recently. "flavors were gud"
Nah, Fatty has gone to sushi places before. It's black people he hates eating around, they make certain places "too urban" for him.
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From his Nashville cookery JotG:
"no, meet gud"
"no, meet gud"
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Holy shit he ordered a lot of food. I mean, I sorta always knew he did, but Ramen is something I eat on the regular, and that stuff is filling. I think of myself as a fat bastard and managing four pieces of Gyoza and a bowl of Ramen is usually the limit of my digestive endurance. Meanwhile he's got three appetizers lined up and a filled to the brim bowl. Its these "hold on I eat that stuff" moments that really put his bullshit into perspective.
As for the ramen itself, it looks pretty good. The broth looks a bit pale, but I usually do black/garlic ramen so that might just be my personal expectations talking. The veg and the meat look good, same for the egg in Tammy's bowl. The Tempura looks good, not burnt or too small. The portions on those sides are very large, and looks to be a bit of an unspecialized variety show, maybe its just a regional menu preference thing. Feels like it'd be a solid 7/10 Ramen shop for a family or friends meal, could be an 8 or 9 for an individual if they've got the ingredient mix just right for you.
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Kahrage? KAHRAGE?!? I get it, it's Japanese, it's not a common language but Japanese style fried chicken doesn't rhyme with garage. And I'm glad they didn't order any "guyohza". I might have had to commit sudoku if he butchered Japanese anymore.
And what the fuck is this fat faggot doing eating ramen? It's sodium and carbs in it's most basic form. But I bet he's only taking one slurp and then giving the rest to the homeless right?
Yeah I don't know if I'd trust a place that served "Wagyu Ramen". It's just wrong.
OMG! The heat from the takoyaki is making the katsuobushi move! How is that possible? Except you know... heat makes things rise. And it's not "shredded octopus". It's dried, fermented skipjack tuna that's as hard as a piece of wood which is why it's shredded so finely. It's used as a garnish, way to add flavor and when making dashi or soup stock for miso soup.
These people are so white trash it's almost painful.
Did you also notice how it seemed like Tammy made him order the seafood ramen in an attempt to be "healthy" and he still ordered a fucking side of chashu like a retard?
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He needed his meat. I mean fish is healthy and all that but it's not meat which is what the Wendigo craves.
But he complained about the cost which should have been on the menu and then said he could buy a pound of bacon for that price.
He makes no sense. Like at all and if anything he's gotten worse due to the strokes.
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This is what living with the Scalfatties does to a person. I guess Jr. was too busy molesting teen boys to join his family for dinner,
Of course it was on the menu. In fact it has a picture that shows 3 smaller pieces of chashu instead of two. Which means that Fatty who likes menus with pictures so much, doesn't actually pay attention to them other than "oooh, pretty colors" and "meat"
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When I was poor and lived in a big city a long time ago, I was near a Chinatown, and often had to do just one meal a day. Back then $5 would get you a giant bowl of ramen full mainly of what looked like leftovers from other things (because it was different every day) and veggies, but would fill you up and you could take the leftovers home and they'd make a perfectly adequate second meal.
It was one of those places where they didn't even bother putting English on the menu but you could just point to what you wanted.
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The fucking menu says what is on the takoyaki, how all of them (including the waitress) can still get it wrong is...to be expected i guess.
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That sounds pretty good, not gonna lie. Rich broth, noodles, and a bunch of "whatever else" can still be a good soup. Makes me think of that bibimbap dish from Korea, isn't that mostly a leftovers/sides style mix?
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A lot of strip mall type Chinese have a "house soup" that is literally that, but they charge extra for it, assholes. Bibimbap can be like that, but a lot of places just have a fixed recipe and it's that every time. That's also something I used to eat nearly every day.
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Object permanence as applied to boomer fear-progaganda: A discussion.