Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TMDWTFIU]

The only way I could see the brewing saga getting more insane is if cobes up and went "fuck it meads not hitting so hard toobz" and tries homemade moonshining which would be horrifying to watch. I could see cobes fucking up moonshining a hundred different ways before he even gets a stripping run going.

He would most definitely drink the foreshots(the part that contains methanol, the shit that blinds you) because he wouldn't want to waste anything on purpose. But moonshine requires effort and attention beyond dumping slop into a jar. He could never manage it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have a soft spot for Cole Smithey, despite his apparent ego. He had to be raised by Barb, nearly got shot in the head by a ricocheting bullet she fired during a home invasion, and when describing his childhood to Chris via email, "physical and mental punishments ran the gambit from bare-assed beatings to cold showers to bizarre scenarios acted out with glee by two deeply neurotic adults." The icing on the cakefarts is that he had to hire a private investigator to confirm his real father's identity, because Barb insisted on lying to him. Those things considered, it took some serious mental fortitude for him to not grow up just as bonkers as CWC. Sorry for the off-topic discussion, couldn't help myself.

That entire email exchange is hilarious because at the end of the day the two dimwits were trying to manipulate each other, which they both learned or inherited from Barb. Chris was trying to get him vote in that video contest and Cole was trying to manipulate his retarded brother into getting Barb to come clean about his father. Goes so far that they start hammering out deals and the best part is that neither of them got what they wanted.

That being said I don't think either Cobes or Clint would go that far, Cobes just wants to rot in his stink pit and Clint just wants to take pictures of himself in dresses or whatever. They obviously lie each other, Clint with playing into all of Cobra's delusions and Cobra just outright lying like he does. One of my favorite Cobra lies was when he screamed at Clint for not taking him to his birthday dinner after downing an entire bottle of liquor, then the next day Clint just brushed it under the rug and took him anyway.

In conclusion Cobes is the superior autist and Chris Chan is a sicko. Fuck sickos dood.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

If the smegnog doesn’t kill him,

That name is fucking amazing.

 

[Hennimore]

This is truly the peak of the mead saga. This has to be the pinnacle. It is impossible for it to escalate further after this. What possible “mead recipe” could he possible come up with that tops eggnog and chocolate milk rotting in a jar. What are your best guesses? how can he outdo his stupidity from here?

Surely there’s nothing that can top festering dairy products in terms of insanity and stupidity, right? Cat food mead? Could that do it?

I wonder how much vodka he will waste when he tries to spike it and realizes even he can't stomach the final product.

 

[Slim Boglim]

That name is fucking amazing.

Yeah I was gonna try to make ‘Eggbog’ stick but it just can’t match up to Smegnog.

I kneel.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

Yeah I was gonna try to make ‘Eggbog’ stick but it just can’t match up to Smegnog.

I kneel.

Is bognog too on-the-nose?

 

[Potion_Time]

Cobe's body will be placed into a giant bottle and filled with booze so hes like one of those snake booze drinks

In glorious Nippon it is referred to as Bogushu or Bogu Sake.

 

[Negev]

He would most definitely drink the foreshots(the part that contains methanol, the shit that blinds you) because he wouldn't want to waste anything on purpose. But moonshine requires effort and attention beyond dumping slop into a jar. He could never manage it.

I could definitely see him think he is now an expert brewer, and trying to make different kinds of alcohol till he gets severe brain damage or dies. That is assuming rotten milk mead doesnt kill him from either infesting his tooth or making him vomit his organs out.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He likes seafood. I can see him trying to ferment some canned salmon and caviar and god knows what other putrid shit. Maybe he would try in a can of fancy feast to own the trolls

 

[PetiteFeet]

He finds Puff's rotted corpse somewhere and makes Puffmead.

It's what Puffers would've wanted. Add some weed, too. Puffers loved smoking the dank weed.

 

[ilovejews]

They will use his blood to create a bioweapon to stop cyraxx

RE9: Casper
Dear God Warlord BOW...

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

He likes seafood. I can see him trying to ferment some canned salmon and caviar and god knows what other putrid shit. Maybe he would try in a can of fancy feast to own the trolls

Alright toobs, today I'm making sushi-squid-fish eggs-canned salmon-bearded dragon-doritos-bud light platinum mead

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

it may have been brought up but i cant recall so im bringing it up now. What going on with the comments in Cobras videos now? the comments section isnt turned off, yet there are no comments. Has anyone else noticed this?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

it may have been brought up but i cant recall so im bringing it up now. What going on with the comments in Cobras videos now? the comments section isnt turned off, yet there are no comments. Has anyone else noticed this?

I noticed that a while ago too, you'd think they'd be full of troll messages.

 

[Hennimore]

it may have been brought up but i cant recall so im bringing it up now. What going on with the comments in Cobras videos now? the comments section isnt turned off, yet there are no comments. Has anyone else noticed this?

Josh leaves it set to approval mode, if you kiss his ass hard enough he will let your comment go through although I imagine most of the time that he entirely forgets to ever approve any of them. Every once and awhile you'll see a video where some of his pay pigs will have comments on there.

 

[Bogliacci]

It would be so fucking funny if he puts himself in the hospital with a spoiled milk and eggnog mead

 

[エボラちゃん]

He’s not going to get sick.

Me and you? We would be shitting our brains out dying.

Cobes lives in filth. He would probably get sicker using soap and disinfectant on his hand. Hell, I’d pay money to watch him try and hold mouthwash like he does some drinks in his maw.

I do think it’s pretty easy to tell when he’s talked to Clint. It’s where the ‘I’ve won’ or ‘They are just jealous phrases come from’. I think this Operation Starvation is daddy nips attempt at getting his baby boy to stop yelling at his phone and getting angry at the trolls.

Coincidence it’s starting after thanksgiving?

Lel this reminds me of the filthiest man on Earth:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amou_Haji

Despite his unhygienic lifestyle, he lived to the age of 94.
He died a few months after bathing for the first time in 60 years, having been persuaded by the inhabitants of the village to do so.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

It would be so fucking funny if he puts himself in the hospital with a spoiled milk and eggnog mead

I can already see it now jorp squeezes out a glass of the extra chunky smegnog on stream, claims it's the best thing since ozzy bit the head off a bat, then 20 minutes later he's whispering sweet nothings to his toilet as the gates of hell burst forth for the next 7 hours leading to the medics having to burst down his door to save him from becoming a California raisin.

 

[BallBuster II]

He's going to curdle his milk because standard brewer's yeast can't break down lactose. I want to remind everyone that the twats over on Reddit want to get this gem of a cow banned from YT and deprive us of this glorious content.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

it may have been brought up but i cant recall so im bringing it up now. What going on with the comments in Cobras videos now? the comments section isnt turned off, yet there are no comments. Has anyone else noticed this?

You can comment but he has to approve them. He never does = no comments.