Containment What If?

What if chris didn't think Aspergers and Autism weren't the same? I always wanted to know.
 
What if Chris was a Futurama character?

He'd give the Hypnotoad a run for his money.

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What if Chris grew up in Texas?
 
What if there were hundreds of missing dead bodies under all the barbage in the chandler household?
...But it wasn't Chris who committed the murders, but criminals have found the residence to be the perfect dumping ground? ...and perfect targets to frame the blame on?
 
What if Chris got lost in the woods outside Ruskersville?
...after a time of wandering aimlessly in great fright, CWC got to a lonesome cottage. Its walls were made of McNuggets, the roof was thatched with video game DVDs and the windows were made of female hormone preparations. Delighted, he rushed forward and began to quench his hunger on McNuggets -- but then, an evil old college dean shoved her head out of the door and said, cackling: "Teeheehee! Who's munching on my house? I was about to put you in a cage and fatten you up until you're ripe for cooking, but I just noticed that your ARE already fat! You probably don't taste very well, though. But you look like you're decent at video games, so I'll take you prisoner and force you to play 'Hello Kitty's Birthday Party' with me in coop mode until you go insane."
This she did. After some days of furious gaming, the evil college dean found out that CWC indeed sucked at video games and decided eat him anyway. As she lit the fireplace, CWC attempted a last-ditch defense and tried to shove her into the flames, but being incredibly clumsy, he instead fell in himself...
Nobody ever found out what happened in the end. What is known is that on that fateful evening, a massive explosion was heard in the woods near Ruckersville, and a mushroom cloud could be seen rising above the treetops, which had the appearance of being composed of tiny colorful puzzle pieces.
 
What if there were hundreds of missing dead bodies under all the barbage in the chandler household?
...But it wasn't Chris who committed the murders, but criminals have found the residence to be the perfect dumping ground? ...and perfect targets to frame the blame on?
Chris would bounce in and out of court for two years before getting let off due to being retarded.

What if Chris went to the Juggalo Gathering?
 
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What if Chris met another fat Lesbian Soul in a male body who wanted to be his Sweetheart?
 
What if Chris was a ghost; a spirit trapped between worlds and tasked with completing a list of good deeds in order to gain entry to heaven?
 
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