Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris was always bald from birth?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was a ghost; a spirit trapped between worlds and tasked with completing a list of good deeds in order to gain entry to heaven?

Chris would never get into heaven. Or even get one list item crossed off.

What if Hell is being reincarnated as Chris?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was always bald from birth?

Alec BALD-win. ohohohohohohoho

Chris would never get into heaven. Or even get one list item crossed off.

What if Hell is being reincarnated as Chris?

When there is no more room in 14BC, the dead shall walk the Earth.

What if Chris was a butcher?

 

[Iam]

What if Chris was a butcher?

He would ave chopped off his bent duck by now. Probably accidentally.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris became a house burglar?

 

[Kartoffel]

What if Chris became a house burglar?

He'd whine one his facebook how hard it is to enter strangers' homes and that it is totally unfair and that as a TRUE and HONEST Lesbian Tranny he deserves to come into your house and take away what he fancies.
In the case that someone would let him into his house he would mostly steal games, toys, unhealthy foodstuff and the occasionally lying around money. And devalue your home with a permanent addition of Eau de rotten watermelon.

 

[Picklechu]

What if Chris became a house burglar?

He would get caught by a homeowner due to his incompetence, then get shot and/or go to jail.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris won the Powerball?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a wrecking ball?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was a wrecking ball?

Except with worse hair and a broken duck.

 

[Somar]

What if Barb turned into a child and Chris had to raise her?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Barb turned into a child and Chris had to raise her?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris found out about order 66 and tried to warn the Jedi about it?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris found out about order 66 and tried to warn the Jedi about it?

Chris's grasp on English and Yoda's understanding of Basic are not two different, so they might actually believe him.

 

[Smol Pupper]

What if Barb turned into a child and Chris had to raise her?

They'd both shit their pants and do nothing.

Spoiler

Not that they don't already do that

What if Chris ran for President in 2020?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris ran for President in 2020?

Makes Trump and Hillary combined look like John F. Kennedy.

What if Chris was the BFG in Roald Dahl's book?

 

[Somar]

Makes Trump and Hillary combined look like John F. Kennedy.

What if Chris was the BFG in Roald Dahl's book?

He'd now be known as the Big Fat Giant.
What if Chris became the smartest man on earth?

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd now be known as the Big Fat Giant.
What if Chris became the smartest man on earth?

That's when we know we're in Bizarro World.

What if Chris went to Silent Hill?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if CWC was a dakimakura and Naru his flesh-and-blood owner?

 

[cruderudedude]

If I pulled Chris' mask off, would he die?