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This is an interesting one. If Chris had enough lifetimes to practice, would he be able to achieve fully functional human being status? Yea.......mayb........ probably not.
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This is an interesting one. If Chris had enough lifetimes to practice, would he be able to achieve fully functional human being status? Yea.......mayb........ probably not.
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(puts Attraction Sign on top of roof)
What if the US government created a nuclear weapon made purely from Chris' DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS?
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What if she really did come for CWC?
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Surely Chris could come of age mentally before the Degenerate Era?
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What if Chris' clothes became sentient?
Garfieldchu
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What if Chris was a Mormon?
dirty, crapped magic briefs
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What if Chris rebooted Sonichu?
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We're fucked.
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What if Chris has the powers of Superman?
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He'd be weak to Picklenite.
Subconcious Offense
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Actually, you'll be fine, because if his abysmal intellect is enough to comprehend your thoughts, you were already fucked beforehand.
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He'll be in a prison cell by now. I mean, it probably would take minimum effort to catch this guy.
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What if Chris's house (and the general surrounding property) were to become a medieval setting? Chris would be the queen and he would command an army of White Knights against the an army of trolls.
It's common knowledge that Chris-chan has so called "white knights", but what if this were more literal?
(An example of an archetypal white knight)
Chris-chan has been the target of much trolling, but what if these "trolls" were also more literal?
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/8e/fa/e28efa17ab559c072e50314b5e1310f3.jpg
(A Troll is a common type of creature in many fantasy settings. They are typically portrayed as crude and brutish)
And what if he build a moat around his house to ward off the trolls?
(A moat is a wide trench built around a castle that was typically filed with water. The purpose of the moat was a defensive measure to make it difficult to infiltrate the castle which had the moat.)
(some medieval music)
It's common knowledge that Chris-chan has so called "white knights", but what if this were more literal?
(An example of an archetypal white knight)
Chris-chan has been the target of much trolling, but what if these "trolls" were also more literal?
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/8e/fa/e28efa17ab559c072e50314b5e1310f3.jpg
(A Troll is a common type of creature in many fantasy settings. They are typically portrayed as crude and brutish)
And what if he build a moat around his house to ward off the trolls?
(A moat is a wide trench built around a castle that was typically filed with water. The purpose of the moat was a defensive measure to make it difficult to infiltrate the castle which had the moat.)
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He'd be put in the stocks for the peasants to throw tomatoes at
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He'd be trepanned for being exceptional.
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I imagine the autistic and everything else in those times were put down in the first few years the moment the demons became apparent. Unfortunately in those times they did not have the vast resources and forsight to pump millions of coin into r-tards, waiting for them to come to fruition and pay off as Stephanie Bustcakes gold.