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Vincent said:
What if Chris liked Digimon and Mario instead of Pokemon and Sonic?
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Someone should ask Chris about these in whatever Q & A he agrees to next.

But oddly, I don't think he's ever mentioned Digimon. I'm not sure about Mario.
 
cumrobbery said:
What if Chris's house (and the general surrounding property) were to become a medieval setting? Chris would be the queen and he would command an army of White Knights against the an army of trolls.
It's common knowledge that Chris-chan has so called "white knights", but what if this were more literal?
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(An example of an archetypal white knight)
Chris-chan has been the target of much trolling, but what if these "trolls" were also more literal?
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(A Troll is a common type of creature in many fantasy settings. They are typically portrayed as crude and brutish)
And what if he build a moat around his house to ward off the trolls?
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(A moat is a wide trench built around a castle that was typically filed with water. The purpose of the moat was a defensive measure to make it difficult to infiltrate the castle which had the moat.)
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(some medieval music)
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Commence thou Sonichu. Go fourth and zap to thy extreme!
 
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What if Chris had been born to two of the best parents for his situation: autism specialists? Like, the typical American household dynamic: son is born autistic, mom stays at home. Dad works as doctor, so they're still wealthy. Move to a smaller home, good neighborhood by a school with their child's needs in mind. No babysitter, no fucking Barb.

I think Chris would still be obsessed with Sonic and Pokemon, but his parents would taper it to a healthy passion rather than wearing Ash Ketchum cosplay to school. His ego would still be present, but again, blunted due to his parent's awareness of ASD, and teaching him how to empathize with his limited capacity to do so.

That's all I can think of for now.
 
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Vault Boy said:
What if Chris was a citizen of Bioshock's Rapture?
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He's so fucked in a myriad of ways that you could not tell the difference between a common splicer and him, and there would still be a community of splicers obsessively tracking him.

Of course, that's assuming he doesn't die a gruesome a death at the hands of a Big Daddy for trying to "befriend" a little sister, like the fat hopeless pedofork he is. If the mangled corpse of Chris was added in a DLC, complete with audio recordings of his long agony, I'd pay for it right away.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What if Barb and Chris orchestrated the Branchland fire to get insurance money and a better house?

Makes sense with how happy he sounded on the 911 call.

"Now just do this sweetie and you'll get more, better toys"
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Well it clearly didn't work.

What if Chris was on Noah's Ark?
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
What if Barb and Chris orchestrated the Branchland fire to get insurance money and a better house?

Makes sense with how happy he sounded on the 911 call.

"Now just do this sweetie and you'll get more, better toys"
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If Charb were smart enough to pull a con like that they wouldn't be living in dumpster under heavy financial burden.
 
What if Chris was convinced that the only way to cure his autism was to lick the back end of a garbage truck?
 
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