Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Marvin]

Ding-Dong's LinkedIn post (archive)

(emphasis mine)

How does Dong Gone know the guy doesn't identify as a woman, huh? Seems like Dong Gone is just assuming this dude's gender identity.

Not cool Liz, not cool.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

You're right. Elliot Liz Fong-Jones, field CTO of honeycomb.io, violently misgendered a person. We all know that's much worse than raping a person.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Lol, it's like the Grace Hopper Celebration fiasco all over again. I for one am just appalled at the blatant assumption of gender from all parties here. How do we know the speakers weren't using this opportunity to come out as transgender women? I thought you of all people would know better, Liz. <tsk tsk tsk>

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Why hasn't Elliot Dong-Gone aka Liz Fong-Jones, CTO of Honeycomb.io, consent accident enjoyer and rapist extraordinaire, not offed himself yet?

He is determined not to die before us.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Imagine giving a single iota of a fuck about public speaking events about coding
Imagine giving a single iota of a fuck about the gender of a speaker
Imagine giving a single iota of a fuck about the gender of speakers enough to whine and get it cancelled

Proof that Elliot is incapable of joy unless he is actively ruining someone else's. If there is nobody to rock the boat, you can ensure Elliot is there to make sure everyone is aware of him and properly hates him

 

[AnOminous]

Guess who's featured for bravely exposing one of these alleged fake women speakers in a LinkedIn post... yep, the fake woman himself.

If they'd just headlined a couple troons instead of making up fictional women they'd not only have gotten away with it but have been "brave and beautiful." Just put Kermit the Fong on the stage.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Just put Kermit the Fong on the stage.

don't give the motherfucker any ideas

 

[Fornicario]

He is determined not to die before us.

The yellowing skin indicates he is embalming himself to prevent his disintegration before he finishes his work against Jersh

 

[Joe Cool]

Just put Kermit the Fong on the stage.

Kiwi Farms the Musical. When?

 

[Evilronald]

He is determined not to die before us.

Using some ancient Chinese secrets along with having a purpose. If Josh shut down the farms Elliott would die that day. What is it about Asians named Elliot and being mentally unwell?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

He is determined not to die before us.

He always was bad at playing the odds.

 

[Doppelmonger]

New entry for wikifeet?

 

[Joe Cool]

Eat shit, Elliot. You will never be a woman. Cope, seethe, dilate your festering axe wound.

 

[TooManyKittens]

Ok someone help an autist our because the grammar in the article got me a little turned around.

This conference had 4 women listed. 2 are confirmed real.

1 is confirmed fake with a lame pr excuse as to how a fake profile got to their home page.

And 1 is undetermined but possibly a real woman and LFJ has the fucking audacity to declare this person fake because they use sex appeal on their instagram????

Did I read this fucking right? Lfj is happy to throw someone under the bus in tech for being "too sexy" not at the conference but just online elsewhere. Based on LFJs personal standards?


Someone please tell me I've misunderstood what the fucking freakish female impersonator who has a made up fucking title and does nothing worth a shit making life in fact miserable for real women and minorities in tech is doing. Please.

That or someone needs to send LFJ a nice long length of pink blue and white rope for Christmas.

I dont like sex to sell women in tech or in general but holy. Fucking. Shit. The lion the witch and the AUDACITY of this stinkditch!!!

 

[innocent jogger]

I haven't checked in on this thread in quite a while and I don't want Kermit the Fong to feel forgotten about and get the sads so I will add a post.

Elliot William Fong, you are a disgrace to your family. You are a broken branch with no future except dying alone and leaving behind a male skeleton. You have a useless job at a useless company and practically nobody outside of your shrinking echo chamber of lunatics and degenerates will ever even know of you. I never would have heard about you if you hadn't inconvenienced the farms so much.

You were a silly little man who now dresses up as a ugly little woman. You and your associates are truly disgusting and delusional degenerates who could never survive in a practical society. You cut off your own dick (LOL!) and Clown World honks with you! Wow, what an accomplishment.

tl;dr Elliot is a retarded faggot and I just wanted to tell him, "Fuck you. And have a nice day."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This conference had 4 women listed. 2 are confirmed real.

How many consent accidents occurred there?

 

[TooManyKittens]

How many consent accidents occurred there?

Given Elliot apparently is quoted without being noted as a guest and afaik not an attendee... well none and I assume that's his problem. The conference didn't have enough real women for him to violate so it had to be shut down.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Given Elliot apparently is quoted without being noted as a guest and afaik not an attendee... well none and I assume that's his problem. The conference didn't have enough real women for him to violate so it had to be shut down.

When you're hoping to meet new consent accident victims at a conference but it's all just gross dudes in dresses:

 

[DavidS877]

I was looking for Mr. Liz Fong-Jones re:Invent talk, which should have been yesterday, but I came across this instead.
The usual hideous dress.
"Slight Reliability Episode 77 - SRE to DevRel with Liz Fong-Jones"
"Comments are turned off"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loVZWgVpnFQ

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Does anyone have a full-size version of the “How the Fong Consent-accidented Dongsmas” picture?