Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

The only one I can think of that comes close to pat twitter wise is MovieBob. That's not good. At all. And Bob doesn't have a wife or kid. But making it worse, Pat actually gets into legal issues on Xitter because he's that stupid. I look forward to the stang being repo'd

That's a good comparison, albeit blob is more of an overtly bitter and seething doomer with his delusions of superiority and performative screeches of hatred against woke-media/social media designated boogiemen along with his fuming over not having the status he feels he deserves which is what feeds his "BILLIONS OF THESE SUBHUMAN SCUM MUST BE SLAUGHTERED FOR STEALING THE FUTURE I EARNED" autism, wheras fatrick is more supercilious and smugly assured of his inevitable victories and how of a big fucking deal he totally is in the here and now

This is probably why fatrick has usurped the blob's popularity to a high degree as blob is effectively a spent force sobbing furiously at how impotently angy he is about his enemies winning, which while amusing is nowhere near as enjoyable as fatrick actively waging his tard war against them while simpering about how he is totally 1000% winning

 

[WelperHelper99]

That's a good comparison, albeit blob is more of an overtly bitter and seething doomer with his delusions of superiority and performative screeches of hatred against woke-media/social media designated boogiemen along with his fuming over not having the status he feels he deserves which is what feeds his "BILLIONS OF THESE SUBHUMAN SCUM MUST BE SLAUGHTERED FOR STEALING THE FUTURE I EARNED" autism, wheras fatrick is more supercilious and smugly assured of his inevitable victories and how of a big fucking deal he totally is in the here and now

This is probably why fatrick has usurped the blob's popularity to a high degree as blob is effectively a spent force sobbing furiously at how impotently angy he is about his enemies winning, which while amusing is nowhere near as enjoyable as fatrick actively waging his tard war against them while simpering about how he is totally 1000% winning

You're not wrong. Bob is fun to pick apart, but if you want high energy, Pat is your guy. The fattie manages to get into legal peril once a week it seems. Bob just tweets hate, which is funny, but nowhere near as explosive.

 

[Judge Holden]

You're not wrong. Bob is fun to pick apart, but if you want high energy, Pat is your guy. The fattie manages to get into legal peril once a week it seems. Bob just tweets hate, which is funny, but nowhere near as explosive.

The buck that still struggles and hollers beneath you will always be tighter than a buck thats been broke and knows its been broke

After all as my granpappy used to say, the longer the breaking, the finer the finish.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I, for one, am really interested in this book coming out. I can't wait for the chapter where Fatrick explains Tiny Tim's gang with all their pronouns and sexuality. I also hope that Scrooge's killer is a fat drunk who makes his money creating pepperoni through unorthodox means

I am desperate for the book to come out just so we can see which character he retcons or spins from whole cloth as a very obvious Trump surrogate.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

You're not wrong. Bob is fun to pick apart, but if you want high energy, Pat is your guy. The fattie manages to get into legal peril once a week it seems. Bob just tweets hate, which is funny, but nowhere near as explosive.

We just need another hot dog girl incident for Bob to spice things up.

 

[WelperHelper99]

We just need another hot dog girl incident for Bob to spice things up.

Bob having another Lindsay Ellis moment will be a hilarious day. Two twitter loudmouths going full bore will be more than the farms can handle

 

[grapeshark77]

If I were on Bluesky, the last thing I'd want to hear about is Twitter. That "joke" (which is oddly offensive with the right to return stuff) proves that he thinks Twitter will rise up after the Avengers come together to defeat Elon. When in reality the best option is Elon selling it to some large company who strips it for parts.

Political Pat is boring, but I love this incoherent tweet. Muslim Ban = soft target, who cares about them. War on Woke = antiblackness. Also does he know Biden is the President and that Democrats run multiple states? It's not a Trump thing.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

but if you want high energy, Pat is your guy

May I take the atalker mask off just for a second, and extend Patrick an unironic complement?

The amount of energy the man has is baffling. It is beyond anything I have ever seen, and dare I say so great it could almost ecleptic eclipse even his 1.7 GPA.

If somehow he applied that amazing resilience to literally anything else besides being an asshole, I honestly think that in 20 years he would either be elected President, become a billionaire, or die trying.

Thankfully for us, he uses that superpower to prison Prison Enjoyer and Nigger S. Niggerson.

 

[Post Reply]

That "right of return" crack was pretty poorly thought out even for Fatshit. It's the sort of thing that would get a person dogpiled into oblivion if it was posted on a platform anyone used.

Imagine paying thousands of dollars to be a part of a free platform where you are the commodity that is being packaged and sold to advertisers, then acting like that makes you a big shot. It's like a gambling addict losing a million dollars in a casino and saying "I own this place now."

 

[WelperHelper99]

May I take the atalker mask off just for a second, and extend Patrick an unironic complement?

The amount of energy the man has is baffling. It is beyond anything I have ever seen, and dare I say so great it could almost ecleptic eclipse even his 1.7 GPA.

If somehow he applied that amazing resilience to literally anything else besides being an asshole, I honestly think that in 20 years he would either be elected President, become a billionaire, or die trying.

Thankfully for us, he uses that superpower to prison Prison Enjoyer.

Pat would have wrote 20 books by now if he focused a fraction of his twitter energy back into his work. For our amusement, he doesn't, luckily.

 

[keytar]

MY Fucking ribs lol

The howler monkey thing really gets me lmao

OT but who the fuck describes themselves as a 'chaos muppet'? I lost IQ points just reading that.

 

[McMitch]

Pat would have wrote 20 books by now if he focused a fraction of his twitter energy back into his work. For our amusement, he doesn't, luckily.

Well, a conservative estimate of 100 tweets a day x at least 4 words (enjoy prison, stalker child) x 365 days in a year x 11 years = 1.6 million words. This pushes him well beyond Stephen King and into peerage of L. Ron Hubbard in terms of publicly-available word count.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

L Ton Tubbard, if using Roman numerals

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That right of return “joke” doesn’t even make sense. Typical tryhard Pat shit.

Of course Pat must stick to his religious belief that Jew hatred comes only from the right. He and his ugly wife are both hardcore pro-BLM signalers and he will never acknowledge the reality that most of his favorite people are Jew haters. But claiming that anti-Muslim sentiment led to Jew hatred is unhinged even for Pat. What next, claiming that the right’s (justified) unwillingness to open America’s southern border is what’s making all those hostage posters disappear rather than his political bedfellows ripping them down like the demons they are?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Well, a conservative estimate of 100 tweets a day x at least 4 words (enjoy prison, stalker child) x 365 days in a year x 11 years = 1.6 million words. This pushes him well beyond Stephen King and into peerage of L. Ron Hubbard in terms of publicly-available word count.

Pat would have been so done with Tiny Tim it's not funny

 

[LGHDR+]

Pat would have been so done with Tiny Tim it's not funny

What "Pat would have been so done with Tiny Tim it's not funny" would have looked like:

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Political Pat is boring, but I love this incoherent tweet. Muslim Ban = soft target, who cares about them. War on Woke = antiblackness. Also does he know Biden is the President and that Democrats run multiple states? It's not a Trump thing.

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who could forget the "muslim ban" that did not ban egypt, saudi arabia, turkey or the UAE.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Can't believe i'm saying this but bless Dan. If he goes through with the lawsuit, Pat's pro se defense and all the other documented court shit will be a gold mine of content.

The other thing I keep coming back to is how hard I find it to feel sorry for him. Pretty much everyone else I've read about on here I find there's some thread in the story I can pull that makes me see the real human tragedy in it, and it's why I find I can't read for very long let alone post in most threads.

But any time I start feeling anything like empathy for Patrick when something bad happens to him, even if it's abundantly clear it's his own fault, I just read the next arrogant, stuck-up tweet, dressing down his own toilet on Twitter, and it all just evaporates and I start laughing at him again.

I've said it a million times already ITT, he's the most unlikeable man in the world, with the social graces of someone that got raised by wild animals. Much like you, i got empathy and compassion to at least some degree with other cows but Patrick leaves me completly cold, in fact he's the only cow i actively want to see get harmed in public, he's that much of a cunt. Just to see if it would result in at least a shred of humility manifesting in his pig brain, though i am doubtful about that. Very doubtful. Pat is delusional to a degree that puts legit schizo cows to shame.

 

[FinnSven]

I've said it a million times already ITT, he's the most unlikeable man in the world, with the social graces of someone that got raised by wild animals. Much like you, i got empathy and compassion to at least some degree with other cows but Patrick leaves me completly cold, in fact he's the only cow i actively want to see get harmed in public, he's that much of a cunt. Just to see if it would result in at least a shred of humility manifesting in his pig brain, though i am doubtful about that. Very doubtful. Pat is delusional to a degree that puts legit schizo cows to shame.

I don’t entirely agree. I don’t have a wish for Fatrick to get injured.

It would be funny if he got humiliated more than hurt.
Such as a couple of funsters bump into him in a public place and after an argument he gets a punch in the guts which floors him, then videos of him crying and pleading for mercy end up on his twitter feed.

But if he gets seriously hurt it would either kill the fun or push him into seriously unhinged territory.

Fatrick is fun as he is just basically a non performance clown.

Living out stuff which is as ridiculous as Chris Chan and the pickle man, but somehow Fatrick manages to set up the humiliation for himself, rather than a group of trolls manipulating him into it.

 

[World Famous Quasi Payer]

Such as a couple of funsters bump into him in a public place and after an argument he gets a punch in the guts which floors him, then videos of him crying and pleading for mercy end up on his twitter feed.

That would never happen. He had to have an escort to leave a courthouse filled with cops and cameras because one of his "stalkers" turned up to laugh at him. He might scream and insult them. Might even act all tough, but the moment physical violence is threatened, is the moment fatty would turn tell and haul ass.