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Well now I’m just starting to wonder if some gay men are developing a fetish for excluding pooners. Like invite the weird, stinky chick to hang out and then laugh about it while loudly having sex while they seethe.

Like being a guest at a Dinner of Fools.
You may be right. I mean, to be honest if I wasn't at risk of having a TiM go into a hulking, violent, IT'S MA'AM!!!!! rage and beating the shit out of(and raping) me and everyone involved, I'd love to invite one out just to rub in his face that he is not a real woman/lesbian and never will be one, lmao!
 
Holy shit lmao
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Pooners and other "queer" types get into Islam or whatever not because they're into religion, but because they're into transgression, period. Terminal teenager mindset. It's the reason why you see people joining and then trying to rainbow-flag normal churches instead of just going down the street to the Episcopalian church with the rest of the gays.
If you put these people on a desert island they might hang on to their gender bs for a couple of months to cope, but they wouldn't give a shit about Islam even for a day lol
 
I'm getting a fawking inferiority complex ovah here looking at the poonchads, what the fuck?! Top left and low left are confirmed natal women?! Testo-e is fucking magic... To think the hoops i would have to jump through to get pharma-grade test here and these bitches just have to whinge about muh dysphoria to get their connect, i swear it's not fair.
I am sure that there is a lot of photographic tricks involved like taking the picture at certain angles as well as digitally-manipulating it later...just like how Blair White sets up his camera to avoid drawing attention to the lower part of his face, when in other pictures his huge chin is a dead giveaway that he is a guy. I would bet that the pooners in the top left and low left would be even more obviously women in real-life, and at least one of those "poonchads" has obvious chin and cheekbone implants.

Plus, all of the HRT in the world would not allow these various pooners to compete in men's events in sports and elsewhere as they would still be at a physiological disadvantage.
 
Li'l pooner who looks like both Kevin and Perry (ie two middle aged people dressed up as teenage boys, one of whom is a woman) offers "20 transmasc tips that will change your life". It's basically a how-to guide on pooner stereotypes.
It is very ironic that a pooner that can't bother to do voice training and getting rid of female body language is giving advice in how to poon. Didn't finish the video, but I bet there is a disgusting doughy belly and very fat wide hips below the camera.

I understand very well homophobics and gays that hate flaming faggots. There is something about a male(ish) figure with exaggerated female mannerisms that awakes a great urge to punch.
 
Does this thread include sightings in the wild? I've never really seen any pooners in my area until recently, and suddenly I've counted about 3 different ones this year alone. They're instantly clockable, induce a deep sense of revulsion, and not a single one is taller than five foot four.

One works at a grocery store that I frequent and I had the misfortune of having to directly interact with one behind the counter of one of my favorite restaurants (where most of the staff are young girls looking for a temporary job and the staff changes every season or so). I was tempted to say something like "How are you ladies doing?" but I don't want to end up with pooner fluids in my food. I really hope she gets replaced by someone else because the sight of her makes me lose my appetite.
 
Lmao this is like a second version of the pooner going to the gay orgy party but toned down a bit hahaha
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“I’m open to amorous touching by people who understand my body”

Can’t recall more manly words posted to Reddit. 100% dude bro right here. Massive masc vibes!

Does this thread include sightings in the wild? I've never really seen any pooners in my area until recently, and suddenly I've counted about 3 different ones this year alone. They're instantly clockable, induce a deep sense of revulsion, and not a single one is taller than five foot four.

One works at a grocery store that I frequent and I had the misfortune of having to directly interact with one behind the counter of one of my favorite restaurants (where most of the staff are young girls looking for a temporary job and the staff changes every season or so). I was tempted to say something like "How are you ladies doing?" but I don't want to end up with pooner fluids in my food. I really hope she gets replaced by someone else because the sight of her makes me lose my appetite.
Pix pls!

I’ve seen Huns in the wild but never pooners!
 
It is very ironic that a pooner that can't bother to do voice training and getting rid of female body language is giving advice in how to poon. Didn't finish the video, but I bet there is a disgusting doughy belly and very fat wide hips below the camera.

I understand very well homophobics and gays that hate flaming faggots. There is something about a male(ish) figure with exaggerated female mannerisms that awakes a great urge to punch.
that's how you know its a fetish, because its visual.

they never change their voices, except a few do attempt the Keffals-vocal-fry thing, which is practically a tranny-tell at this point.

Its all about appearances, what they can masturbate to while looking at themselves.

they always seem shocked when you talk about mannerisms and voices, just like the MTFs:
"how could anyone misgender me, can't you see my skirt?"--while they bark in baritone.

the girl trannies have adopted this routine: ""how could anyone misgender me, I have a tiny little beard right here and all these tattoos"
Pooners can be seen working at big suburban grocery stores, public libraries, coffee joints and pet grooming places. For years I didn't see any accept one really clockable pizza delivery dood and now I'm seeing them everywhere.
me too. last three Petco/Petsmarts i was in, all had pooners, also Whole Foods or Sprouts or one of those "healthy" stores.

My wife wonders why they'd care about health while poisoning themselves, which really is weird if you think about it.
 
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Li'l pooner who looks like both Kevin and Perry (ie two middle aged people dressed up as teenage boys, one of whom is a woman) offers "20 transmasc tips that will change your life". It's basically a how-to guide on pooner stereotypes.

The whole “i filmed that old video while I was depressed and had a migraine etc etc,” rubs me the wrong way. Like it’s a good thing to excuse the shittiness of a video you made.

Tip #8: Gender is not complicated. Your gender is whatever you want to be, little pooner! :)

Tip #12: The men’s restroom is usually safer than the women’s. There’s less people and it’s gay to make eye contact with another man’s penis, so invade away!

Goes on to state that ‘he’ went to the restroom in rural Texas looking like this:

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Pooners can be seen working at big suburban grocery stores, public libraries, coffee joints and pet grooming places. For years I didn't see any accept one really clockable pizza delivery dood and now I'm seeing them everywhere.
I honestly think that most of them won't even register as pooners for the majority of people seeing them, everyone just assumes they're lesbians. Like the one in the video here: had I seen her in public and not interacted with her, I would just assume she was an ugly dyke. Well, at least before I encountered this magical world of pooners of course.
 
The whole “i filmed that old video while I was depressed and had a migraine etc etc,” rubs me the wrong way. Like it’s a good thing to excuse the shittiness of a video you made.

Tip #8: Gender is not complicated. Your gender is whatever you want to be, little pooner! :)

Tip #12: The men’s restroom is usually safer than the women’s. There’s less people and it’s gay to make eye contact with another man’s penis, so invade away!

Goes on to state that ‘he’ went to the restroom in rural Texas looking like this:

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Welp.

It's nice to see Aids Skrillex is still around. Wonder if it still works at the Schnuck's in St. Louis...
 
It is very ironic that a pooner that can't bother to do voice training and getting rid of female body language is giving advice in how to poon. Didn't finish the video, but I bet there is a disgusting doughy belly and very fat wide hips below the camera.
Voice training is a myth troons use to ignore biology like many other things.
lil pooner isn't ever going to sound like her fujoshi crush and big hon will never sound like the onlyfans whore and anime girl he jerks off to and there is no training to change that.

Body language on the otherhand is also tied to sex, Men sit and stand wider because we have huge balls that radiate heat
 
Voice training is a myth troons use to ignore biology like many other things.
lil pooner isn't ever going to sound like her fujoshi crush and big hon will never sound like the onlyfans whore and anime girl he jerks off to and there is no training to change that.

Body language on the otherhand is also tied to sex, Men sit and stand wider because we have huge balls that radiate heat
Balls feel like an afterthought designwise. Men have narower hips, and that affects the angle of the femur and thus the stability of the knee, and that is why female football players have more injuries. That is also why pooners can have huge rotdogs without going (additionally) crazy.
 
Li'l pooner who looks like both Kevin and Perry (ie two middle aged people dressed up as teenage boys, one of whom is a woman) offers "20 transmasc tips that will change your life". It's basically a how-to guide on pooner stereotypes.
Get different colored binders to match with different outfits
This is so feminine that it makes your average women seem butch.
Hair loss shampoo
Probably works better for men. For women it might not be as effective because of the difference hormones but I'm not entirely sure.
Pronoun pins! I have them on my lanyard and jacket! I got them from Etsy.
Collared shirts are so underrated in the transmasc community. It makes your neck look thicker. And the collar hides your binder. Transmascs always talk about baggy hoodies but try out collared shirts.
Pick a "nickname-able" name if you're confused about picking one. My name is Theodore but my friends know me as Theo, I could also go by Ted. I have options! For example, Wllliam. Haha these names are so old English. Will, Billy....[etc]
Gender is easy. You just sit there and say "my gender is this". Cis people say that gender has all these rules. If you're trans, you're trans. Your gender is whatever you want.
Working out increases your natural testosterone levels
What? In men perhaps but women's hormone cycles work differently/
Wear platforms to look taller
Platforms can only make you so tall. Any more than 2'' ones look comical. Like stilts.
Voice training. If you don't train with a voice coach you could damage your voice.
A little late for that, me thinks.
The men's restroom is safer than the women's (in my experience) because a. there's less people in there b. no one's going to look at you because they're afraid someone is going to look at their dick! I never had a problem using the restroom in rural areas. You're more likely to be harassed in the women's restroom. Ask any butch lesbian. I go into the women's restroom and some times they say things because women are on the hunt for gender noncomformity but men are more focused on having no one see their dick.
It's because you 1. look like a little boy and 2. if they do clock you, they don't care because they aren't threatened by you. Don't get too comfortable though and let your guard down. You are putting yourself in a potentially dangerous situation every time you do this. For butch lesbians, they just walk in, other women realize that she's female and life goes on. Oh yeah those gossiping bitches are so mean. You're totally one of the dudes. Those evil Karen Beckies are much less likely to rape or kill you. Just keep that in mind.
Stop being mean to other trans people:(
Dye your eyebrows to make them look thicker. You can use makeup I guess but I don't know anything about makeup (repeated multiple times)
We get it. You're a truu and honest booooi.
Thick framed glasses to hide your thin eyebrows
And you'll always look like a geeky little boy
If you're in the UK, changing your name is very simple. All you really need is 30 pounds and you're good.
That doesn't seem very safe or practical, Britbongers. That sounds like a great way for criminals to hide.
Work on your posture. Binding gives you a hump and you may want to slouch to hide your chest but slouching makes you shorter! It works if you're dysphoric about your height.
Allow yourself to be feminine. You can wear dresses, have a face full of makeup and have your tits out and still be a valid as Zachary who's been on hormones for years and has phallo.
If gender isn't based on sex, and it's not based on stereotypes, then what is it based on?
 
Li'l pooner who looks like both Kevin and Perry (ie two middle aged people dressed up as teenage boys, one of whom is a woman) offers "20 transmasc tips that will change your life". It's basically a how-to guide on pooner stereotypes.
Why do pooners always get these terrible piercings? When have you ever fucking seen a man that wears jewelry like that? Especially eyebrow piercings.
 
Lmao this is like a second version of the pooner going to the gay orgy party but toned down a bit hahaha
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I'm starting to suspect these women are borderline retarded but for real, how the fuck is she surprised that a bunch of really gay dudes in a gay "party" (more like orgy, you know how it always goes) are talking about dicks? what did she expect?
Well now I’m just starting to wonder if some gay men are developing a fetish for excluding pooners. Like invite the weird, stinky chick to hang out and then laugh about it while loudly having sex while they seethe.

Like being a guest at a Dinner of Fools.
Its two things: first, gay men are now at the bottom (pun not intended) of the LGTV hierarchy meaning that they have to accommodate pooners or being cancelled and kicked out for transphobia.

Second, most pooners I seen aren't really into anal sex let alone getting their asses turned inside-out by 20 dudes in a night like it happens in most gay "parties", and gays well this might surprise you but they aren't really into vaginas, many have never even seen one........and here comes a short dood demanding sex in her T-powered tuna chernobyl.
Pooners and other "queer" types get into Islam or whatever not because they're into religion, but because they're into transgression, period.
Its about becoming even more untouchable.

If being trans-black was a thing they would all be doing it too.
My wife wonders why they'd care about health while poisoning themselves, which really is weird if you think about it.
Always been like this, most health nuts also do all kinds of illegal drugs that are basically poison. Cocaine alone its made partly using gasoline in some biohazard hole in the middle of the colombian jungle, then cut with anything from grounded glass to fent, and these fuckers still do it then lecture you on why red meat is bad.
 
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