Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

the soybeans are a lie :^)

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Will someone who actually bought the game post this as a review please?
Recommended:
This has been THE most highly anticipated game of 2016, and for good reason. Revolution 60 is quite possibly THE best game since Half Life 3. With over 100 hours of game content in the main storyline, and in depth immersive gameplay with full occulus rift support, Revolution 60 will be THE FINAL game you ever play, because it is so fucking good all other games just suck compared to it.
2 years after a street racing accident nearly drove him to the grave, "Punished" Jace Connors awakens from a coma, in a world gone mad. Face with Hillary Clinton's UN shock troops ruling the remains of the United States, ISIS insurgents bombing the surviving cities, and hordes of ebola zombies ravaging the country side, Punished Connors must reconnect with his old ally, "Icyplayboi" Eli, and his old adversary, the brutal leader of The Skullz, Tyce Andrews, to rebuild his gaming militia, Deagle Nation, restore hope to the oppressed people of the former USA, and stop Clinton's reign of terror and ISIS's brutal insurgency.
Revolution 60's gripping story contains over 100 unique endings. Will you make America great again? Or will your story end in broken dreams and bloodshed?
However, that's just the main story. With THE biggest open world ever designed, a full scale replica of the entire contiguous United States, rendered down to the square foot in glorious next gen HD, you will be too busy exploring and doing the thousands of sidequests to ever complete the main story. Every city, every town, and every county in the US is replicated, complete 355 million fully voiced unique NPCs.
Now, you may be thinking "gee, that sounds great, but you probably need some cutting edge rig to run this". Fear not, for the coding genius of Brianna Wu has created the most optimized code ever made. How optimized is it? Revolution 60's code is so optimized, that it can run the game at full HD graphics on whatever shitty rig you put it on. Not only that, but it is so optimized that running it will cause your computer to cool down to sub zero temperatures. Yes, that is right, the revolutionary code of Revolution 60 can causally violate the laws of physics. You know you're having the ultimate gaming experience when your rig is dripping Bose-Einstein condensate and you haven't slept for 4 days because you're too engrossed with street racing for the future of the USA.
In short, BUY THIS GAME. IT IS THE MOST PERFECT GAME EVER MADE! EVERY OTHER GAME IS SHIT COMPARED TO THE ELECTRICAL MANA FROM HEAVEN THAT IS REVOLUTION 60!
 
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I'm spending way too much time on this, considering I highly doubt this supposed easter egg exists.

These are the two hint images Wu provided:

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No idea what the supposed significance of the title screen is, but I translated the ending code in the first one. To get it you'd have to have:

Difficulty: Girlfriend mode.
Unknown dead,
Sided with Amelia,
Player Level 9,
Professional,
not perfect QTE proficiency.

From what I understand of Wu's twisted logic, this is like the complete failure playthough.

But then again, aren't you supposed to just be able to play all the endings from a menu now once you complete the game? I don't know. I think she's just bullshitting to make her game sound intriguing.
 
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Norvic said:
I'm spending way too much time on this, considering I highly doubt this supposed easter egg exists.

These are the two hint images Wu provided:

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No idea what the supposed significance of the title screen is, but I translated the ending code in the first one. To get it you'd have to have:

Difficulty: Girlfriend mode.
Unknown dead,
Sided with Amelia,
Player Level 9,
Professional,
not perfect QTE proficiency.

From what I understand of Wu's twisted logic, this is like the complete failure playthough.

But then again, aren't you supposed to just be able to play all the endings from a menu now once you complete the game? I don't know. I think she's just bullshitting to make her game sound intriguing.
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So the ending Smutley got.

Gotcha.

Speaking of playing this insanity, part one is up.
 
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Radical Goodspeed said:
DSP would play it if he got enough money.

As shitty as this game is, its also not very deep and he's all for games that take zero effort to finish. The bigger factor in him not touching it is that I think DSP hates PC.
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Saying it again, I'd gladly give to DSP's Paymetons if he plays Rev60.

That said, I didn't give to Wu-Wu's Paymetons, and I bought Rev60 just to turn around and request a refund not even an hour later.
 
If TheGamerFromMars ever does a follow up to his 'Top 5 Failed Kickstarters' list, I do wonder if Revolution 60 will be on there (especially since nowadays Brianna doesn't have as much cloud or pull as she used to), because hoooo boy. Even if the game is finally out, it's 2 years late, buggy as all hell, and pretty much the equivalent of failed abortion. To say nothing of the missing backer rewards. I'd say that constitutes a failed Kickstarter, doesn't it?
 
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HickoryDickory said:
Amanda probably is just done and washed her hands of it. There's nothing to be proud of involving Wu, and I assume Wu just wanted Amanda because she was a prolific anime voice actor during the 90's and early-mid 2000's.
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She's one of only two voice actresses in the gamewho seems to have a sense of enjoyment about their role, the other being Jill Melancon.
 
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@Jaimas , have you made it to fighting the geisha yet? I just can't get over the sound effect of their scuttling between combat spaces, like some sort of beetle.
 
Jaimas said:
She was in the original. She purportedly had new dialogue recorded for the Special Edition, but I find that highly suspect, and I'm willing to bet anything that Wu just made use of previously unused dialogue or unused takes.
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Wu tweeted a few times about some local newbie voice actress having lines in the new trailers, wouldn't be surprised if she was the one that did them instead, but this was quite recent and Wu mentioned Winn-Lee's new lines last year iirc.
 
Going by my benchmark not very good Indie Game that almost no one has heard of, Good Robot, I think R60's launch must have been an absolute fucking disaster in terms of sales numbers.

Peak 10 simultaneous players, where as Good Robot managed 83.

For comparison purposes, Good Robot sold ~3000 copies. Considering a lot of Wu's buyers are trolls who'll review and refund, I think maybe she'll have sold 1000 copies all told that'll stick.

That'll net her a cool 7000 bucks or so before tax. Nice profits. Can't wait for the steamspy data.
 
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You have to figure the people who support Wu through everything donated to the Kickstarter and thus will not be paying. She'll get a handful of sales from people who joined in on the social justice bandwagon after the Kickstarter. But everyone else is just people mocking it who are probably getting a refund.

I'd be shocked if this sold 500. How long does it take for Steam Spy to update?
 
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