Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Such as a couple of funsters bump into him in a public place and after an argument he gets a punch in the guts which floors him, then videos of him crying and pleading for mercy end up on his twitter feed.

eh if it is funsters doing it even if pat strikes first kinda seems very unfunny. It would be much more hilarious if pat got attacked by the diversity and inclusion he loves so much though.

 

[bile demon]

The amount of energy the man has is baffling.

This is why I really hope Dan is serious about the lawsuit and isn't just doing a bit. The stubborn swine could very well be considered an immovable object due to his singular focus on not letting the idiots win and never being wrong, ever, no matter how much it ends up hurting him, and Dan has proven time and time again to be an unchildable force to be reckoned with. The lawsuit would surely ultimately turn into a drawn-out battle of attrition and I can't imagine Pat coming out of it on top, since Dan has more of everything; money, sinks, chromosomes, you name it.

I wonder if the massive increase in twitter squealing in the past couple of weeks is actually related to that or if there's something else going on behind the scenes.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

in fact he's the only cow i actively want to see get harmed in public,

Normally I'm against even wishing for harm on a cow but the thing is is that eventually it's going to happen so you're basically wishing the sun will rise tomorrow. He's kinda like Ralph, but it's a little less likely because it seems when it comes to physical confrontation Pat turtles (see the protest and his faggy pink shirt). But if we're being honest with ourselves eventually he's going to be so drunk and unhinged that he's going to be his Twitter self at some bar and get smacked and we can only hope someone records it. If a funster shows up to specifically beat him with a bat that's not funny, but if they specifically come and "NOOOOOO child" at him and heckle him it's a gamble on if he will call the police or if he'll "neutralize them on sight" (read: throw a weak windmill of a punch and then get tripped, the force of his landing cracking the pavement since he's a rather big fellow)

 

[FinnSven]

That would never happen. He had to have an escort to leave a courthouse filled with cops and cameras because one of his "stalkers" turned up to laugh at him. He might scream and insult them. Might even act all tough, but the moment physical violence is threatened, is the moment fatty would turn tell and haul ass.

eh if it is funsters doing it even if pat strikes first kinda seems very unfunny. It would be much more hilarious if pat got attacked by the diversity and inclusion he loves so much though.

“Diverse” people or a fat woman slapping him because she felt he was being rude and creepy towards her at the gym would be classic. I agree.

I know he is no Ethan Ralph so a Lisbon style beat down is unlikely, but I could imagine Fatrick being “brave” at a conference or when he is on a panel.
As in he would think the various other authors and his true fans would have his back so he would try to citizen arrest the funsters.

That would be a hilariously farcical situation.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Some likely Kiwi faggot is claiming Pat and Niki have broken up. I guess this is one of the consequences of Quasi opening up the registration for a couple days again. What gives it away is the claim that Pat is on "dating sites" looking for a new wife. Yeah, Pat would totally make a dating profile given his history of being catfished. I stand to be corrected but I highly doubt I will.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

after an argument he gets a punch in the guts which floors him, then videos of him crying and pleading for mercy end up on his twitter feed.

"Hello? Hi the box said I should call this number if it lasted more than 4 hours. Yeah. How long? About 5 years now, but it's getting worse!"

 

[The Feline Solution]

Normally I'm against even wishing for harm on a cow but the thing is is that eventually it's going to happen so you're basically wishing the sun will rise tomorrow. He's kinda like Ralph, but it's a little less likely because it seems when it comes to physical confrontation Pat turtles (see the protest and his faggy pink shirt). But if we're being honest with ourselves eventually he's going to be so drunk and unhinged that he's going to be his Twitter self at some bar and get smacked and we can only hope someone records it. If a funster shows up to specifically beat him with a bat that's not funny, but if they specifically come and "NOOOOOO child" at him and heckle him it's a gamble on if he will call the police or if he'll "neutralize them on sight" (read: throw a weak windmill of a punch and then get tripped, the force of his landing cracking the pavement since he's a rather big fellow)

I honestly doubt it'll ever happen because Patty is a total shitting cunt in public, he probably knows on a primal level that he would get his shit pushed in by virtually any other man on earth if he mouthes off face to face, there's more of a chance of him getting roughed up by LEO than in any other way but even that really hasn't happened yet. I can totally see him as being verbally and maybe even physically abusive towards women and children, because these are the only people he pictures as weaker than himself in his mind, which he of course would never admit to. We already got evidence of that, too.

 

[FinnSven]

I honestly doubt it'll ever happen because Patty is a total shitting cunt in public, he probably knows on a primal level that he would get his shit pushed in by virtually any other man on earth if he mouthes off, there's more of a chance of him getting roughed up by LEO than in any other way but even that really hasn't happened yet. I can totally see him as being verbally and maybe even physically abusive towards women and children, because these are the only people he pictures as weaker than himself in his mind, which he of course would never admit to. We already got evidence of that, too.

I am going to have to dig, unless someone can help me out?

There is a video of Fatrick childing a guy on the street who he describes as a right wing fascist or something similar.

The guy didn’t look or act like a total pushover in any case.
Probably Fatrick felt safe due to there being a camera, which is why I think he might be “brave” if he thinks he has enough people on his side.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

being verbally and maybe even physically abusive towards women and children, because these are the only people he pictures as weaker than himself in his mind,

I'm noticing a trend. Is movieblob also easily triggered by women? With Ralph he noticeably gets angrier when women laugh at him, and with Fatrick it seems to be similar because of the divorce and how utterly upset he got when Josiah mentioned his teachers probably talked down/childed him. Do fat lolcow men all have mommy/female authority issues growing up?

 

[An automatic clown]

Some likely Kiwi faggot is claiming Pat and Niki have broken up. I guess this is one of the consequences of Quasi opening up the registration for a couple days again. What gives it away is the claim that Pat is on "dating sites" looking for a new wife. Yeah, Pat would totally make a dating profile given his history of being catfished. I stand to be corrected but I highly doubt I will.

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Salted Earth Truffle tried the same bit and got car crashed off Ona forums

 

[The Feline Solution]

I am going to have to dig, unless someone can help me out?

There is a video of Fatrick childing a guy on the street who he describes as a right wing fascist or something similar.

The guy didn’t look or act like a total pushover in any case.
Probably Fatrick felt safe due to there being a camera, which is why I think he might be “brave” if he thinks he has enough people on his side.

It's the video @Sneedfully and Peacefully mentioned (faggy pink shirt protest) and even there his tough guy facade cracks in literal seconds, and yeah, i agree, it's most likely the "safety in numbers" situation that made him act the big man. The video is also hilarious because the dude Pat was shitting it from couldn't have looked more non-threatening if he tried.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

the dude Pat was shitting it from couldn't have looked more non-threatening if he tried.

I'm sorry you're so stupid, child. It's those chud genetics /pol/tards go on about radiating from him that Fatrick picked up on. Because he's so woman— sorry, "sow"ly his senses are heightened when it comes to pheromones, and the second he smelled testosterone and MAGA his bowels started going into turmoil in lieu of ovulation.

 

[Maude Snew]

“Our countersuit” “our family” I guess I admire his optimism, calling the woman he ignores for hours a day fighting his colon on Twitter his “family.” Imagine being the side piece in your own marriage and the other woman is twitter lol

Anecdotally I’ve never seen a man who wasn’t a giant faggot use the royal we so often.

It's not the royal we at all though. You may not have notice it but he's really fucking fat and communicating that fact by using the plural for himself and his multitude of chins.

 

[Something Awful]

It's the video @Sneedfully and Peacefully mentioned (faggy pink shirt protest) and even there his tough guy facade cracks in literal seconds, and yeah, i agree, it's most likely the "safety in numbers" situation that made him act the big man.

What about the video where he takes a swing at a cop while surrounded by other cops? A retarded thing to do, and I don't know what outcome he expected, but it shows Patrick genuinely has poor impulse control. I think it's possible he asked for that courthouse escort because he really thought he might chimp out at his stalker otherwise.

 

[The Feline Solution]

What about the video where he takes a swing at a cop while surrounded by other cops? A retarded thing to do, and I don't know what outcome he expected, but it shows Patrick genuinely has poor impulse control. I think it's possible he asked for that courthouse escort because he really thought he might chimp out at his stalker otherwise.

It is true that he has definitely become more unhinged this year, i imagine even if you're as delusional as one Patrick S. Tomlinson there's only so much reality your mental disorder can shield you from. Who knows if he doesn't snap one day soon and go full murder-suicide/suicide-by-cop at the half-hovel.

 

[Meat Target]

Some likely Kiwi faggot is claiming Pat and Niki have broken up. I guess this is one of the consequences of Quasi opening up the registration for a couple days again. What gives it away is the claim that Pat is on "dating sites" looking for a new wife. Yeah, Pat would totally make a dating profile given his history of being catfished. I stand to be corrected but I highly doubt I will.

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Salted Earth Truffle tried the same bit and got car crashed off Ona forums

Only @Caverlock is in the other, better forum's good graces AFAIK.

 

[Dean Pentel]

It would be funny if he got humiliated more than hurt.
Such as a couple of funsters bump into him in a public place and after an argument he gets a punch in the guts which floors him, then videos of him crying and pleading for mercy end up on his twitter feed.

I'm with you on this one. I don't want Patrick injured or unable to continue living as he does in any significant way. I'd be almost as big a liar as Man of Pig if I wrote that I wouldn't be delighted to see him pull his tough guy act and get slapped in the face for it. Slapped, not punched. I bet he'd let out a hilariously feminine shriek at the moment of impact.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm with you on this one. I don't want Patrick injured or unable to continue living as he does in any significant way. I'd be almost as big a liar as Man of Pig if I wrote that I wouldn't be delighted to see him pull his tough guy act and get slapped in the face for it. Slapped, not punched. I bet he'd let out a hilariously feminine shriek at the moment of impact.

Slapped would be excellent, especially if some especially autistic patposter posts a slowed down version with the wobbling on impact and continued jiggling of jowls.

I think a slug to the belly would be good too. He is a fat bastard so a gut punch wouldn’t do lasting damage to him.
Knocking the wind out of his sails will be the best result.
He would be floored and undignified, and forever more posting cope whenever his toilet refers to it.

With his toilet being such a prick to him on Twitter, is it possible that he now shits in his yard by the backwards fence?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

With his toilet being such a prick to him on Twitter, is it possible that he now shits in his yard by the backwards fence?

It'd be good for his yard. Pigshit is good for plants and he did use fucking salt as a weed killer.

 

[FinnSven]

It'd be good for his yard. Pigshit is good for plants and he did use fucking salt as a weed killer.

Do you know where to find the video referred to earlier?

The pink shirt protest one?

Edit:

Never mind! I found it!

Behold! As of the time of this posting, the earliest known childing: