Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
What other examples are there of cobes weird logic of punishment/justice/atonement are there?
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The time he got sprite tropical remix from a fan and it didn't taste like what he remembered from his childhood so he smashed his first guitar. All these years later that still throws me for a loop -- I guess he was punishing himself?
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
The time he got sprite tropical remix from a fan and it didn't taste like what he remembered from his childhood so he smashed his first guitar. All these years later that still throws me for a loop -- I guess he was punishing himself?
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He just has extremely violent tard rage whenever he feels shame or looks stupid, it’s a deep insecurity lots of cows have. I think I kinda remember a video of him saying he doesn’t wanna freak out anymore because music labels won’t take him seriously as a professional and women won’t date him if they think he’s a lunatic.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
The time he got sprite tropical remix from a fan and it didn't taste like what he remembered from his childhood so he smashed his first guitar. All these years later that still throws me for a loop -- I guess he was punishing himself?
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Maybe he does that stuff so he can feel bad for himself later or get other people to feel bad for him, but he isn't good at doing it in a roundabout way and hiding it so it just ends up looking stupid.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
I've heard of alcoholics buying lemon extract with food stamps. I don't know if it's still possible. It's 85% percent alcohol by volume so it's not as bad of a deal as it looks.
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The alcoholic hobos will do this with vanilla extract too. I've seen one hobo drink like $250 of vanilla extract in just a couple of minutes. Stores are having to lock it up now.
 
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Some on that subreddit have stared into the bog so long they became part of it.
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It is law that every lolcow will eventually attract a gaggle of bigger lolcows.

Ever since lolcows became kinda mainstream, everything turned to shit. We went from documenting funny retarded curiosities to people deliberately trying to hurt or kill them. People don’t understand trolling anymore. None of this shit is funny.

There are cows that respond well to aggressive trolling and there are cows that don’t. Josh doesn’t respond well to trolling. He just further shuts in on himself. Then people complain that he doesn’t do anything anymore. Dumb fucks.
 
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Whoever told Josh to not make negbog mead is lame. Even if he didn't drink it i'd (we'd) probably have still liked to at least see the jar. God I hope Cobes doesn't become the next Chris-Chan (unlikely since normies like people who watch August the Duck since he doea the original content of zoomer complains about his cooking).
 
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Noxe said:
Whoever told Josh to not make negbog mead is lame. Even if he didn't drink it i'd (we'd) probably have still liked to at least see the jar. God I hope Cobes doesn't become the next Chris-Chan (unlikely since normies like people who watch August the Duck since he doea the original content of zoomer complains about his cooking).
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I've got a feeling this one can be blamed on Porkney and her merry band of Discord losers. Every once and awhile we get a peak into what goes on in their little discord hangouts with Josh and it would seem to me like they're absolutely trying to be the number one tard wranglers.
Those losers get worked up when someone on Reddit points out how pathetic they are (ironic coming from Reddit) and probably prevent content from happening to feel like they're getting everyone back.
 
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