Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

How is the reddit allowed to operate when it's clearly a bullying sub (fag term, sorry) targeting an actual retarded man?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I doubt Cobes is successfully making any type of alcohol. All he's doing is making bog slop. If there is any modicum of alcohol in there, it's most likely because he's adding some beer.

I think he was successful with his first and maybe second attempt because he just added yeast to sugar water and made prison hooch. Since then he's been chasing the (bearded) dragon but can't help himself by adding Boglim ingredients, leading to failure.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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I reallllllly hate Reddit. Wish the sub would get nuked. Or that these cunts would touch grass once in a while.

As a certain multidimensional cube once said: Flood the Reddit with destroy

 

[Hennimore]

Isn't Bitesize the main mod of the main Cobra Reddit page? I've seen people on there accusing him of astroturfing certain things because he wants to protect his Cobra cash cow from anything to damming. For instance I remember seeing everyone getting in a row over threads of Puff shaking getting deleted.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

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He just got back and they are already going to flag his channel again, I sure do love having no content because redditors are complete faggots!

I think he was successful with his first and maybe second attempt because he just added yeast to sugar water and made prison hooch. Since then he's been chasing the (bearded) dragon but can't help himself by adding Boglim ingredients, leading to failure.

I fully agree with you

His first few attempts, while incredibly unhygienic, lack of a good airlock, and the wrong type of yeast (baking instant rise) were used, the basic elements to make a low alcohol brew were there. I have no doubt he managed at least 5% alcohol at a minimum.

Once he statted adding "juices" full of preservatives with no real juice, bacon bits, cookie crumbles, vinegar pickled items, etc, he stopped making anything resembling alcohol and instead made a mash-up of liquefied food and yeast slurry beverages. A cursed yogurt.

 

[Goatchoker]

Not the cursed yogurt! Buhhhhhh. I have been thinking about starting a mead though, it’s getting cold and I need something to do lol.

Mead over red wine though bc Mr Goatchoker made red wine once (years ago) and the room smelled like gross farts and you had to drink the shit with PBR to enjoy it…..which…..was something special lol.

 

[Bogliacci]

The thread has been removed as i was reading it, i wonder if it was removed by reddit admins or the mods.

Def mods, admins don't operate that quick for nobody subreddits unless it's automated. Hopefully they'll clamp down on this shit but not gonna hold my breath.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Def mods, admins don't operate that quick for nobody subreddits unless it's automated. Hopefully they'll clamp down on this shit but not gonna hold my breath.

The mods outed the one that actually did any work (Oprah) because he was unpopular with the community but they also didn’t compensate with moderation. They booted the most active mod and didn’t pick up the slack so the sub just became borderline unmoderated and lo and behold it rapidly became a echo chamber fostering ween and a-log behavior and tons of misinformation being accepted as fact. with nobody cracking down on it and since bitesize is a citrus fruit he’s not active during prime traffic hours.

It’s an unfortunate fact that much like how players and audiences often fucking hate referees or their calls they’re a necessary evil, same goes internet jannies that do it for free.

 

[Sinbad the Sailor]

Some winners from the subreddit. Here is Traditional-Ad-851. He started commenting on the KingcobraJFS subreddit about 3 months ago and now seems to comment on it at least every other day, sometimes just a small snippy reply, sometimes long spergs about evil Josh is and how much he hates the paypigs. He seems particularly angry about Josh getting money from watchers and the government. It's mostly ween babble regurgitating jokes and getting mad online but here is one notable comment.

If you support Josh, YOU BELONG IN PRISON! Why you might ask, because Josh talks about women in a very disrespectful way, Traditional-ad-851 is the father of four daughters and he will not tolerate anyone who does bad things to women or talks negatively about them, or anyone who supports it in any way. Those people belong in prison.

Why am I highlighting this? Sure it's a bit much but it's typical reddit shit. Well, I did a little dive into this guy, as it turns out he didn't start posting on the KingCobraJFS subreddit but instead he got his jollies posting on the MondoGore subreddit, desperately begging fellow weirdos for "extreme tapes" of real people being murdered, mutilated or otherwise harmed.

So he's a gore weirdo, so what? It's kinda hypocritical for him to moralise on Cobra whilst also salivating over people being harmed against their will but that isn't worth making this post over, surely.

Not quite, here's this comment from Traditional-ad-851, which stuck out to me, as unlike all the comments here where he just leaves one comment asking for links, for this particular "mixtape" he left not one but three comments, pleading for it. As a bonus, here's the comment above where he derides Josh for being a "sicko".

He really wants that link for the Amber Alert mixtape. So what's on Amber Alert that Traditional-ad-851, father of four daughters, from Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, had to leave 3 comments so he could get it? Well, according to fellow gore weirdo, Plagued Moth, the Amber Alert mixtape is a compilation of clips of real children dying and suffering, it shows a 6-year old Brazilian girl convulsing on the ground, dying after being violently raped, toddlers being beaten to death and most disturbingly of all, ends with a screenshot that describes Daisy's Destruction, an infamous CSAM video.

Now, all of the content is technically legal, in the US at least. But, if we go by the logic of Traditional-ad-851 where you should be locked up for sending $5 to a guy because you got a lot of yucks out of him screaming at a cigarette, I wonder what the penalty would be for someone who seeks out, thereby encouraging the creation of, compilations of innocent children being murdered and mutilated. Oh and by the way, this guy definitely knew the content of the tape, as that reddit post contains a link, to the same youtube I linked, reacting and showing a censored version.

But, about those four daughters, don't worry, it seems like he doesn't see much of them.

Also, ladies, he's looking for genuine friends, so if you're in the Lancaster County area and like a near 50 year old man who cries himself to sleep with gore mixtapes and videogames in his room all day (definitely not on welfare btw) and screaming that Josh is a sicko on reddit all night, you're in luck. Here's a picture for any potential takers.
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Also, I want to stress, this was the first guy I found when I was looking for A-logs on reddit, the very first. I'm willing to bet there's much more for anyone else willing to deep-dive. Probably enough material for its own thread.

 

[niggers]

wow. i think i know why "fuck sickos" gets under the sub's skin so bad.

 

['Ole Dente]

If his father buys him another bearded lizard that looks exactly the same and says “Josh I found him outside the apartment!” in April, I am going to cry laughing. Reminds me of a Trailer Park Boys episode.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

New food review where the boy manages to ruin 2 already lack-luster pieces of fast food, and showcases a new and shit trend that should be named "2 lazy to use the stove so just DD something and combine" meta, containing such moments as:

-Motor function and coordination problems 1-X
-Feeding the couch its daily sauce feast and showing us how well, and fast, he knows how to eat
-A rare shot of the secret guitar corner

 

[ilovejews]

Lme guess, there's no daughter. Shit, I hope.

 

[Slim Boglim]

a dude crying about how Josh “murdered” a lizard and needs to be punished and “held accountable for his actions” while getting off on recordings of literal murder is poetry. You could not find a better text case example of projection. I hope he either a) doesn’t have custody of his daughters or b) they’re old enough to stay away from their sick fuck old man.

I wonder what’s on hard drive of the people who sperg out about josh watching cuties multiple times a week when he only ever mentioned it once or twice years ago. “lol Josh is busy watching cuties!” Hilarious and original joke, my friend. Have you noticed that nobody else but you is still thinking about cuties in 2023? Why is that?

 

[Xenomorph]

I vote A-log general for Cobes like they have with DSP.

 

[Bogliacci]

If his father buys him another bearded lizard that looks exactly the same and says “Josh I found him outside the apartment!” in April, I am going to cry laughing. Reminds me of a Trailer Park Boys episode.

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[Hennimore]

new update from mi lord where he combines a McRib with a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Also he keeps talking about how "smooth and refreshing" his Arnold Palmer is.

 

[AskeDead]

I know he loves the Ozzman but has Cobes ever given like a favorite bands or albums list?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Here is Traditional-Ad-851.

What a disgusting piece of shit. I'm no saint myself, I like to laugh at retards online but I draw the line at children and animals getting neglected, or worse.
I've read most of PlaguedMoth's thread and am aware of gore (used to see gore on 4chan way back in the day), so I know what type of person Traditional-Ad-851 is, and that's a sociopathic timebomb waiting to go off on women and/or children.

JFC I've barely spent any time online today and I'm already at my limit for getting MATI.

 

[Bogliacci]

Also he keeps talking about how "smooth and refreshing" his Arnold Palmer is.

A code word for warlord's smooth muscle control? Maybe!