Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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niggers said:
nobody hates seizure (maybe some weirdos do, it is the internet) he makes some of the more creative cobra content and his podcast is way way way more listenable than BC's. plus he's got the best archive of clintposts, which everyone should view for an insight on how josh ended up like this.

i wish he did more hyperspace-outlaw style videos, the chunky 90s PC aesthetic fits cobes so well
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Ever since I was introduced to Seizure I can only express the massive amounts of respect I have for him. Not only is he funny, he's insightful and his deep dives on specific aspects of what makes Josh tic, tickles me something fierce. Plus the guests he's had on for Snake Bones have 99% been fabulous.
Not a dull second goes by if I listen to Seizure riffing with fellow Cobra enjoyers.
Phalanges Mycologist said:
That was horrifying and interesting, that was almost a micro seasure I've seen people with Epilepsy and Traumatic brain injury have those before they have a larger indecent I know the brain freezes have been happening for a while now but that was new and he's done a real number on himself over the last 12 months.
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Agree, gave me flashbacks to my now deceased, because of epilepsy cousin and a childhood friend of mine. Mini seizure.
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Agree, gave me flashbacks to my now deceased, because of epilepsy cousin and a childhood friend of mine. Mini seizure.
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Sorry about your loss, and yea that is a mini stroke first time one like thats been caught on film when it relates to Josh 12 - 24 months unless someone steps in and even then the damage has been done - whoever gifted him that fucking duster I sincerely hope you die a slow painful and embarrassing death.
 
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He just got back and they are already going to flag his channel again, I sure do love having no content because redditors are complete faggots!
 
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Negev said:
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He just got back and they are already going to flag his channel again, I sure do love having no content because redditors are complete faggots!
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“Him not being able to post would be peak content!” Actual fucking retards. If you call them on it they defend it by saying “oh well, he’ll just make a new channel” yeah and then that one will be mass flagged for ban evasion until he can’t post anything at all and he has no avenue to post and then we have ZERO content. The sub should have been set to private/invite only in 2020 and the gate slammed shut. It doesn’t help that the mods there are too pussy and hands off to control the community so things have spiraled to this point. The majority of people there genuinely think the actual purpose of the sub is to organize trolling at this point and not just discuss and document cobras antics
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Airsoft fattie's wrangler got his sub shut down for way less than r/gkcjfs. Too bad cobes doesn't have a wrangler(or the iq) to do the same. I'm 100% hands off and don't care enough personally. But redditors are ass cancer only more of a pain in the ass and less funny.
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At this point I don't think it matters, you know there are probably a bunch of little discord groups where they circlejerk over how much they hate him I guess it might help a bit but its been going on for so long there is no way they dont have places where they plan shit.

Just look at this they are seething
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Slim Boglim said:
That’s what annoys me. You know for a fact the people that are so angry that he doesn’t work are the same people who would be calling his employer daily or emailing them pics of him jacking off if he did get a job.
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Half of them at least, the other are those itching hard to try to prove to him that he is unable to hold down anything substantial, they just want to see him fail, and have him acknowledge it, but he never will acknowledge his mistakes, in his eyes the BOY is perfect.
Slim Boglim said:
Hell, I’d argue that we have gotten to the point of community sentiment against josh that if the Fat Fuck From Kentucky shit unfolded today was he’d be celebrated as a hero by a lot of people rather than made into a pariah
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The community is very hard leaning towards hate these past weeks, but this is never going to be a cyrrax type of hate situation where there is an active desire to watch him drown, but let's see Josh get another pet and I'll change my own tone real fast, most will I reckon.
 
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eaglesfan665 said:
In a new youtube short, Cobes sends out the order to not only ignore but also mass flag bitesize cobra vids because he allegedly talked mad smack on Josh and Puff

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“Just got off a ToS ban, better violate the TOS again!” Cobra is once again his own worst enemy. I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody texted him and groomed him to do this just so that they can then say “look! He violated the TOS everybody report him!”
 
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Slim Boglim said:
“Just got off a ToS ban, better violate the TOS again!” Cobra is once again his own worst enemy. I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody texted him and groomed him to do this just so that they can then say “look! He violated the TOS everybody report him!”
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I thought he’s done this before though

anyway just goes to show that the bog boy trolls himself harder and better than weens can, just like chris
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Half of them at least, the other are those itching hard to try to prove to him that he is unable to hold down anything substantial, they just want to see him fail, and have him acknowledge it, but he never will acknowledge his mistakes, in his eyes the BOY is perfect.
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I like watching him fail too but that involves actually SEEING it because retards haven't completely ruined everything with shit-tier redditor behavior.
 
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Negev said:
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He just got back and they are already going to flag his channel again, I sure do love having no content because redditors are complete faggots!
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I see some old pisstroopers also interested in cobes making some puddinghead posts unfortunately. Why do they want to fuck with the funny? Pisstroopers should know better than anybody not to do that kind of stuff. That's what got Jason banned from the internet.
 
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Negev said:
At this point I don't think it matters, you know there are probably a bunch of little discord groups where they circlejerk over how much they hate him I guess it might help a bit but its been going on for so long there is no way they dont have places where they plan shit.

Just look at this they are seething
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"He never does anything interesting anymore and never goes live"
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Maybe because you faggots flagged his channel for hate speech and he can't go live anymore???

Genuinely sorry for this turning into the "endless bitching about reddit" thread but this is how Josh as a lolcow dies. They will continue following him to new accounts and mass flagging them as their way of punishing him for being a bad person. I'm not making a Facebook account to watch a lolcow and I'm sure many other people here who also actually enjoy laughing at him won't either.
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Bogliacci said:
The ravings of the delusional, this is similar to a fenthead homeless man covered in his own shit yelling at me on the street.
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Right? I like how they fail to mention what we found fault with ie the irl cow tipping, sociopathic hatred, and namely silencing the golden bogoose. Mostly silencing the bogoose. Fucking shit bird alog hate hags.
 
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