Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

[WelperHelper99]

Piggybacking on this, why in the world would you believe in Mormonism knowing Joseph Smith's absolutely hilariously bullshit claims about angels, golden plates have to be contrived? Why would you find him credible? Why would you believe in a religion so obviously and ridiculously bogus, appealing to American pride?

Because... it's true. Read the Book of Mormon. You'll know for yourself.

Can Mormons drink alcohol?

None

My wife says it’s something about hot drinks being bad.

Basically.

 

[The Last Stand]

None

Why not?

Also, are there any actresses that are Mormons?

 

[Syaoran Li]

Not a Mormon and I never will be, but my wife is a Mormon and both she and my in-laws tell me that Utah Mormons are a unique breed of their own and that all of those stereotypes about Jell-O and avoiding all caffeine is more of a specifically Utah Mormon thing than anything else.

Have you noticed a difference between the average Mormon in Utah versus Mormons in other states?

 

[Sammich]

That article is bullshit, I really don't know any feds

The fed stuff is very real.


As for the other stuff, I try to avoid shitting on someone's faith.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why not?

Because it's haram. That and Emma Smith and the rest of the women were tired of people getting drunk at meetings

Also, are there any actresses that are Mormons?

Dude...

Not a Mormon and I never will be, but my wife is a Mormon and both she and my in-laws tell me that Utah Mormons are a unique breed of their own and that all of those stereotypes about Jell-O and avoiding all caffeine is more of a specifically Utah Mormon thing than anything else.

Have you noticed a difference between the average Mormon in Utah versus Mormons in other states?

Having lived in multiple states there is definitely a difference. We're all still Mormon, but I've found a Illinois Mormon is a bit tougher than a Utah Mormon in terms of the grief they go through with the other religions.

 

[AgendaPoster]

So we can blame Mormons for trying to entrap huwhite right wingers?
Wait a sec
Welper
How the fuck isn't anime haram?
I mean it's almost on par with anal sex

 

[The Last Stand]

Dude...

Motherfucker, you said ask.

In all seriousness: why be a Mormon over a Lutheran, Baptist, Catholic?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The fed stuff is very real.
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As for the other stuff, I try to avoid shitting on someone's faith.

Those three reasons are on point. But I have a real hard time imagining Mormons being ok with shit like monitoring Catholics as domestic terrorists.

They’re like, the people who will actually show up when you need help moving.

 

[WelperHelper99]

The fed stuff is very real.
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As for the other stuff, I try to avoid shitting on someone's faith.

Would you also believe there's a equal amount that want nothing to do with the feds becauseof our history with them? We aren't one blob, and I resent labeling us all with one brush

Motherfucker, you said ask.

In all seriousness: why be a Mormon over a Lutheran, Baptist, Catholic?

I find that we're actually sincere in our religion. Met enough catholics that only go to church on the holidays and drink the rest of the time. They say they love jesus but they cant tell you what their favorite book of the bible is. Makes me sick

Those three reasons are on point. But I have a real hard time imagining Mormons being ok with shit like monitoring Catholics as domestic terrorists.

They’re like, the people who will actually show up when you need help moving.

Thank you! Most of us aren't! Many of us own guns for crying out loud, aren't exactly on ZOG's good graces

 

[Syaoran Li]

I find that we're actually sincere in our religion. Met enough catholics that only go to church on the holidays and drink the rest of the time. They say they love jesus but they cant tell you what their favorite book of the bible is. Makes me sick

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

I assume you were born into the LDS Church, is that correct?

 

[vomitusdeux]

How accurate is south park to how mormons really are?
edit: serious question

 

[WelperHelper99]

What's your favorite book of the Bible?

Revelations, because it's actually pretty fun and pretty simple once you get John's word fuckery and self censorship.

I assume you were born into the LDS Church, is that correct?

Actually Catholic, ironically enough. Though I was in the church by 3, so it doesn't count

 

[WelperHelper99]

How accurate is south park to how mormons really are?
edit: serious question

I'm double posting. I haven't watched it. I have seen the Nostalgia Critic review. Actually pretty solid. They didn't go for the easy jokes, got some good jabs in, and by the end, the Mormon kid actually came out on top. It wasn't completely correct, but it's comedy.

 

[The Last Stand]

Thank you! Most of us aren't! Many of us own guns for crying out loud, aren't exactly on ZOG's good graces

I found the answer to my question.



Pat Priest from The Munsters.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Do Mormons consider themselves polytheists? Do they consider Gods from polytheist societies like Greece and Rome to be ascended humans, like they want to be in the afterlife one day?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Do Mormons consider themselves polytheists? Do they consider Gods from polytheist societies like Greece and Rome to be ascended humans, like they want to be in the afterlife one day?

We believe the trinity is three separate people with one mission. As for the other gods , Commandments 1 and 2 prohibit idol worship and worship of other gods. So no

 

[libRT]

Why don't mormons just fuck off into the sea?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Because... it's true. Read the Book of Mormon. You'll know for yourself.

I have some magic beans i'd like to sell you.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

As for the other gods , Commandments 1 and 2 prohibit idol worship and worship of other gods. So no

But do they see other gods as demons or as the gods they hope to be one day?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why don't mormons just fuck off into the sea?

Because it’s too far from Utah