Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

How come when I invite one of you fishing you drink my beer, but when I invite two of you fishing you don't touch it?

More seriously though, I've always noticed that apostate Mormons are often weirder than most ex-Christian people. Like that guy trying to reverse his age? Former Mormon.
Dude its embarrassing. Its like they go full teenage rebellion mode but dont ever go all the way, leading to weird shit
Also, how do you folk handle interracial marriages? Here it's pretty common for Polynesian Mormons to marry Caucasian ones and vice versa, but I noticed some mainland Mormons from rural areas are a bit more tetchy about it. I do find it pretty interesting however, considering that the church is well on its way to becoming more non-white than white due to the explosive growth in Latin America, Oceania and Asia. When do you think the first non-white President will be selected?
Race isn't much of a thing for us, gotta be honest. Some of the old boomers care, no one else. If anything it's a benifit. I have friends world wide. And on a pragmatic note it keeps Utah from getting... stale. As for non white PROPHET, uh, that depends on if there's any deaths in the 12 before Nelson dies. Probably not for a long while
 
Explain the massive temples like the one in San Diego. I always thought it was neat.
 
Would you also believe there's a equal amount that want nothing to do with the feds becauseof our history with them? We aren't one blob, and I resent labeling us all with one brush
I pointed out something that contradicted what you said, I didnt' make a judgement or claim all you niggers were fed boys. Wasn't labeling you at all there bud. One of my grandpa's brothers married into (and converted) a mormon family out in Utah. Always enjoyed that section of our extended family when the family reunions happened, generally good people.
 
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What is the stance of the mainline LDS church on non-polygamist split offs like the Community of Christ? (as opposed to the fundamentalist LSD groups which broke off after the main church abolished polygamy)
 
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I pointed out something that contradicted what you said, I didnt' make a judgement or claim all you niggers were fed boys. Wasn't labeling you at all there bud. One of my grandpa's brothers married into (and converted) a mormon family out in Utah. Always enjoyed that section of our extended family when the family reunions happened, generally good people.
I just... I just hear that shit a lot man. It gets old. I get the perception though.
What is the stance of the mainline LDS church on non-polygamist split offs like the Community of Christ? (as opposed to the fundamentalist LSD groups which broke off after the main church abolished polygamy)
With FLDS being on the crazy end, you could sit down and talk with a Community of Christ member.
 
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Mormon weebs unite.
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I got nothing else to bring to the discussion, just wanted to pop in to point the obvious that Mormon anime fans are quite common. I was half-listening but I swear some girl mentioned Attack on Titan in her talk this past Sunday. It's cringe, but it's a little "fresh" to take that over Spider-Man or Star Wars for the umpteenth time tbh.
 
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I got nothing else to bring to the discussion, just wanted to pop in to point the obvious that Mormon anime fans are quite common. I was half-listening but I swear some girl mentioned Attack on Titan in her talk this past Sunday. It's cringe, but it's a little "fresh" to take that over Spider-Man or Star Wars for the umpteenth time tbh.
Don't get me started on Disney properties lol. What I put up with for my family... at least anime doesn't try to shove a multiverse in every 5 seconds
 
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We believe the trinity is three separate people with one mission.
Two paths ahead for you animezoomie
- you will take so much shit for the idiocy in your faith that you will become a kaffir atheist by the time we're done with you
- you will be a martyr for Mormonism and endure through the mudslinging while becoming blackpilled with life and becoming a gimmick account everyone laughs at
 
Why don't Mormons leave their cult and become real Christians?
Fucking First Post Best Post if there ever was one! Damn!

Edit: Didn't know mormons believe in something as heretical as a person being able to ascend to godhood. That puts even heathen papist saint worshippers to shame.
 
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Don't get me started on Disney properties lol. What I put up with for my family... at least anime doesn't try to shove a multiverse in every 5 seconds
I mean, classic Disney at least taught moral lessons. The Disney princesses of old could theoretically be classified into any of the Young Women Values, which I think someone I follow on DeviantArt drew fanart of years ago, I'll have to go look for it after work.
 
I mean, classic Disney at least taught moral lessons. The Disney princesses of old could theoretically be classified into any of the Young Women Values, which I think someone I follow on DeviantArt drew fanart of years ago, I'll have to go look for it after work.
Classic Disney is great. It's just talking about Marvel movies that's a drag anymore. Which sucks, because the nephews and nieces are into it
 
Wow, that's as wild as Scientology, no wonder South Park picked on both so hard lol
It was crazy for me to find all these things out too. Some of them I sorta got from South Park, but I didn't actually do any research on it until recently. The story of Joseph Smith himself and his life and family is wild. He was quite the coomer among other things.
 
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