Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

[WelperHelper99]

How old is she?
3000 years old goddess of lust?

A 30yo knight from the 1400s

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Moreso the ability to create worlds if judged worthy

I can see how you would buy that this is how the cosmic order works. This makes a lot of sense. If I was a god, I would want to make sure my creations weren't up to any funny buttstuff before I gave them the keys to the kingdom.

 

[MMS-China]

Is this one of your people?

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can see how you would buy that this is how the cosmic order works. This makes a lot of sense. If I was a god, I would want to make sure my creations weren't up to any funny buttstuff before I gave them the keys to the kingdom.

Basically. The whole point of earth is to be a test. How well you can handle the trials God throws at you. If you fall apart and become a deadbeat dad with a crack addiction, yeah... you aren't getting those keys.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Is this one of your people?

you just doxed welperhelper

 

[AgendaPoster]

Basically. The whole point of earth is to be a test. How well you can handle the trials God throws at you. If you fall apart and become a deadbeat dad with a crack addiction, yeah... you aren't getting those keys.

You realize anime+loli enjoyers and KiwiFarmers likely failed the shittest, badly?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Why doesn't god just play out an instant simulation of what we'd do instead of wasting all this time?

 

[WelperHelper99]

you just doxed welperhelper

You got me

Why doesn't god just play out an instant simulation of what we'd do instead of wasting all this time?

Because we have a choice. A choice to succeed or fail. Your life is yours. Make the most of it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Because we have a choice. A choice to succeed or fail. Your life is yours. Make the most of it.

I'm gonna dedicate mine in a crusade-jihad against anime avis

NO MERCY

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Did Joseph Smith have a big penis?

 

[Cheeseknife]

Why doesn't god just play out an instant simulation of what we'd do instead of wasting all this time?

That's like asking an author why we need a multi-page book when we can just skip to the final page.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Did Joseph Smith have a big penis?

A question for the ages

That's like asking an author why we need a multi-page book when we can just skip to the final page.

Exactly. You wouldn't grow if you didn't have a journey.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Why do Mormon missionaries go out to the middle of the jungle to convert spics and niggers of all this so they can go on and make their own cosmic worlds?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Why do Mormon missionaries go out to the middle of the jungle to convert spics and niggers of all this so they can go on and make their own cosmic worlds?

All of us are God's children. Simple really

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

All of us are God's children. Simple really

So a Jew could go on and make their own universe? Yeotch, can you imagine that, a world created by a cosmic jew... sounds terrible.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Why do Mormon missionaries go out to the middle of the jungle to convert spics and niggers of all this so they can go on and make their own cosmic worlds?

It's probably reciprocal. Maybe you get more cosmic world tokens if you do more good shit in this life? Maybe stuff from this life follows you into the next?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It's probably reciprocal. Maybe you get more cosmic world tokens if you do more good shit in this life? Maybe stuff from this life follows you into the next?

How would you feel if you were on a cosmic world created by a cosmic nigger from Nigeria?

 

[Cheeseknife]

How would you feel if you were on a cosmic world created by a cosmic nigger from Nigeria?

Wouldn't matter how I feel because I probably couldn't do much about it except live with it or an hero myself.

Or maybe I'd be a nigger too and I wouldn't know the difference.

 

[AgendaPoster]

All of us are God's children. Simple really

You sound like a Muslim
All these religions are compromised

 

[WelperHelper99]

So a Jew could go on and make their own universe? Yeotch, can you imagine that, a world created by a cosmic jew... sounds terrible.

You'd have to convert one first lol. It's the same reason Europe is hard for our missionaries, they all claim to be jews or catholics because they were born as one but don't actually worship.

It's probably reciprocal. Maybe you get more cosmic world tokens if you do more good shit in this life? Maybe stuff from this life follows you into the next?

You don't actually choose where you're sent. The church does, and as such, God. The prophet even signs your letter. It's seen as a coming of age thing, the mission.