Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
The hell would she do?
The problem with a long con is that it's a great trick, but you can only do it once. Wu took everybody's money, told them to go fuck themselves, sat with her thumb up her ass for 2 years, then vomited this atrocious fucking mess onto Steam. There's nothing to do now. That's the end of the fucking story. Any money to be made from this has been made, and you've already lost the trust of your marks, so there's nothing to do but hope you got yours.
This is why it was critical she make the jump from game dev before now, when she could still rest her laurels on an unreleased game. Now she's not a tech wizard or a game dev, she's some dipshit who made a terrible game despite two years and enough money to fuel the collective drinking problem of Movie Night for a year.
This is the end, Kiwis. Pack up your shit, we're done. Nothing to do now but watch her rage as she slips off into irrelevance as swiftly as she came.
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She's only made enough money from this game so far to buy one pack of Marlboro Lights so whatever will Bri Bri do for the next 40 years?
 
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JSGOTI said:
What's going on?
EDIT: Because as far as I am aware, you should be able to just extract the files anywhere and then launch the UDK.exe
Going to move it to my other computer and confirm this.
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Fixed it. Windows Defender was blocking shit in UDK and needed permission to run. For some reason I didn't get a notification about that the first few times I tried to launch it.
 
CervixHammer said:
>James S.A. Corey

the authors of the books the SyFy series The Expanse is based on, everyone.
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Bleh.

Couldn't even force myself to finish watching the first episode of that crap. For something with such an elaborate backstory, it was fucking boring as shit because nothing happened.

Redeemer and Destroyer said:
If I recall, the game's name comes from the weapon that must be stopped from hitting Earth and turning them to the Hive? The plot is so substandard it's easy to forget what everything is and how it connects.
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Straight from Wu's mouth itself, IIRC the exact phrasing is 'IT'S CRIMSON 09's PLAN!'

Honestly I forget what the fuck Crimson 09 is even in the story for in the first place since the end antagonist is apparently Chessboard/Female Skynet and soybeans are involved somehow.

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
The hell would she do?
The problem with a long con is that it's a great trick, but you can only do it once. Wu took everybody's money, told them to go fuck themselves, sat with her thumb up her ass for 2 years, then vomited this atrocious fucking mess onto Steam. There's nothing to do now. That's the end of the fucking story. Any money to be made from this has been made, and you've already lost the trust of your marks, so there's nothing to do but hope you got yours.
This is why it was critical she make the jump from game dev before now, when she could still rest her laurels on an unreleased game. Now she's not a tech wizard or a game dev, she's some dipshit who made a terrible game despite two years and enough money to fuel the collective drinking problem of Movie Night for a year.
This is the end, Kiwis. Pack up your shit, we're done. Nothing to do now but watch her rage as she slips off into irrelevance as swiftly as she came.
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Wu's original plan was to try and basically inflate R60 such that some idiot AAA developer would literally buy GSK from Wu for a million bucks or something. That way, Wu could ride the indie dev cred into the sunset without having to worry about following up on a shitty sequel to their shitty game.

Only GamerGate saw fit to torpedo that by Wu's own hand when Wu revealed themselves to be some kind of psychotic mental dimwit and AAA devs cleaned house of any connections they could to the cancerous SJW bastards who were trying to destroy their market.

Wu didn't care at first, because they got their 15 minutes of media fame and spotlight (and dear god the fallout from that specific SVU episode when the episode director himself unwittingly retweeted a comment saying how the fake game mockup in the episode was better than R60), but here we are now and Wu backed themselves into a corner with the promised Steam release for PatreonBux.

I suspect GSK will go tits up soon just so Wu can try to abandon ship on this project.

repentance said:
Fixed it. Windows Defender was blocking shit in UDK and needed permission to run. For some reason I didn't get a notification about that the first few times I tried to launch it.
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Your computer was trying to protect you and itself from raw filth. It was only working in your best interest.
 
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Frank seems to have a sense of humor. He's replying to any negative tweet about it with photos/concept art. as well as links to the store. I'd post more but there's about 30 of them at the moment, with there being no sign of stopping.
 
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Found it interesting that given the chance to make a game, Brianna and the "women of empowerment in the gaming industry" still chose to make disproportionately sexist models of the female characters with highlighted breasts, hips and asses in skin tight clothing.

Even if they are shitty polygons.
 
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Frank seems to have a sense of humor. He's replying to any negative tweet about it with photos/concept art. as well as links to the store. I'd post more but there's about 30 of them at the moment, with there being no sign of stopping.
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Frank is just rolling with the punches. Dude's too cum drunk on tranny dick to try to turn this into humor.
 
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I hadn't seen this mentioned earlier in the thread. Wu was aware of BTP's stream/tweets, and even publicly acknowledged it. Feels kinda out of character for her.
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You put it out to the masses, Wu. They are part of the masses (who also happen to have a stream audience). Calling your game shit and demonstrating that it is, indeed, shit is not harassing you. I don't think either of them said "let's go drag Brianna out of her house and cut her tranny throat on the front lawn" or "let's flood her Twitter feed with dick pics"; they just played your game and hated it.

Besides, these are also people you've been indirectly (because you are a coward) picking at for the last two years. They probably would have ignored it (like everyone else in the world) if you didn't decide to act like you did. Moral of the story - don't pick fights and then cry when you get your ass handed to you.
 
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Ginger Piglet said:
So did I. And the fact that one of the characters seems to be wearing a 1960s Pan Am stewardess outfit.
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The reason that is is because Wu loved Charlie's Angels and other grrl power series from the 60's-80's. One of her more adequate jokes was comparing herself to the lizard aliens in V.
 
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Shovel Mick said:
http://steamcharts.com/app/350200

According to this chart, REV60 had a peak population of TEN.

Lets compare that to some other noted flops;

Ghostbusters: all time peak of 494. Game flopped so hard that it bankrupted the company that developed it.

http://steamcharts.com/app/9870

And just for fun, heres No Mans Sky. All time peak of 212,321

http://steamcharts.com/app/275850

The fact that Rev60 flopped so hard shouldn't be surprising, but having some numbers definitely makes it interesting. Release day is generally a peaking point for AAA developed games with a harsh dropoff after two weeks or so.

Brianna is gonna have to shill hard and use her backchannels to get this piece of shit into an indie game bundle, and even that seems unlikely.
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All the dust settles, and the only one who didn't return it was me. :c:heart-empty:
 
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Arcanine said:
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Frank seems to have a sense of humor. He's replying to any negative tweet about it with photos/concept art. as well as links to the store. I'd post more but there's about 30 of them at the moment, with there being no sign of stopping.
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Save all the images he posts. Chances are they're identical to shit from the overpriced book of bullshit companion content @Jaimas (at least I think it was him, could be mistaken) put in PDF for free viewing.

Graffiti canvas said:
Found it interesting that given the chance to make a game, Brianna and the "women of empowerment in the gaming industry" still chose to make disproportionately sexist models of the female characters with highlighted breasts, hips and asses in skin tight clothing.

Even if they are shitty polygons.
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Oh, it's not surprising in the least given we long have since learned R60's characters are shamelessly not even that different from the original SOCCON crap Flynt was shilling for years which naturally was highly offensive to women.

The sad part is, for as horrible those designs are, the accuracy to taking the SOCCON body designs and making them 3D is actually really good! Too good, of course, since they're all anorexic toothpicks with boobs and needed more rounding out to look even remotely human (or plot twist: THEY'RE NOT HUMANS AT ALL!), but whoever made those models because no fucking way Wu has that kind of talent really did a bang-up job on that before being thanklessly fired so Wu could take the credit and prove even more scummy than whoever the fuck made The Zoo Race. That's right, The Zoo Race recognized the help of more people other than the main lead and God/Jesus in the credits (if you don't know how God/Jesus is involved with Zoo Race, go watch the JonTron ep.) for model work than Wu has ever done.

hemolyzer said:
Frank is just rolling with the punches. Dude's too cum drunk on tranny dick to try to turn this into humor.
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Actually, it might be THE smartest thing BriBri has done by throwing Mr. dearly beloved to the wolves like this - like an unlikable Mandy throwing Billy to zombies because he's literally brainless and thus invincible to mindless hordes. It borders on self awareness that Wu figured out they're only going to make things worse if they personally get involved with damage control (I.E. that thread they posted without realizing they weren't using the right sockpuppet account but THEIR DEVELOPER account), whereas Frank is a freakin' masochist that may or may not be entirely in touch with reality and so shit that BriBri couldn't let themselves get over (STREET RACING ASSASSAINS ANYONE?!) will simply not stick to Frank who just seems to...well, my Billy comparison is a bit too apt since he kind of just does what Wu tells him to do no matter what. I know the supported theory is this whole shitshow with Brianna is actually a two-man job between them but Frank has absolutely no dignity to salvage from this given the end result is a shitload of his money down the drain to entertain a psychopath's whimsy.

HickoryDickory said:
The reason that is is because Wu loved Charlie's Angels and other grrl power series from the 60's-80's. One of her more adequate jokes was comparing herself to the lizard aliens in V.
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Wait, that was a joke in Wu's eyes? They aren't actually some kind of lizard mutant extraterrestrial?

repentance said:
I almost like the shitty emulator look of the game, but real old school games used to be less sluggish on a 386 than this is on my laptop.
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Actually, now that we have the game code extracted, I legit think it would be possible to improve the game simply by tightening up the graphics requirements for exponentially greater efficiency (while looking better at the same time) and fixing the combat system to be more Megaman Battle Network than Retard DDR.

Or for the extremely ambitious, do what Wu couldn't and just make the entire game into one long interactive movie, Don Bluth style. Cut the stupid dialogue trees and just have cutscene flow into cutscene with siezure-flashes to indicate directions of possible action ala Space Ace.

Actually, don't even bother trying to salvage this shitshow, just go play Space Ace. The fact a blue assface's great plan boils down to making Earth into one giant daycare through a gun that turns everybody into babies makes more logical sense than the absolute nothing going on in De-evolution Shitty, and the game's own tagline outright says 'REGAIN YOUR MANHOOD' makes it a better sci-fi trek than anything R60 could possibly be.

Jaimas said:
All the dust settles, and the only one who didn't return it was me. :c:heart-empty:
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Oh, if anybody is going to regret that decision, it's gonna be you...making Wu regret ever making a promise to put the game to Steam. Plus, this means you can nab the trading cards - you can see what cards a game has without buying it, but you can't view the FULL card art without having the actual card, which requires owning the game with 2+ playtime hours.

However, there is also the badge system which can only be seen incrementally by those who successively collect the card sets repeatedly, and THIS may be an issue in even obtaining the first one. With so few people actually playing the game long enough to earn cards, trying to even spend nickels and dimes on the marketplace to GET the cards to fill the set even once may prove impossible as nobody would be selling them! That would only leave random card pack drops on your steam account (or through the gem system which really isn't much different) to get the missing cards, and even at level 50 the drop rate of those is fucking eternity AFAIK so the free shit from the Steam release could in fact be the hardest content related to R60 to even get.
 
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Redeemer and Destroyer said:
I was excited for the release and now, here it is. After three agonizing years of witnessing Wu procrastinate herself into a corner, Revolution 60 has arrived. And, as expected, it's just as terrible and moneygrubbing as the first. Alas, I cannot download it. I'm too technologically inept to set up a VPN to pirate it. And like hell I would give money to her.
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Goddamnit, I read this in Raziel's voice (because of your avatar) and my sides went into orbit.
 
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Von Clausewitz said:
John Scalzi and James S.A. Corey (=Daniel Abraham and Ty Franck) three great SciFi authors forever tainted by the touch of scrotum hair. We truly live in dank times.
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It's sad, but for whatever reason, Scalzi has chosen not to dissociate himself from brazen scam artists like John.
 
I'm actually curious to see if a Games Repainted style swap of the textures in Rev60 would make it less eye searingly ugly.
If anyone feels like putting the textures up on Google Drive so we can edit them with the power of autism, please do it.
 
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