Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

Does he realize how pathetic he is, slurring and staggering and drooling about how much he is malding about being "hacked" by someone just recording shit he says in public? No of course not. I think he was talking about you.

Imagine being this ramen-eating loser seething from his kitchen with an angry red nose from his alcoholism.

Angrily eating ramen noodles at you like it's an own.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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That kitchen counter is really cluttered. They don't use it very much for food prep, do they?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

That kitchen counter is really cluttered. They don't use it very much for food prep, do they?

There's no need to prep when you cook with canned chicken, packaged pre boiled eggs and frozen carrot n peas.

 

[zyclonPD]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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Is this the famed "business interference" I keep hearing Nick bring up? We laughed at a gaggle of 50 year old women posting their tits and they felt subconscious and stopped.....
wow Nick should sue. I'm sure no judge in the country would laugh that out of a court room.
"Yer honor they laughed at my Locals chat women and they stopped posting their droopy leather tits..... That was my business"

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Maybe balldoman is canceling his streams because he is too busy chasing after more single twenty-somethings in his area. There have been more additions to his instagram following list since last I checked.

Meet Kenya! She describes herself as a “real life bratz doll.”



She just turned 23 a couple of days ago.



Judging by her instagram posts she is also in Minnesota. (location on her post is a concert venue in Minneapolis)



And guess what! In her tagged photos we see she is friends with the other thot Nick followed, taramizzury.



I am left wondering why a family man well into his 40s is following a horde of local young girls on IG.

 

[AltisticRight]

They'll blame their ex-wives, shitty bosses or the bank but the truth is that the real problem is the drink.

It's not the drink's fault, the drink never made them consume a bottle a day. It's squarely the alcoholic's fault for being an alcoholic. I get there are circumstances such as childhood trauma or PTSD contributing to excessive alcohol usage, but the moment abuse is inflicted on others (children, family) is the moment I lose any sympathy.

I feel like Nick thinks the Farms only turned on him because Null doesn’t like him.

I always found this kind of funny. As if we're just mindless drones following Null around. The thread turned on him way before Null ever acknowledged his degeneracy.
18th of November, 2022 (or 19th depending on your timezone) is when Balldo officially became a lolcow.
Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-13389540
It took several months for Null to start commenting on Balldo's behaviour. Even when the Hedonmism II stuff was being covered by Ethan Ralph, I frowned it off as him being a jaded mad piggy looking for a pwn on one of his "haydurs". That's before @Balldo's Gate uncovered Ricardo and Romaine from Balldo's Instagram. I was testing out a bot I set up and just grabbed the first Instagram link I could find, and it just so happened to be Balldo's, copied from a post in this thread.

Rekieta says that he stopped reading his thread because it was "fan fiction".

Now where have we heard that before????
Sure, a lot of it is speculation. I would implore Balldo to provide examples of such fan fiction that doesn't fall squarely under speculation.

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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Gaza looks cleaner than this.

A couple non-matching (PLASTIC) wine glasses, a bunch of items sealed in ziploc bags (enjoy microplastics) and many bottles of what appears to be washing liquid and hand wash gel?
A cheap stand mixer and a rubbish capsule machine only idiots will buy.
All this junk, yet I can't see a single saucepan or knife.

The state of this man's kitchen resembles his mind and his household.
I can't sleep if my kitchen isn't spotless, I cook all my meals daily.
If you're too lazy to cook daily, just get a slowcooker (cheapo would do), toss in a bunch of veggies (carrots, potatoes, celery), some mushrooms, topped with beef/chicken broth and a protein of your choice (can add in diced bacon too). There, that's dinner for 3 days on the cheap (~$12) and with 30 minutes of effort. Set the thing on low in the morning and come back after 8 hours of your wagecuck job. Reheat the stuff in a smaller pot with rice or noodles for the next few days.

The kitchen of a man who purchases hard-boiled eggs from the supermarket. One would think his kitchen is empty because he can't cook to save his life.

 

[thebigdream]

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Rekieta should start posting this histrionic shit on the Ralph Retort, it would go down well with the audience of 3 google bots that crawl the site

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo is now following this Thai girl.


She follows him back.


She had her birthday several months ago.

She's in her early 20s.
She follows a bunch of Thai and Chinese accounts about news, cars, food and fashion. Balldo is the odd White guy outside of age and interest. She followed Balldo before he followed her back.


Using "Esmé", I found this restaurant, and then this post by their chef.
The restaurant is rather famous, with a Michelin Star and about $200 average per person spending.

https://www.esmechicago.com/

She attends this training thing in Las Vegas.

My guess is she lives there too.
Edit: Those photos were from 3 years ago. She likely resides in Chicago which is 6 hours away from Minneapolis.

I cannot think of any reasons for Balldo to follow some 20s Thai girl.
I mean, I can, but yeah.

WAIT, WAIT A SECOND.

Spoiler: speculation

So she was in this nightclub just weeks ago.
Apparently, this is some Asian themed nightclub, with the average butchering of Chinese characters strung together to appear chinky.
Balldo, what are you doing??
https://taogroup.com/venues/tao-nightclub-las-vegas/

Balldo, you're over 40, not 21.


I'm guessing she works here, but Vegas is a good distance away from Chicago.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

She follows a bunch of Thai and Chinese accounts about news, cars, food and fashion.

She was tagged in this post which suggests she works (?) at a nightclub in Vegas. Some of her other photos suggest that as well.




Maybe Tao is somewhere Nick visited?

EDIT: Nick probably visited. The club is in the Venetian, where @Owlbear pointed out he was staying.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Nick fishing for a ladyboy to live out his "balls or no balls" dreams?

 

[thebigdream]

She was tagged in this post which suggests she works (?) at a nightclub in Vegas. Some of her other photos suggest that as well.

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Maybe Tao is somewhere Nick visited?

EDIT: Nick probably visited. The club is in the Venetian, where @Owlbear pointed out he was staying.

If it was anyone else you'd think Nick was trolling us, but the nigga really is so retarded that he follows whores on his main

 

[AltisticRight]

She was tagged in this post which suggests she works (?) at a nightclub in Vegas. Some of her other photos suggest that as well.

Yep.
Looking at the other workers and their photos, I think she works there.
And as with a lot of these types of people, they are also escorts. I'm calling it speculation until we find an escort listing.

 

[Hot Dog]

I didn't see this posted in the thread so here is the Rekieta segment on MATI from yesterday:

Credit to @elb as always, fantastic work.

I do think that Josh is better off just leaving him on read and that any sort of contact or acknowledgement is not really worth it at this point. Balldo got sussed out. You'd think that trying to play mind games on a forum owner whose forum is often dedicated to people who explicitly play mind games would be a retarded idea, yet here we are.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Exhibit A: Ethan Ralph with Sonichu Demon
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Exhibit B: Ethan Ralph without Sonichu Demon
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Exhibit C: Nick Rekieta without Sonichu Demon
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Exhibit D: Nick Rekieta with Sonichu Demon
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Sonichu Demon, not even once

Reminds me of this. "I am the Balldo and you call me insane, I am the becooming. You recognize nothing, you are an autist and a retard..." and so on.

Except in this scene he lights a journo on fire which makes him pretty based.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Balldo man realizing that his gravy well is drying up is both funny and sad. It's funny to see streamers and online personalities (F-tier entertainers) realize that they may have to go back to having a real job that requires accountability instead of collecting a paycheck for doing useless, easily replaceable shit. It's like when you have a big actor wreck their career and then have to become a greeter at Walmart because they don't have any worthwhile skills.

Spoiler: retarded analogy

As an example: I love stand up comedy, but at no point in my life have I ever thought the world would be a worse place if stand up comedian wasn't a viable career. If being a material scientist or cardiac surgeon wasn't a viable career, it would drastically affect the world in notably negative ways. It's not like comedy ends if you don't have stand up comedians, but life saving cardiac surgery does end if you don't have cardiac surgeons. A cardiac surgeon may not be as funny as someone like Shane Gillis, but I would willing to bet that they could crack a few jokes in their lifetime that would be legit gut busters. Meanwhile, there is no way in hell Shane Gillis would ever be able to save even one person's life via heart surgery.

The fear of having to go back to being a "normie" that works a real job is so pathetic. And the worst part of all this stupid shit is that Nick and his family would be set for the rest of his life if he had squirreled away a good nest egg when that Rittenhouse cash was flowing in, invested in mutual funds and other solid investments while living a modest lifestyle, instead of sperging it all on shitty vacations (don't go see amazing sites of natural beauty and steeped in significant history, instead go to some slut resort to mingle with degenerate retards), ludicrously overpriced booze and shitty sports cars like a soundcloud rapper retarded nigger.

I honestly was hoping Nick might snap out of this weird funk he is in, but nope. Dude has zero ability to properly self-reflect and cannot take criticism, even when it is hedged as constructive and from a desire to help. I've worked with people like this and it fucking sucks to deal with. If you're unable to even entertain that you're wrong or not operating optimally, unwilling to conceive that you should change or adapt, then you're useless. You are dead weight and a detriment to everyone. It's sad because he made fun content. But it's not like his content being gone is some tragic loss for the betterment of civilization. There are plenty of other people that can drunkenly shout about niggers and killing pedophiles and they don't even whine about people not paying them for it. Rekieta and his online career is merely a stepping stone on the path of life, comfily worn and enjoyed by many, but ultimately forgotten and unimportant in the greater scheme. Such is life.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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Nick should bring on Honeycomb.io Field CTO Liz Fong-Jones and they can discuss the life-destroying power of the Null Cult together.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

If it was anyone else you'd think Nick was trolling us, but the nigga really is so retarded that he follows whores on his main

I suppose his thinking is:
"If I follow hundreds of e-girls, e-guys and literal whores, perhaps Ricardo and Romaine no longer seem so sussy baka"

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Gaza looks cleaner than this.

The funny thing about this is, from experience, people who live like this will judge anyone else for their mess, even when it pales in comparison.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

It's pretty funny seeing all of these Facebook boomer women finding their way to Elissa's channel and being introduced to all of this.

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Josh's bold MATI gambit was a success, winning back Rekieta's old boomer women from Warski & PPP



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she's pocketing the money and the Rekietas have stopped going shopping for themselves for so long they dont realize it. "I guess a banana must cost $10 now"

This reminds me of Joe Rogan outing himself years back - "What does a tube of toothpaste cost? $10?"

Could have just made the usual excuse but he had to try to convince people that the last stream didnt get to him.

I was going to comment that I thought Nick went silent over the weekend after the 7 hr Rippa seethe-a-thon.

But then I remembered he actually showed his face the next night on Jeremy from G&G's D&D stream.

She just turned 23 a couple of days ago.

I assume this thot's cake is in reference to the 90s Blink 182 song.

Mildly NSFW (blurred nudity, swearing, references to sodomy)

Which has some interesting angles:

- the song predates her (released Apr '99), making it puzzling that she'd even know the reference
- Nick was just bragging earlier this week that he loves torturing his oldest blasting 90s dad tunes when driving under the influence at dawn

 

[Oliver Onions]

I was gonna plead with people to stop pushing for Nick as Lolcow Of The Year after the shift my boy Fat Pat Tomlinson has put in for 2023, but I realised this is now the first thread I check every time I come on the Farms.

Whine on, Balldo man.