Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I am left wondering why a family man well into his 40s is following a horde of local young girls on IG.

How long until things go full circle and he starts replying to the girl’s posts with “I sent you a cool DM” Russell Greer style?

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

How long until things go full circle and he starts replying to the girl’s posts with “I sent you a cool DM” Russell Greer style?

How long does it take him to drink a fifth of whiskey?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I was gonna plead with people to stop pushing for Nick as Lolcow Of The Year after the shift my boy Fat Pat Tomlinson has put in for 2023, but I realised this is now the first thread I check every time I come on the Farms.

Whine on, Balldo man.

I’m a little disappointed in Ralph’s performance in the back half of the year after a very promising lead in the first few months

 

[sum ting wong]

I am left wondering why a family man well into his 40s is following a horde of local young girls on IG.

Nick's just supporting local female owned businesses, nothing weird about that.

 

[Spaded Dave]

GamerGate Josh? Sounds like Fanfic Farms has teamed up with Sargon to smear Nick.

Don't worry Nick. I got your back. Have another drink while I suss out the other socks for you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I’m a little disappointed in Ralph’s performance in the back half of the year after a very promising lead in the first few months

Me too. Ralph came out the gate so strong, but he lacked the stamina to keep it going.

Pat had a big advantage coming into 2023 because he's been consistently crazy for years and then he finally #PaidQuasi, but Nick's lolcow 100% run might be a new world record, and he seems determined to keep doubling down.

 

[Swole McPole]

Reminds me of this. "I am the Balldo...

I am Null and Null is me and we are Drex
And we are all together,
See how we run like niggers chasing cum,
See how we fly
I'm crying

Feed my children cornflakes
Waiting for my buck to cum
Hedonism t-shirt, stupid bloody Farmers,
Man I've been a naughty boy
Randazza's bill's grown long

I eat the ramen
I eat the jerky
I am the Balldo
Goo goo g'joob

Still Life's bringing policemen to my Locals
Chasing people out the door,
Sally shows some thigh, can''t look Kayla in the eye, Mandy shows us her bum,
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter discharge,
Dripping from a black man's cock
Leather titted wine-moms, showing off their shit-stains,
Locals full of dirty slags who take their knickers down

I eat the ramen
I eat the jerky
I am the Balldo
Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in a Minnesota hot-tub,
Waiting for the cum,
And if I dont cum it doesn't matter
Cause I'm drunk out of my brain

I eat the ramen (shout out to Ricardo)
I eat the jerky (a poor man who'll do anything for twenty dollars)
I am the Balldo,
Use lots of lube, goo goo goo g'joob (nice titty)

Expert texpert charming Farmers
Don't you think the Farmers laugh at you? (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah)
Listen to them laugh, I'm calling Null from the bath, see how they smile,
I'm crying.

Drexel Johnston Yarborough
Chase the nasty men away,
Like you did when we're in school
In return I'd suck your tool,
Man I love to watch you fucking Kayla's ass

I eat the ramen
In the filthy kitchen.
I am the Balldo
Goo goo g'jews, goo goo goo g'jews
Joob, joob, jooba,
Nick hates the jooba,
Self-hating jooba,
Self-hating jewboy
Umpa, umpa, come on Drexel, pump her,
Umpa, umpa, will anybody hump her?
Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)
Everyone can have one (take a chance and hump her)

Fade out repeating..

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So funny how Balldo is picking up the Gunt’s slack. Thank you for your service Balldo!

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Can't find the post now, but since Coomalot has been revealed to be bisexual, is that yet more proof he and Nick spent that night as buttbuddies? Where'd Coomie go anyway? Nick should invite him on and share a drink or five as they discuss the finer points of leathery wine mom tits and sucking dick.

Yep.
Looking at the other workers and their photos, I think she works there.
And as with a lot of these types of people, they are also escorts. I'm calling it speculation until we find an escort listing.

Nick is probably looking for a sugar daddy relationship with some vapid 20-something bitch. Middle age white guy who flaunts his money? Yeah, we know why he's following them. I hope he doesn't invite them on a trip to Jamaica since this whoremonger clearly desires multiple men in the relationship.

 

[Kandinsky]

The fact that he is saying that he is depressed around the holidays, which is suppose to be the most joyous time of the year, when he has a wife and 5 kids tells me that his marriage is falling apart and his parents and in-laws are at their wits end with him. Don't be surprised that, come next year, Kayla files for divorce. Of course it won't be Nick's fault and he will say that he was the one who wanted the divorce in order to save face and not take the L.

To be honest, I just think he is a privileged ingrate who lacks the emotional intelligence to appreciate the good he has right in front of him. He doesn't seem to have the capacity to be thankful for what he has, or true empathy to be grateful. Humility is a good look, but with all the ghey shit he wears, he'll never try it on.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick is probably looking for a sugar daddy relationship with some vapid 20-something bitch. Middle age white guy who flaunts his money? Yeah, we know why he's following them. I hope he doesn't invite them on a trip to Jamaica since this whoremonger clearly desires multiple men in the relationship.

But does he still have the money? It sounds like his life expenses are exorbitant and he has lawsuit expenses and he has spent a large amount of money on the lincoln and the mustang and paintings.

 

[TheButcherknight]

No stream tonight

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If you would just bend the knee and put out he wouldn't be calling off of work every other day and chasing V all over Minnesota. Do it " For the Fans"

 

[Retink Retunk]

But does he still have the money? It sounds like his life expenses are exorbitant and he has lawsuit expenses and he has spent a large amount of money on the lincoln and the mustang and paintings.

Boogie's broke and it hasn't stopped him.

 

[waffle]

I thought this was funny enough to clip when I got home because, A: Nick seethes about losing his LOCALS porn source, and B: Nick makes a hilarious insult about Farmers 'hacking' and 'doxxing' to gain favour to 'count [@Null]'s pubic hairs'.

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I was considering that we were too hard on the state of the kitchen and mybe he has deep counters so he can store stuff against the wall and still have room to work, but tonight it looks like a bomb went off in the sink and coated the entire counter with shit

 

[AltisticRight]

DIT: Nick probably visited. The club is in the Venetian, where @Owlbear pointed out he was staying.

Nice and accessible. After all the vices for the day, stop over for some spa with Asian escorts.
Just a short walk within The Venetian.


This is actually really questionable. She followed Balldo long before he followed back. According to her Instagram, she's recently been in Chicago which is 6 hours away from Minneapolis.

Just look at how far I had to scroll to find Balldo.

My guess is that they met at Tao for whatever reasons, and hit up again in Chicago recently.


I'm not sure about you but I have never added any random waitstaff on Instagram.

 

[waffle]

It's all our fault. Its all Nulls fault, cuz clearly all we are here for his nulls affirmation. It's not the alcohol it's not the fact he is drunkenly slurping wtf on camera. In front of a completely disorganized kitchen counter. Like wtf, if that mess is what the camera SHOWS, what is it not showing?

Nick's horrible behavior has not impacted his life for the negative one bit, just ask him. It's all some Angloid woman running a chat scraper, the rest of the fan fic farms making those dastardly life-ruining reasonable inferences from publicly available information, and the most autistic man in Serbia - who in spite of Nick's love for him can't get the social cues that he needs to shut it down .

 

[Kandinsky]

Josh's bold MATI gambit was a success, winning back Rekieta's old boomer women from Warski & PPP

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This reminds me of Joe Rogan outing himself years back - "What does a tube of toothpaste cost? $10?"



I was going to comment that I thought Nick went silent over the weekend after the 7 hr Rippa seethe-a-thon.

But then I remembered he actually showed his face the next night on Jeremy from G&G's D&D stream.



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I assume this thot's cake is in reference to the 90s Blink 182 song.

Mildly NSFW (blurred nudity, swearing, references to sodomy)

Which has some interesting angles:

- the song predates her (released Apr '99), making it puzzling that she'd even know the reference
- Nick was just bragging earlier this week that he loves torturing his oldest blasting 90s dad tunes when driving under the influence at dawn

IIRC, Nick's birthday is sometime in December. I think this birthday cake would be the most fitting:

 

[AnOminous]

I always found this kind of funny. As if we're just mindless drones following Null around. The thread turned on him way before Null ever acknowledged his degeneracy.

There were even autists chimping out and accusing him of noseguarding for not joining in on Nickposting. I think TiC was one.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I feel like I need to know how far away is the kitchen from the children’s bedrooms? His house is a ranch style so I can only assume it’s down the hall from the bedrooms.

Even if he does these at 2AM at least some of the kids have to be a light sleeper who’ll catch glimpses of him drunkenly rambling to himself. Imagine trying to get a glass of water and hearing your dad whine about some guy from Serbia named @Null or @Himedall All-seeing Waifu like a bitch.
That’ll fuck you up. With how loud he is I don’t doubt he’s probably woken them up stumbling into his bedroom.

Someone has the Zillow listing or Realtor thing right? There’s no way the Locals copestreams don’t get overheard by some of the kids. Th

He has claimed that the rooms are far away, and the office is in the basement. Take that for what you will.

The children are and have been awake much later than they should have been. I will chalk that up to poor parenting.

Honestly Nick should be DNA testing all of those bastards just because there is no way in hell him or his wife were as nice to their parents when they were teenagers as these kids are. the Rekietas were so fucking smart to have their kids raised in a religious co-op because they aren't going to act out the way they would have if they were public school raised and had to deal with shitty parents. I'm sure they all have parental substitutes and role models they associate with and barely interact with their parents as much as possible because if those kids had even a hint of the OPP that Nick apparently did, Nick would still be seething over them

Au contraire, you have the infamously proverbial 'preacher's daughter' and the children who leave the faith after growing up. The strict upbringing may merely repress the rebellion, doubts, and fears that will manifest later if not healthily dealt with via other avenues.

But does he still have the money? It sounds like his life expenses are exorbitant and he has lawsuit expenses and he has spent a large amount of money on the lincoln and the mustang and paintings.

Nick has flip-flopped on his money situation over the years. When he was LARPing as a middle-class normie, he said that he had student loans for both him and the wife, and took advantage of the COVID repayment pause in the US. More recently, he has said that he had an incredible safety net and an agreement that (at least some) of his schooling would be paid for by his parents.

This does not give me confidence that he paid for the autos in cash. If he is dealing with payments, that means he squandered MORE of his Depp and Rittenhouse gains.

We will never know, but the fact that his family obviously has wealth management connections, if he has not availed himself, he is a bigger fool than I thought.

 

[AnOminous]

We will never know, but the fact that his family obviously has wealth management connections, if he has not availed himself, he is a bigger fool than I thought.

I have become convinced that no matter how much of a fool you think Nick is, he's always actually a bigger one.