Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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that interaction between Lori and Pat is what cemented to me that actually, yes, he does deserve all the shit he gets and more not just because he's an asshole and a retard, because if even today if every poster on kiwifarms and OnA were straight up prison'd tomorrow like pat is always promising us, his interactions with normal people would simply rise up a new army of stalker childs to pester him within a few months.
 
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I can't wait for him to pretend to write a sequel novel to this too
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Kermit's son goes on a shooting spree.
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Kermit's son, who uses pronouns Xe/Xer, went to the store. The store owner used the pronoun he/him which pissed Xe off. Xe whispered under Xe's breath "you transphones will all pay soon." Then Xe went to find Xe's partner and sucked Zer's penis. It was the last time before Xe decides to shoot up a school of white kids because of structural racism



306h4Ge5eJUJ said:
Do you think Caine being in this movie is why he gave Scrooge a Cockney accent in his Tiny Tim butchery?
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Wouldn't doubt it. He takes all his inspiration from shitty media
 
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Pepperonified said:
Some very unusual behavior from Piggo over the last week and a half. His tweet output suddenly soared right at Thanksgiving (family problems?) in which he tweeted close to 400 times (that's 1 tweet every minute for almost 7 hours straight), the majority of those weeks prisoning his stalkers. It appears he has suddenly settled down, and uncharacteristically followed A LOT of new people. 10% of all the people he's following were from the last 3 days alone. Unfortunately we can't see who those people are since Elon locked it down on X's api. I wonder what happened. Did Niki leave or threaten to snitch?

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I bet the following spree is in the hopes they’ll follow back in an attempt to get back to 50k followers. He spent tons of time on thanksgiving obsessing about twitter and the pests always rag him about the follower count.
 
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AnOminous said:
That may be his usual accent but he doesn't use it in that movie.
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Chances are that he saw this tweet somewhere else and just stole it. He does this all the time. The tweets he actually creates  and he thinks are funny, he retweets and then just to be sure, quote tweets.

If it's just one tweet, than he stole it. If this is the case, there is a strong chance he has never watched this movie. Yes, I realize this is an incredibly insane and stupid thing to lie about, but it's Pat.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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I can't wait for him to pretend to write a sequel novel to this too
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HA! No way!! I just made that joke 4 days ago lmao.

Phew... now I feel slightly less retarded for wasting 20 minutes searching random posters to make bad jokes about a fat man no one knows on a forum no one reads. Still pretty retarded though
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Kermit, Tiny Tim and the gang go on a bloody rampage on the streets of London to solve a mystery: who is Scrooge? And why does Miss Piggy owe him 43.000 pounds?
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God, if you're listening... please make him tweet about how much Niki loves Cool Runnings and I'll take that as a sign to play the Lotto. I promise to use the money to buy Susan and send her as a present to Elon. Amen.

Pepperonified said:
and uncharacteristically followed A LOT of new people.
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I can vouch for that. I don't know if it's been addressed here, but for sure it was at Ona... for those how don't know, Pat has an unwritten rule: His Followers/following ratio can never go down.

That means he'll only follow new people after he gets a surge in followers; and whenever he loses many followers, he unfollows someone.

I don't know if he does it because he needs to look like a leader (thus the high ratio) or if it is just an autistic tick. If I have to guess the reason I'd say both, but mostly the first.

So yes, it is strange he's followed so many people lately. Specially since - and I know this will shock you - Pat has kind of a hard time changing patterns.
 
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If that fake porn is sexual harassment then his threats of rape are far more criminal in nature. This slab of human excrement will try any angle for a shoulder to cry on then denigrate. I didn't bother checking his engagement, but i'm confident nobody cares. I'm pretty sure Pat breaks ToS daily with his relentless spam as he claims his detractors do.

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