Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[moseph.jartelli]

No child. He has never read a comic. Comics are for nerds. Movies are for stealthy geeks that smash capitalism by spending their mother in law's money on Disney Plus and HBO Max.

The truth is Pat is neither.

Nerds typically have high intelligence

Geeks have a real intense passion for whatever hobby they are interested in.

Pat has neither. Low IQ, superficial scifi interests etc.

Pat is a tru blue DORK. reviled by all, nerds and geeks alike.

 

[Maude Snew]

Regardless of politics, there is always a subset of people who obsess over what is going on in the government instead of their own families and careers.

Ah yes, family and career, both things the great Patrick S Tomlinson (fat) is famously doing really well at.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Reporting for duty, my liege.

For some reason the AI gave me a nazi version even though I did not ask for it lol

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Wolverine by any chance?

In a Spider-Man versus Wolverine from the late 80s, some of Wolverine’s involvement in the Cold War is detailed.

As an alleged geek of his age, surely he would have come across this particular story?

https://spiderman.fandom.com/wiki/Spider-Man_vs._Wolverine

I still have my copy in a box somewhere. I remember that being a pretty good read.

 

[FinnSven]

I still have my copy in a box somewhere. I remember that being a pretty good read.

That was my first introduction to Wolverine.

I liked the gritty morally ambiguous noir-ish contrast to the clean cut all American college kid of Peter Parker.

And again! If the squealing hog-man had bothered to read such things, I am sure his sci fi novels would be slightly more compelling.

 

[whogoesthere]

He lit the Fat signal

Well he already lit the Singhal, so why not a signal as well.

 

[Maude Snew]

And again! If the squealing hog-man had bothered to read such things, I am sure his sci fi novels would be slightly more compelling.

Had he paid attention to Babylon 5 not only named his car after a character his writing would be way better. Or something besides P90 cool from Stargate. They're not high art or anything but they're pretty well written for the time and blow anything modern out of the water straight up. But alas, man of pig writes stories that would make Alex Kurtzman blush. Can't let the idiots outfat or outstupid him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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For some reason the AI gave me a nazi version even though I did not ask for it lol

This could be used in a dsp thread. lol

 

[FinnSven]

The truth is Pat is neither.

Nerds typically have high intelligence

Geeks have a real intense passion for whatever hobby they are interested in.

Pat has neither. Low IQ, superficial scifi interests etc.

Pat is a tru blue DORK. reviled by all, nerds and geeks alike.

Plus he is a fat shit who thinks he is hard.

Personally that kind of dork irritates me the most.
At risk of sounding Internet Hard Man, it’s always the kind of soft unfit fat guy who thinks he is tough cause granted they can physically intimidate more randoms because they tend to be “big”, but when they deal with a real threat they crumple.
Or get a well deserved slap.
For instance when he boasts about there needing to be four coppers to hold him when he was fatly swinging at one of them, what he didn’t realize was that those four coppers were being over cautious for his safety.
Had he managed to land even an ineffective shot on an officer, that’s still assaulting an officer.

https://milwaukee-criminal-lawyer.com/milwaukee-criminal-defense-attorney-practice-areas/disorderly-conduct-battery-criminal-defense-attorney/battery-to-a-law-enforcement-officer-or-firefighter-wis-stat-940-203-2/#:~:text=0202%20for%20help.-,Battery%20to%20a%20law%20enforcement%20officer%20or%20firefighter%20is%20a,fines%2C%20or%20both%20if%20convicted.

With a maximum of six enjoyable years in prison, the stupid Fatso should be thanking the four officers, not tweeting about it like a badge of toughness.

 

[Johnny Salami]

It's here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patri...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-12970995

edit: I'll leave it here anyway cos it's funny

That "no, child" wad quite effeminate.

Fatty-Fatty-Two-By-Four-Cant-Get-Through-The-Kitchen-Door is now oinking and squealing about being sexually assaulted and harassed by stalker childs on twitter
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Seems my earlier suspicion that there is a conspiracy afoot to hunt fatrick down and then take turns fucking him in the ass may be a fear shared by the pig himself

EDIT: oh dear he's still going, and apparently the swarms of cyberterrorists descending on xitter to run a virtual train on him day after day is one of the main drivers of the sites traffic
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And to think he could simply stop all this by leaving Twitter and getting a real job.

The beacons are lit, Patrick calls for aid!
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>a kiwi in a beret

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Plus he is a fat shit who thinks he is hard.

Reminder that fatso was caught on video hiding behind elderly cat ladies whilst oinking at some maga fag.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Some very unusual behavior from Piggo over the last week and a half. His tweet output suddenly soared right at Thanksgiving (family problems?) in which he tweeted close to 400 times (that's 1 tweet every minute for almost 7 hours straight), the majority of those weeks prisoning his stalkers. It appears he has suddenly settled down, and uncharacteristically followed A LOT of new people. 10% of all the people he's following were from the last 3 days alone. Unfortunately we can't see who those people are since Elon locked it down on X's api. I wonder what happened. Did Niki leave or threaten to snitch?

 

[Maude Snew]

I wonder what happened. Did Niki leave or threaten to snitch?

It's winter, energy usage is up so's the usage of natural gas. Gotta strike the iron while it's flatulent. His second, better wife is the foremost importer after all.

 

[LGHDR+]

>a kiwi in a beret

It's winter, energy usage is up so's the usage of natural gas. Gotta strike the iron while it's flatulent. His second, better wife is the foremost importer after all.

There's always..."alternate fuels":

 

[Plague Flea]

Some very unusual behavior from Piggo over the last week and a half. His tweet output suddenly soared right at Thanksgiving (family problems?) in which he tweeted close to 400 times (that's 1 tweet every minute for almost 7 hours straight), the majority of those weeks prisoning his stalkers.

The 392 tweet figure on Thanksgiving includes tweets sent the previous day; there’s no separate entry for 22 November. So it would be around 200 tweets per day which is more or less in line with his usual oinkput.

 

[Johnny Salami]

When Pat paid quasi, did his wife peg him as punishment or denied him pegging as punishment?

 

[WelperHelper99]

And to think he could simply stop all this by leaving Twitter and getting a real job

He has a job, creating the biggest block list of burner accounts on the planet

When Pat paid quasi, did his wife peg him as punishment or denied him pegging as punishment?

"NOOO STALKER CHILD, I did NOT pay Quazi, and YOOU are the one who enjoys the unlubed dildo of consequences! ENJOY Prison Child!"

 

[Hitlerswag420]

The 392 tweet figure on Thanksgiving includes tweets sent the previous day; there’s no separate entry for 22 November. So it would be around 200 tweets per day which is more or less in line with his usual oinkput.

Interesting. I did not notice that. Why is Wednesday omitted?

 

[An automatic clown]

I had a hearty chuckle

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

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I had a hearty chuckle

Hell, like a number of other kiwis I bought their book because of Pat. I might even get around to reading it at some point.