Official Kiwifarms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Is that why that image of the ants in that woman's undergarments was happening?

I don't know the image that you're speaking of, but probably.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

"I didn't know I'm supposed to wipe when I pee until recently, and I forget to do it a lot."

I think if women didn’t wipe when they peed or pooped they would smell a lot nicer.

 

[MMS-China]

Miranda Kerr said her Grandmother told her. Men are visual/external. Women are mental/internal.

Lets show an example:

 

[The Heartthrob]

I'm sure int he future I'll look back and go "that's the best thing that happened to me" but it fucking sucks.

One day at a time. Give yourself some room to feel crappy about it too. Don't try to push it down too far.

 

[Executive Petrel]

At least I don't have to pretend to be excited about going to Disneyland for the "adult night" or w/e.

With women and their affinity for drinking alcohol and using antidepressants during pregnancy, you probably end up with an autist who's repeatedly saying parsnips while cleaning the dishes and orders a 100$ oreo cake to stress eat in one go and shit their pants afterwards.

Unless conservatives are going to rise again and cause a radical shift in society, going childless is the way to go in the modern days.

 

[LonesomeDud]

And slimy

If they beg you to put your hand in there afterwards and it fits, it's true love.

I don't make the rules.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Is that why that image of the ants in that woman's undergarments was happening?

I think they were eating her discharge.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

With women and their affinity for drinking alcohol and using antidepressants during pregnancy, you probably end up with an autist who's repeatedly saying parsnips while cleaning the dishes and orders a 100$ oreo cake to stress eat in one go and shit their pants afterwards.

Fact: No man have ever popped out a tard baby because they just can't keep themselves from drinking and smoking weed.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

Fact: No man have ever popped out a tard baby because they just can't keep themselves from drinking and smoking weed.

I think whores do this on purpose just to justify their love of aborting babies. "Look at my child, it's a deformed freak! It's not the result of my actions that I will never take accountability for it just happened like that. I should be able to put him out of his misery but evil Christofascist white men forced me to give birth to him!" There's also the Munchausen by proxy angle, I'm sure plenty of "mothers" get their attentionwhoring supply through their fetal alcohol retards.

 

[Dr. Kinder]

JK Rowling loves men because she loves me and I know that because I'm her biggest fan.

 

[The Hardest R]

Same for the most part. Which is why I loathe the "do a hobby" advice for dating. My hobbies are all dude hobbies. So any activity I do besides those, is basically just going to be for dating / meeting people which seems like such shite. But you do what you gotta do I guess.


Simpler times, better times.

Prior to dating apps and being terminally online, a lot of millennial women had a bunch of hobbies that were only at the most superficial levels. They’d have a pottery class on Monday, Spanish classes Tuesdays and Thursdays, a book club on Wednesday, thot it up on Friday and Saturdays, etc. they’d never be able to speak any Spanish despite taking a year of classes on it and she wouldn’t be able to tell you anything about the book she’s been supposedly discussing at this club for a couple months, but she technically had hobbies.

So that’s where that advice comes from. It is 15-20 year old advice. Maybe she was not taking those hobbies seriously because she was looking for a man there. Once thots started getting smartphones and multiple social media accounts, they turned into social retards. Thanks to thirsty simps, now they are social retards with entitled attitudes.

 

[Cheeseknife]

Miranda Kerr said

Literally who?

Oh, it's the wumao posting more 2-minute out of context reactionary clips.

Prior to dating apps and being terminally online, a lot of millennial women had a bunch of hobbies that were only at the most superficial levels. They’d have a pottery class on Monday, Spanish classes Tuesdays and Thursdays, a book club on Wednesday, thot it up on Friday and Saturdays, etc. they’d never be able to speak any Spanish despite taking a year of classes on it and she wouldn’t be able to tell you anything about the book she’s been supposedly discussing at this club for a couple months, but she technically had hobbies.

So that’s where that advice comes from. It is 15-20 year old advice. Maybe she was not taking those hobbies seriously because she was looking for a man there. Once thots started getting smartphones and multiple social media accounts, they turned into social retards. Thanks to thirsty simps, now they are social retards with entitled attitudes.

Yeah, I feel like women are just perpetually dating. It's why, even if you think you've found "the one" she's already starting to search for another one. Maybe not intentionally, but subconsciously she's not ready to settle down with you because she knows she'll get bored of you eventually. She'll probably go online, find some new dating app, and get right back into the game. Modern society has made the idea of "settling down" very unattractive.

 

[spurggist]

I think they were eating her discharge.

 

[The Hardest R]

One thing I have noticed with some millennial women entering the late stages of their 20s is they seem to have this thing where they incinerate their savings (and possibly go into debt) to go to all sorts of travel destinations, like one after the other, and escalating in expense.

I find it interesting that a woman “finding herself” involves being a sex tourist. I’m guessing all those guys who go to Brazil, the Philippines and Thailand are just finding themselves too.

Modern society has made the idea of "settling down" very unattractive.

There is no incentive for a woman to settle down, there’s only disincentives. Her next man may be like Mr. Big, a billionaire tech investor, or some other higher status man. Therefore any relationship consists of her having one foot out the door right from the start. Women are taught that there’s always someone better around the corner and if there isn’t, it’s all men’s fault. Women’s sexual peak in the dating market ends around 26-27. If she didn’t shack up with a billionaire techbro by 30, it ain’t gonna happen. Those guys can and will fuck girls 22-27 for as long as they can, even as they get into their 40s. Age gaps in relationships are a bad thing only when a woman finds herself on the wrong side of one.

 

[Fareal]

Can't rape the willing

The polite term is manual dishwasher

"Why do brides wear white? So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances"

That was one of my granny's favourite jokes.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I find it interesting that a woman “finding herself” involves being a sex tourist. I’m guessing all those guys who go to Brazil, the Philippines and Thailand are just finding themselves too.

Throw in "I’d rather have a passport full of stamps than a house full of stuff."

Like nigga, with this economy, and your spending, you won't even have a house.

"Why do brides wear white? So they match the rest of the kitchen appliances"

That was one of my granny's favourite jokes.

People who get red appliances aren't, and deserve the bullet.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I think whores do this on purpose just to justify their love of aborting babies. "Look at my child, it's a deformed freak! It's not the result of my actions that I will never take accountability for it just happened like that. I should be able to put him out of his misery but evil Christofascist white men forced me to give birth to him!" There's also the Munchausen by proxy angle, I'm sure plenty of "mothers" get their attentionwhoring supply through their fetal alcohol retards.

bongland pakistani foids voluntarily shit out their inbred tards to get the tugboat.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

One day at a time. Give yourself some room to feel crappy about it too. Don't try to push it down too far.

Yeah, I spent a lot of time doing that. Still comes back time to time. Especially this Christmas season. It's when I got engaged, had Christmas w/ the family as the son in law and all that. The real sucky thing is the loss of the friend group, but at least I know who the real friends are.

Ok gents, it's the Christmas season. We've discussed cheeses, licorice, but what are your thoughts on Egg Nog? Do you make your own? Do yo appreciate some out there flavors like banana egg nog? What's your drink of choice?

Might I suggest buttered beer.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[Punished Puck]

I want to get so strong that I can punch a woman's head so hard it explodes