Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Your Favorite New Friend]

You are retarded

And yet somehow I'm able to avoid being a serial schizoposter and offering my services as a life coach on the same forum.

Curious!

 

[Kandinsky]

Did anyone else get the impression last night that Nick was buttoning it up a bit more than what we have become accustomed to seeing recently, and he was sort of re-correcting (rather tha overcorrecting) his disposition? It felt like he was censoring himself. I can't put my finger on it, but the vibe I was getting was that Nick read/realized complaining to his audience was a shitty brand technique and will continue to hurt his pocketbook. He starts whining at about the 1:43:41 timestamp (give or take), going on to say that people say they want to know the creator, but that when the creator reveal themselves the audience become frustrated. He wrote a letter on Locals. I think it's his effort at appearing vulnerable, and/or honest, and/or "real". He had a bit of a cope fest for a good ten minutes, but don't quote me on that because I stopped listening much earlier on.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Did anyone else get the impression last night that Nick was buttoning it up a bit more than what we have become accustomed to seeing recently, and he was sort of re-correcting (rather tha overcorrecting) his disposition? It felt like he was censoring himself. I can't put my finger on it, but the vibe I was getting was that Nick read/realized complaining to his audience was a shitty brand technique and will continue to hurt his pocketbook. He starts whining at about the 1:43:41 timestamp (give or take), going on to say that people say they want to know the creator, but that when the creator reveal themselves the audience become frustrated. He wrote a letter on Locals. I think it's his effort at appearing vulnerable, and/or honest, and/or "real". He had a bit of a cope fest for a good ten minutes, but don't quote me on that because I stopped listening much earlier on.

As long as he keeps drinking he will never be able to correct himself. He will fuck up eventually, usually in few weeks. He has already tried "drinking less" before and it lasted one week. He has to go cold turkey but then KF would be 'right' and his ego wouldn't allow it either. KF's call for 'pull up' in general wasn't adversarial initially but he saw it as such himself.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

So I've got old VoDs of kino casino on and I'm listening to the rekieta segment where he talks about guys not caring about getting complimented about their achievements and instead want to be complimented on their looks and I think I've figured out why he said that. He doesn't care for compliments about his achievements because he has never, in his entire life, achieved anything. The entirety of his life is coasting off his trust fund.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I'd just like to point out Nick claims panel shows are impossible to do yet this just happens all the time for other people. Maybe if he wouldn't stream at ungodly hours and be less gross it wouldn't be a problem.
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Oh look at all those people that used to be on Nick's streams.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I agree. My opinion is that the priority (and the frontloading) would be telling the story of Nick's decline and fall from May 2022 onward. Everything else should be moved to supporting material or in the back.

A biographical section, then a paragraph or two on each legal saga he was involved in up until Depp would do--with links to other threads as needed. November 2022 onward would form the bulk of it. The recently discovered Rekieta lore about the true situation of his family and finances can be mentioned in the biographical section for better context.

It's funny, he bemoans going on at the same time as FlashCast and Coomalot, but not Joe. Remember that Joe use to make sure never to cut into the noses timeslot?

Joe learned that LawTube as an organised conceptual framework was not going to work, o he just does his own niche content.

There's some irony declaring with conviction that a Nick-centered 24/7 chat could never work inside of an ever-expanding 24/7 Balldoman thread. If one ignores the paywalled variable.

It would be funny (but not adviseable) to make Balldo's thread paywallwd in response. As a concept, but not in reality, I would love to know which Balldo washers would pay for it.

So Still Life has a friend (or a new sock).

I saw Still Life (or an impersonator) on Sean's stream last night. I've seen them on there before. If it's actually them, the comments Sean pulls up are actually sane and you'd never know their Locals persona.

He does straigten up and act like a human because he had been properly warned and moderated on other channels. Nick just enables fully unhinged behaviour.

V-Radio implied that Kyle made some unflattering statements about his family in his book and V-Radio was hoping to get comment.

Nathan (PhotoChad) DeBruin and Grambo on Twitter have been reposting and amplifying his sister's story, so it looks like Kyle has jumped into a full-time conserva-grift that divorces himself from his roots.

Makes sense that a conserva-cuck manager would book him on Nick's show.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Well, he hasn't groomed a high schooler or fled to Mexico threatening to kill his third wife with a crying baby in the background.

Another point of comparison would be the height of Nick's fall compared to the Gunt.

For example: a lot of people never would have thought that Nick would decline the way he has within the last year, whereas the even Gunt's wife leaving him within the year was foretold by Null as soon as the marriage was announced. Nick had a lot more going for him in terms of respect and prospects for success and instead chose the most self-indulgent path possible, including lying to supporters and people like Null for his own benefit and sperging out at KF, Null, and former fans who were trying to help him. The Gunt has a very limited ability to pull this off since he has almost no credibility and limited resources.

Even Bossman Jack is a run-of-the-mill drug/gambling addict whose infamy started with low expectations. Sure, the Lossman is wasting tons of money, but that's what he's always done and even he doesn't really seem to be changed in any meaningful way by how much he wins/loses. Most updates (even from Null) are essentially "Bossman won a bunch and then lost it all". The most interesting thing about him are his outbursts and watching his room look worse over time. Still funny, but not remarkable.

Nick will eventually stagnate in his descent, but this year, I believe Nick has what it takes to win Lolcow of the Year.

A biographical section, then a paragraph or two on each legal saga he was involved in up until Depp would do--with links to other threads as needed. November 2022 onward would form the bulk of it. The recently discovered Rekieta lore about the true situation of his family and finances can be mentioned in the biographical section for better context.

Agreed, I was thinking comparing the facts of his childhood against his claims of growing up in the hood would be helpful in portraying Nick's mindset.

General query: if one were to rewrite the OP, what steps would one need to take? Is it just as simple as contacting @mindlessobserver or is there someone else to contact as well?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

There's nothing wrong with the pills AFAIK (Amoxicillin, Ivermectin, Azithromycin, etc). But they are all generics that cost pennies a dose so the markup is insane.

The cost is the convenience to you.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

General query: if one were to rewrite the OP, what steps would one need to take? Is it just as simple as contacting @mindlessobserver or is there someone else to contact as well?

I am fairly certain you need a moderator to lend a hand to re-organise.

This happened with some WW OP re-writes.

Side note: I may be talking myself into writing a proposed, updated OP structural outline... If I do, I will try to assemble a team here before posting in PG.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I am fairly certain you need a moderator to lend a hand to re-organise.

This happened with some WW OP re-writes.

Side note: I may be talking myself into writing a proposed, updated OP structural outline... If I do, I will try to assemble a team here before posting in PG.

Good to know, thanks!

Figured there was a process so that multiple separate OP rewrites weren't done simultaneously. Let us know what you talk yourself into, and if no one else has time, I don't mind giving it a try.

 

[Potatoherder]

Very good night compared to the $45 he got on YT. The mute really didn't make sense for wehearwell(60090993) has 119 hits in the log and says normal chat stuff. EliePhant(79807517), a name i recall, on the other hand just went off all night. Just spamming "GO FUCK YOURSELF" and calling Nick a fag. Also accused him other other things "@rekieta law Did monty touch your melon?".

The only thing Nick(31197417) did was shill an indiegogo link. Without the $100 paypig he had a slightly better article reading stream.

Some in the chat understand Nick.

Zakuza

you didn't do the show because you were a whiny bitch with sean the night before

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[Neetorino]

I am fairly certain you need a moderator to lend a hand to re-organise.

This happened with some WW OP re-writes.

Side note: I may be talking myself into writing a proposed, updated OP structural outline... If I do, I will try to assemble a team here before posting in PG.

I actually started making a note last night before I went to sleep. I'm phonefagging for the next few days but I'll do what I can to assist, I nearly convinced myself to just take a lead on it and still might if nobody else wants the helm.



Are there any other key events that need including?

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I actually started making a note last night before I went to sleep. I'm phonefagging for the next few days but I'll do what I can to assist, I nearly convinced myself to just take a lead on it and still might if nobody else wants the helm.

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Are there any other key events that need including?

The Elissa clips nudes being touted in Nick's discord by Nick's mods.

 

[RotPockets]

It would be funny (but not adviseable) to make Balldo's thread paywallwd in response. As a concept, but not in reality, I would love to know which Balldo washers would pay for it.

A floating banner on the screen for just this thread that says:

Unlock exclusive posts deemed ‘Too Hot For Kiwi’ for a low monthly fee of $5.00, Order Now!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Very good night compared to the $45 he got on YT. The mute really didn't make sense for wehearwell(60090993) has 119 hits in the log and says normal chat stuff. EliePhant(79807517), a name i recall, on the other hand just went off all night. Just spamming "GO FUCK YOURSELF" and calling Nick a fag. Also accused him other other things "@rekieta law Did monty touch your melon?".

The only thing Nick(31197417) did was shill an indiegogo link. Without the $100 paypig he had a slightly better article reading stream.

Some in the chat understand Nick.

Zakuza

you didn't do the show because you were a whiny bitch with sean the night before

01:13:23 -0600 CST

I am interested to see what actual fall-out comes from struggle-sessioning Sean. The LOCALS chat (log and highlights posted uptrend by me) was almost unanimously on Sean's side.

I thought that the remaining fan base was slavishly devoted to Nick (or stuck watching him by inertia), so I expected more noseguarding.

Many of the people in Sean's audience I can recognise as former or current Nose fans. It is probably too onerous a task to try to chart an exercise from one to the other, but it is a possibility that has me pondering it.

I actually started making a note last night before I went to sleep. I'm phonefagging for the next few days but I'll do what I can to assist, I nearly convinced myself to just take a lead on it and still might if nobody else wants the helm.

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Are there any other key events that need including?

If we are highlighting only post November 2022 shenanigans, I would add:

Shower Struggle Session - Social Cue Coaching an Autist Slobbermutt

(Possible) Retvrn 2 Hedo - Secret Vacations

5k LOCALS Supporter Rewards - The G(r)ift that Keeps on Giving

LOCALS in thr Kitchen Streams - Cooking up Drama and Seething the Beef

 

[Peace Through Power]

The Elissa clips nudes being touted in Nick's discord by Nick's mods.

That was in Sean's discord. Elissa pointed that out in the MATI clip

I actually started making a note last night before I went to sleep. I'm phonefagging for the next few days but I'll do what I can to assist, I nearly convinced myself to just take a lead on it and still might if nobody else wants the helm.

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Are there any other key events that need including?

The Mustang Crash in late december (IIRC)
The speeding ticket in April
The Vegas trip and Nick being black out drunk
There are a lot more I think, but I don't remember more right now

*Lusting over Mandy and asking for Elissa to remove the clip

 

[Neetorino]

The Elissa clips nudes being touted in Nick's discord by Nick's mods.

Totally forgot about this, added in.

That was in Sean's discord. Elissa pointed that out in the MATI clip

Will modify the note.

The Mustang Crash in late december (IIRC)
The speeding ticket in April
The Vegas trip and Nick being black out drunk
There are a lot more I think, but I don't remember more right now

More excellent additions, and yeah I'm sure there's a ton of them. Somehow Nick has been steadily fucking up rather than waves and lulls like with Ralph. This is gonna be a long fucking OP lmao.

If we are highlighting only post November 2022 shenanigans, I would add: -snip-

That's what I was really focusing on but if there's very important events to add to the count for the new thread suggest away. But also thank you for more items. We might have to make two lists of events, one for Major events and one for Minor events.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He starts whining at about the 1:43:41 timestamp (give or take), going on to say that people say they want to know the creator, but that when the creator reveal themselves the audience become frustrated. He wrote a letter on Locals. I think it's his effort at appearing vulnerable, and/or honest, and/or "real". He had a bit of a cope fest for a good ten minutes, but don't quote me on that because I stopped listening much earlier on.

That was seriously a DSP-style rant about how he cancelled the last two shows. Exceptionally bizarre. He somehow gave less information about why he didn't do a show than he already did in his post.

He also said that without reading anything all he could say the speculation about why he cancelled his shows was totally wrong, without saying what the reasons actually were. Hey, I don't actually disagree with that. I didn't post my speculation on the thread!

Nick said he would rather be clubbing with his wife than doing a show on a Saturday night.

 

[RotPockets]

Totally forgot about this, added in.

I mistakenly thought they were referring to the Clairebear hacked nudes, which they were simultaneously lusting and gloating over. This has become somewhat of a reoccurring theme with this crowd.

Why would anyone willingly post lewds for such a vindictive community? Knowing that at any moment if you crossed them you would be considered persona non grata. Then they would use them to destroy you like Scientology does with your therapy induced secrets.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I mistakenly thought they were referring to the Clairebear hacked nudes, which they were simultaneously lusting and gloating over. This has become somewhat of a reoccurring theme with this crowd.

You have a mid-40s swinger managing it. I think he's encouraging the behaviour.