Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

That's quite dumb. The channel's name is literally Rekieta LAW and he ain't chinese.

Furthermore, his strapline was 'Lawsplaining the Interwebs'. Was that just false advertising?

 

[ChromaQuack]

All you'd need on the locals section is the bottle in ass, his "nude days" and a mention that a few lines of code psychologically broke the sycophants (and Nicky himself) until they were no different from gang stalking addled schizophrenics; at the time it was one of the first tastes of things to come in terms of going mask off with the degenerate garbage since the retards in there felt safe, but as Nicky felt more comfortable being an out and open degenerate (and the super secret chats were horrifically leaked by a cyber terrorist bullycider) he lost interest and the whole thing crumbled.

I'd say it's important to mention but you don't need more than 1-2 lines, it was a spark, an important one, but a spark still.

As for the discord drama I find it irrelevant to mention outside of "free speech advocate nukes his discord because they say mean things to him", and even then it's fucking discord so you know the drama there is petty, gay, irrelevant and started mostly by 6th fiddles.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Furthermore, his strapline was 'Lawsplaining the Interwebs'. Was that just false advertising?

Rachel Maddow defense.

 

[Father Balldo]

Seems like Nick has recovered from reeling from his own outburst with Sean and is back on Twitter...to be jealous of not being invited to do a ladyballers watch along with dick and pedo.

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in before dax thinks the movie is hilarious and suddenly nick does too while screaming "NO YOU STUPID AUTISTIC FUCKS I ONLY SAID IT LOOKS ATROCIOUS! AND I WAS WR- I MEAN I WAS NOT WRONG THE MOVIE DOES LOOK ATROCIOUS FROM AN ART OF FILMMAKING PERSPECTIVE BUT I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'T LOOK FUNNY!"

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

in before dax thinks the movie is hilarious and suddenly nick does too while screaming "NO YOU STUPID AUTISTIC FUCKS I ONLY SAID IT LOOKS ATROCIOUS! AND I WAS WR- I MEAN I WAS NOT WRONG THE MOVIE DOES LOOK ATROCIOUS FROM AN ART OF FILMMAKING PERSPECTIVE BUT I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'T LOOK FUNNY!"

I doubt that'll happen. Null already tweeted that he didn't hate the movie so dax and nick will have to take the "i hate it" position.

 

[Swole McPole]

Rachel Maddow defense.

I think all you'd have to do to counter that would be to have a long montage of all the hundreds of times Nick opens his shows by saying 'I'm Nick Rekieta and I run a small law firm in rural Minnesota.' He might not be YOUR lawyer, but he can't pretend he wasn't representing himself as A lawyer.

But I hope he gets to run the Rachel Maddow defence anyway. It has to cost him at least four times what it would cost him to settle -- even now. And my money would still be on him losing.

 

[AnOminous]

I think all you'd have to do to counter that would be to have a long montage of all the hundreds of times Nick opens his shows by saying 'I'm Nick Rekieta and I run a small law firm in rural Minnesota.' He might not be YOUR lawyer, but he can't pretend he wasn't representing himself as A lawyer.

That is easily one of the dumbest and most embarrassing lies of nu-Nick, pretending it was always a Balldo and cuckoldry gay bar channel.

 

[SargonF00t]

in before dax thinks the movie is hilarious and suddenly nick does too while screaming "NO YOU STUPID AUTISTIC FUCKS I ONLY SAID IT LOOKS ATROCIOUS! AND I WAS WR- I MEAN I WAS NOT WRONG THE MOVIE DOES LOOK ATROCIOUS FROM AN ART OF FILMMAKING PERSPECTIVE BUT I NEVER SAID IT DIDN'T LOOK FUNNY!"

Rekieta will say the shadows in the movie were all wrong.

 

[zyclonPD]

Spoiler: Narcissism sperging

If you want a Narcissism sperging overload:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLadFapyecCYAeuTqc12avA

This dude has a channel dedicated to talking about narcissists and has been at it for 13 years.

I stumbled on him by accident one day because the algorithm recommended him to me. Dude goes hard in the paint on this one topic. Just open his video list and cntrl+F the term "narcissist" and the page lights up like a Christmas tree.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am interested to see what actual fall-out comes from struggle-sessioning Sean. The LOCALS chat (log and highlights posted uptrend by me) was almost unanimously on Sean's side.

For one thing, he had a slight uptick of sub loss on YouTube. He's back up to 460 losses per week, whereas before his struggle session with Sean I noted the loss rate had fallen to the 250 range.

That lady's nudes are floating around? Is that why she's uploading unflattering clips of Nick to the Internet, some sort of revenge?

No.

The revenge porn was (re)uploaded to Sean's server shortly AFTER Elissa started clipping Nick acting like a jackass (before, she clipped Nick in a more positive light). A cursory look back at the thread suggests this happened last year on December 22nd. Whereas December 19th seems to be the day Elissa shifted to more critical clips (namely with "Copesplaining: Rekieta’s Show is (d)Evolving").

It's retaliation, but it's retaliation in the form of a Rekieta fan trying to get back at Elissa for having the audacity to do anything other than continue to portray Lord Balldo in a good light.



Speaking as an ex-Rekieta fan myself, Nick's fanbase is a lot like a cult. There's people in it that will give you an immense amount of shit for not being "loyal enough" to him.

Fortunately, anybody that remains in Nick's cult now is probably absolutely miserable, and there's less of them overall. It's getting so that in order to noseguard, one has to engage in some truly Olympic-level mental gymnastics.

 

[Twinkletard]

Furthermore, his strapline was 'Lawsplaining the Interwebs'. Was that just false advertising?

up until a little over a year ago it appeared to be that way

now it's just creepy sex shit and uncomfortable moments

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I doubt that'll happen. Null already tweeted that he didn't hate the movie so dax and nick will have to take the "i hate it" position.

I pirated totally legally obtained it but it wasn’t that bad, had a few shitty jokes that hit and missed, and it could either age well or horribly. It’s a mid movie, comparable to cheap TV comedy movies, because that’s essentially what it is. Also Ben’s small cameo where he wears the small heeb hat made me laugh because he’s just so fucking jewish he had to show it off, and I also liked the joke about the negro children stealing the coach’s catalytic converter over and over again. I also appreciated how much it dunked on journos.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think all you'd have to do to counter that would be to have a long montage of all the hundreds of times Nick opens his shows by saying 'I'm Nick Rekieta and I run a small law firm in rural Minnesota.' He might not be YOUR lawyer, but he can't pretend he wasn't representing himself as A lawyer.

But I hope he gets to run the Rachel Maddow defence anyway. It has to cost him at least four times what it would cost him to settle -- even now. And my money would still be on him losing.

Randazza can submit the threadnaught as evidence *or* have a similar montage of the numerous times Nick has been wrong to disprove Nick being an actual, competent, PRACTICING lawyer. It would be delightfully humiliating.

 

[Captain Manning]

Furthermore, his strapline was 'Lawsplaining the Interwebs'. Was that just false advertising?

No. He started out as a pure law channel, and it basically was one for years, with only the occasional foray into something else (WH40K, or whatever).

That's why his argument it never was one is so funny. It's so easy to disprove.

Here...

Rekieta is full of shit. Full stop.

 

[RotPockets]

Rekieta is full of shit. Full stop.

Expect a “fuck you, heartfelt” from Cuckeita soon and a montage like this soon after.

 

[Not Who You Think]

If you want a Narcissism sperging overload:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLadFapyecCYAeuTqc12avA

This dude has a channel dedicated to talking about narcissists and has been at it for 13 years.

I stumbled on him by accident one day because the algorithm recommended him to me. Dude goes hard in the paint on this one topic. Just open his video list and cntrl+F the term "narcissist" and the page lights up like a Christmas tree.

He is pro swinger and cuckoldry. Just anti-narcissism.

Below is from the comment section. He apparently claims many people who are into these things have no mental issues. This is likely because he is also in "the lifestyle" and is open to people contacting him personally to share stories about filming swinging and cucking events (for academic purposes, I'm sure...)



His insights are bias at best, and though his terminology is somewhat accurate, his application is the stuff only a pure academic or avid hedonist would believe.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick’s birthday stream from last year
When Nick threw a tantrum about Jury reaction analysis and how he’d rather be getting a happy ending than doing trial streams.

Totally Monogamous

 

[stupid frog]

As long as he keeps drinking he will never be able to correct himself. He will fuck up eventually, usually in few weeks. He has already tried "drinking less" before and it lasted one week. He has to go cold turkey but then KF would be 'right' and his ego wouldn't allow it either. KF's call for 'pull up' in general wasn't adversarial initially but he saw it as such himself.

Is he not at the level of alcoholism where if you don't drink, it can kill you?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

"Vaginal tightening cream is for female circumcision."

I'm just finishing the Sean stream but uh...the fuck? He has to be drinking way more than 10 shots to get this drunk.

 

[Blacklight]

https://nickrekietaisnotablackfacelawyer.com/

Cross-posting from the Maddox/Dick Masterson thread (hello everyone)

Maddox made this lovely website. I know it looks like it's from fucking 1999 on geocities, but no Maddox decided to make this in the year of our lord 2023.