Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

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my brain fumbled over this sentence because I was like "what the fuck does ralph have to do with digibro" and then it took a few full cycles to realize that, yes, actually, he was literally cuckolded by Ethan Ralph.
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The Dick Hole/Daxipad and the Gunt Creese are all consuming, the event horizon merging them is an event we never recovered from
 
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What?
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Lore from the Dickscord back in the day. Hazencruz wanted to fuck the child squid thing from Splatoon and would jerk off to rule 34 art of it. He's also a furry too.

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I'm pretty sure that this is the episode where Blacklight called in: https://thedickshow.com/episode-159/. Dick stopped him from talking about Hazencruz on the show because he didn't want the drama of all the thumbnail artists and people who did bits and music for the show getting pissed off that they never got paid again.
 
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Triggerni66er said:
Didn't you call into The Dick Show? You had a personal beef with Hazencruz who is another lolicon loving degenerate.
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Yes, I called into The Dick Show. As for the 'beef' I had with Hazencruz I just didn't think his bits were funny on the show. I had no idea what kind of proclivities he got into in his own personal time.

It's one thing to call into the show and give small bits. It's another when you demand payment for said bits after the fact. This wasn't the same thing Miss Phase had where Dick offered to pay for the art then never did. This is Hazen asking for money well after the fact.
 
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DogZero said:
It puts the weird fake eric july feud into perspective, its like he needed a new maddox after the well had run well and truly dry, in no small part due to Maddox's own silence.
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But everyone has already pointed that out. It is abundantly clear he just picked some black guy as a target because he isn't part of the Pedowood liberal faggot diddler circle he's in, and is desperately casting around for reasons he's trying to destroy this guy who never did a thing to him.

And don't get me wrong, I'm glad to see this bald Armenian faggot get back into the fray because it's more curb stomping for Dax, but that doesn't mean I'm going to watch an hours-long video of him seething like a spurned bitch. This is why clips channels exist.
The Feline Solution said:
Nevermind, thought you were talking about Tucker.
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Tucker had his moments too.
 
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Muppetstudios said:
Dick is continuing his meltdown on Twitter posting screenshots of YouTube comments if he was smart he would pin a tweet announcing a show where he will address the video and shut up to increase viewers but I guess he's too retarded to figure that out
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Do you hear that in the background?
Yes, it is the cows that are begging for being milked.
 
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Dick is continuing his meltdown on Twitter posting screenshots of YouTube comments if he was smart he would pin a tweet announcing a show where he will address the video and shut up to increase viewers but I guess he's too retarded to figure that out
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I wish him luck in what looks like a two front gunt war, with the seething Armenian lusting to chew off bloody gobbets of his flesh while he's in a pointless conflict with some Negro cartoonist.
 
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Muppetstudios said:
Dick is continuing his meltdown on Twitter posting screenshots of YouTube comments if he was smart he would pin a tweet announcing a show where he will address the video and shut up to increase viewers but I guess he's too retarded to figure that out
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Dick could have one of his best shows in years (at least viewer-wise) if he just shut up a little bit and bottled and saved it for his emergency episode, but he literally can't shut up on Twitter right now and the show is just going to be an extension of this meltdown at this rate.
 
Triggerni66er said:
Lore from the Dickscord back in the day. Hazencruz wanted to fuck the child squid thing from Splatoon and would jerk off to rule 34 art of it. He's also a furry too.
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my favorite hazencruz piece is this love song he wrote for a cartoon skunk

I feel
So empty/disconnected.
And I feel
So lonely and rejected

Ooooh but I feel (so warm) so warm,
When I see your pretty picture

It's real.
That is exactly how I feel.

What's real?
Peeling away illusion.
It's revealed
Crippled Cracked delusion

Ooooh but I feel, (All I feel)
is white fluff and purple hair,

I can feel (So its real)
And it is exactly like you're there

Wrap me in your love, brush against my face
Never close enough, can you feel me?

I'd give anything for just one day,
Hold you up so high, never set you free

Set you free...

I feel,
So lonely and rejected
Walls of steel (Walls of Steel)
And I feel unprotected

Oooh what I feel (This is what I feel)
Is different, not infected
My love's real (Yes, it's real)
And that is exactly how I feel.

And that is exactly how I feel.
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An automatic clown said:
Phone posting like a fag but Maddox crossover again with Juju The Cow and Dick is going mental on twitter.
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Here's the vid:

Hopefully a nice kiwi can download and post an archive.
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This is a story of two men, one with a (sometimes self-defeating) set of principles, and the other who has next to no principles; both of whom are ridiculous in their own way, although Dax has allowed an additional horrifying layer of degeneracy to build up around him and seems content to wallow in it.

I have watched the entire video. It was very well put together. I would be tempted to call it a mic drop in bullet time, but it feels more like the beginning of something or, more accurately, a reescalation - a come at me bro.

Dax isn't stupid and I doubt that he will want to fight a retard war on two fronts. I think he will attempt to mend fences with Eric July, using Rekieta as an intermediary, so that he can turn his focus back on George.
 
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On one hand, it's Maddox...

But on the other it's not often I actually watch a near 3 hour video in full. Damn Maddox actually reminds me of his prime days.

It's interesting seeing some of the lore behind the two's fued. Maddox's actions kinda make sense with knowledge of the extensive bullshit Dax and 80s girl have been pulling.

I've never seen 80s girl before, and from the way Dax goes on about women I imagined she'd be some propped up blonde with massive tits and a face that hasn't aged since graduating high school but instead he is with the most plainly plain woman alive. She isn't ugly but she ain't exactly arm candy either. The insanity of her actions in it all too.
 
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