Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Feline Solution]

False flag hijinks:

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Get a VPN, dummy.

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Not "Yours in Christ", 7/10. Also "Get a VPN", what a dumb fucking cunt.

 

[Judge Holden]

Hey diddle diddle,
The fat pig kiddy-fiddled
His sow ran off with a coon
The kiwifarms laughed to see him oink
As fatrick sobbed and seethed just like a troon

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Some random vintage faggotry. The reason this one stuck out is that one of these tweets is quintessential YouWillNeverFindMe1488 writing.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

so when does lolcow of the year voting begin?

 

[Broadside]

As others stated, he just comes off like an insufferable cunt when trying to explain his situation.
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Eta: he's still being a cunt to the girl who posted the spoofed contact form and she's getting fed up with it. Never change pig !
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How. The fuck. Can he. Be bothered?
He's just doing the same shit, getting into the same fights, over and over. He is fucking obsessed with that X follower count. It's utterly mind broken him hasn't it.

I'd have just deleted my social media by now. He knows his BS "I need social media to promote my books" is just that- 5 likes on a "Tiny Tim did a thing, guys?" is really worth all this? Really?

Also lmao @ the fucking cope, he doesn't even sound remotely convincing

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Patrick's fat enough to be a Santa but he'd be lecturing kids on what they want.

"No child, you *will*ask for my book for Christmas".

 

[Plague Flea]

so when does lolcow of the year voting begin?

31 December. Discussion and nominations thread for this year’s Julays is here.

 

[Judge Holden]

Not by any legal standard, stalker.

Ya know I hate to go on yet anudda tangent and to straight up power level here, but having recently become an uncle I genuinely and sincerely cannot comprehend how a father who is not struggling with addiction (xitter and Krispy Kreme addictions don't count) nor debilitating mental illness (autism, narcissism, and borderline clinical retardation also don't count) would choose to cut his child out of his life.

I see my niece like once a fortnight or so and despite being a cynical and hate filled scumfuck at the best of times I actively look forward to it more than just about anything i got going on, and the idea of voluntarily not seeing her and thus robbing myself of primal caveman "grug love family, grug love baby grugette" happiness feels about as natural and tempting and as voluntarily cutting one of my hands off, and I'm just the asshole uncle.

For a father to willingly cut himself off from his only child in favor of spending his days arguing with his fucking toilet on xitter is just...i cant fucking comprehend it. Even setting aside moralfag bullshit it just does not compute for me on a purely selfish level. He could have spent half the time he wasted spamming "no child" or "enjoy prison stalker" on xitter or chasing media asspats for his swaTTing ordeal just being involved in his daughter's life and thus enriching his own existence at the "expense" of staying away from his biggest source of misery and humiliation and he never even fucking considered it

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

How. The fuck. Can he. Be bothered?
He's just doing the same shit, getting into the same fights, over and over. He is fucking obsessed with that X follower count. It's utterly mind broken him hasn't it.

I'd have just deleted my social media by now. He knows his BS "I need social media to promote my books" is just that- 5 likes on a "Tiny Tim did a thing, guys?" is really worth all this? Really?

Also lmao @ the fucking cope, he doesn't even sound remotely convincing
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lol he’s such a faggot, imagine being a grown man and just whining and complaining this much at random women you encounter on Twitter. “Waaahh they’re trying to kill me” and she was just like “idc get your shit together and leave me alone” lol. I’m not gonna lie I think that exchange was one of his more embarrassing moments lately. Child, child, child, he looks so unhinged.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

lol he’s such a faggot, imagine being a grown man and just whining and complaining this much at random women you encounter on Twitter. “Waaahh they’re trying to kill me” and she was just like “idc get your shit together and leave me alone” lol. I’m not gonna lie I think that exchange was one of his more embarrassing moments lately. Child, child, child, he looks so unhinged.

(hugs)
thats a reference

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

one of these tweets is quintessential YouWillNeverFindMe1488 writing.

2 observations:

1) Holy cow! How weird is it to read so many of his tweets in a row without a single Child, Stalker or Prison??

2) "Your life is over"
- YouWillNeverFindMe1488, in the folder of "proof of threats against his life" that Patrick Tomlinson sent the MPD.


This is what we get if we search his own mentions for the very specific and - to me at least - rarely used phrasing "your life is"... in THE LAST HOUR ALONE.

Yes. You read that right. 1 hour.

Spoiler: Verdict

No one else talks like this. While technically this is only circumstantial evidence... it is one hell of a circumstantial evidence.

Pat is YouWillNeverFindMe1488.
@MilwaukeePD

 

[FinnSven]

Ya know I hate to go on yet anudda tangent and to straight up power level here, but having recently become an uncle I genuinely and sincerely cannot comprehend how a father who is not struggling with addiction (xitter and Krispy Kreme addictions don't count) nor debilitating mental illness (autism, narcissism, and borderline clinical retardation also don't count) would choose to cut his child out of his life.

I see my niece like once a fortnight or so and despite being a cynical and hate filled scumfuck at the best of times I actively look forward to it more than just about anything i got going on, and the idea of voluntarily not seeing her and thus robbing myself of primal caveman "grug love family, grug love baby grugette" happiness feels about as natural and tempting and as voluntarily cutting one of my hands off, and I'm just the asshole uncle.

For a father to willingly cut himself off from his only child in favor of spending his days arguing with his fucking toilet on xitter is just...i cant fucking comprehend it. Even setting aside moralfag bullshit it just does not compute for me on a purely selfish level. He could have spent half the time he wasted spamming "no child" or "enjoy prison stalker" on xitter or chasing media asspats for his swaTTing ordeal just being involved in his daughter's life and thus enriching his own existence at the "expense" of staying away from his biggest source of misery and humiliation and he never even fucking considered it

As I said before, my best retarded but educated in the ways of Pat guess is that it resulted from Pat digging his heels in during the divorce proceedings.
He may have thought he could use the threat of signing away his parental rights as a way of forcing Adrienne to agree to divorce on his probably ridiculous and unreasonable terms.
Being the fat arrogant shit he is, I suspect he wrongly guessed that Adrienne would panic without the possibility of him paying child support.

Pat has time and time again demonstrated his total lack of understanding of how courts work and what judgements mean, plus he clearly doesn’t know when to back down, even when it clearly will negatively impact him.

 

[AnOminous]

He could have spent half the time he wasted spamming "no child" or "enjoy prison stalker" on xitter or chasing media asspats for his swaTTing ordeal just being involved in his daughter's life and thus enriching his own existence at the "expense" of staying away from his biggest source of misery and humiliation and he never even fucking considered it

She's better off without this diseased, psychotic asshole in her life. Even a court agreed with that.

 

[Judge Holden]

She's better off without this diseased, psychotic asshole in her life. Even a court agreed with that.

Well that goes without saying, its just frankly horrifying how little he values his daughter's existence that he would prefer to be tormented by wookies and his spastic colon on social media/text messages while hand type seething replies and empty threats to literally anyone and everyone who laughs at him than be even remotely involved in her life

I genuinely had to stop looking at the results for "my daughter" while searching through his xitter feed because of how mad at the internet it was making me, as near enough 100% of the time when talking about his daughter beyond "no stalker I did not abandon her enjoy prison" its to use her existence as proof he is not a virgin which....just fucking wow.....or to use her as a prop for updoot bait by simpering about hilary/kamala or speculating on how republicans want to run a train on her

He has unironically spent more time talking about his daughter getting hypothetically raped or having hypothetical abortions than actually talking to her. Like the actual fuck does one say to that?

As I said before, my best retarded but educated in the ways of Pat guess is that it resulted from Pat digging his heels in during the divorce proceedings.
He may have thought he could use the threat of signing away his parental rights as a way of forcing Adrienne to agree to divorce on his probably ridiculous and unreasonable terms.
Being the fat arrogant shit he is, I suspect he wrongly guessed that Adrienne would panic without the possibility of him paying child support.

Pat has time and time again demonstrated his total lack of understanding of how courts work and what judgements mean, plus he clearly doesn’t know when to back down, even when it clearly will negatively impact him.

You are probably right, and the fact he is wasting his time with the absolute worthless fucking bullshit we have documented in the past two and a half thousand pages instead of doing everything in his power to unfuck what he should see as the worst fucking mistake of his sad little life makes it clear how fundamentally bad a person he is beyond all our fat jokes or pepperoni remarks.

Anyway this moralfag shit is tainting my evening so imma go back to thinking of funni ways of calling him a fat faggot (with bitch tits)

 

[Broadside]

Ya know I hate to go on yet anudda tangent and to straight up power level here, but having recently become an uncle I genuinely and sincerely cannot comprehend how a father who is not struggling with addiction (xitter and Krispy Kreme addictions don't count) nor debilitating mental illness (autism, narcissism, and borderline clinical retardation also don't count) would choose to cut his child out of his life.

I see my niece like once a fortnight or so and despite being a cynical and hate filled scumfuck at the best of times I actively look forward to it more than just about anything i got going on, and the idea of voluntarily not seeing her and thus robbing myself of primal caveman "grug love family, grug love baby grugette" happiness feels about as natural and tempting and as voluntarily cutting one of my hands off, and I'm just the asshole uncle.

For a father to willingly cut himself off from his only child in favor of spending his days arguing with his fucking toilet on xitter is just...i cant fucking comprehend it. Even setting aside moralfag bullshit it just does not compute for me on a purely selfish level. He could have spent half the time he wasted spamming "no child" or "enjoy prison stalker" on xitter or chasing media asspats for his swaTTing ordeal just being involved in his daughter's life and thus enriching his own existence at the "expense" of staying away from his biggest source of misery and humiliation and he never even fucking considered it

Children are a blessing and you can judge someone's character very well by their attitude towards them. You don't have to want kids or even know how to deal with them; but if you did what Patrick did you should be scorned and reviled every day by everyone around you until you rectify it.

 

[AnOminous]

"no stalker I did not abandon her enjoy prison" its to use her existence as proof he is not a virgin which....just fucking wow.....or to use her as a prop for updoot bait by simpering about hilary/kamala or speculating on how republicans want to run a train on her

Even "no stalker I'm not a virgin and I have the herpes to prove it" is less cringe.

but if you did what Patrick did you should be scorned and reviled every day by everyone around you until you rectify it.

He can't rectify it. His despicable renunciation of his only child was irrevocable, irreversible, and irredeemable.

He is a piece of shit for life. He has no takeback on that one.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

The daughter shit is truly fucking creepy and I am glad he is out of her life.

 

[RussianParasite]

He is a piece of shit for life. He has no takeback on that one.

I’ve been thinking about it lately and Pat is about as close to the personification to Reddit that one can be. He hates children to the point of threatening them. He FUCKING LOVES SCIENCE despite not knowing a thing about it, has no job, is entirely told what to think by online left-leaning mouthpieces, and enjoys dogshit media fed to him by Disney. On top of these, and I cannot stress this enough, he is fat.

These are all things Pat cannot take back.

 

[Piggle Rick]

The daughter shit is truly fucking creepy and I am glad he is out of her life.

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That’s so fucking gross. Normal people don’t want to think about their children having sex any more than they want to think about their parents having sex.

 

[An automatic clown]

His life is so great he's replying to a 4 day old tweet from behind a block to a women.

Nice life, stupid