Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?


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TLDR; Bossman just went offline after losing his daily $200 and playing Runescape. The man still lives at his parent's house and doesn't pay any rent, he has $0 to his name. The amount of pity I feel for him yet the amount he abuses his parents and his own viewers donating his money is just abhorrent. For that reason I feel no pity on him. Not to mention he also smokes crack on-stream without showing it, fueling his own addiction outside of gambling, that being drugs. I can't imagine being his own parents, having watched numerous times of his streams and seeing him go to thousands and losing it all.

Gambling is for retards.
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Bros, typing RNG is rigged. Monkeytype.com is fucking with Austin.



Anyways, back to more official matters. First blood of the new headphones. Austin has broken the UN ceasefire on his Total Headphone Death genocide. He aggressively put the headphones away, but they aren't hurt too much by this action. It's a first warning shot tho.



This one, however, is a pure act of aggression against the poor newly bought headphones, and must be officially condemned.

 
Does the multiplier in limbo actually matter? It looks like you just get a standard win regardless of the big green number.
You set your own target multiplier at the bottom of the screen. If the randomly drawn multiplier is higher than your target, you win your target multi. If the draw is lower than your target, you lose. This way the game allows you to set any odds you want, which is a disaster for someone like BMJ.
 
You set your own target multiplier at the bottom of the screen. If the randomly drawn multiplier is higher than your target, you win your target multi. If the draw is lower than your target, you lose. This way the game allows you to set any odds you want, which is a disaster for someone like BMJ.
Do we know if they legally have to show the real number that was generated? For example, if you set the target to 2x and the RNG spits out 4x behind the scenes, can they show 400x instead? The result is the same, a 2x return, but a degenerate like BMJ would see the 400x and think they could actually get that multiplier in future trials.
 
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TargetMePlease has made it his mission to try to interfere with the Kasino's favorite lolcow to watch when BMJ isn't streaming, a morbidly obese alcoholic pedophile called DJ Chris DJ Chris Thread (Internet Famous)
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His first contact and requests that Chris search Google for "Kiwi Farms" were BTFO'ed by Chris who doesn't give a shit.

It seems tonight something has gone horribly horribly wrong though and has been made a mod, ironically at the moment Chris is doing Scratch Cards (gambling).
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Luckily he seems incapable of being a mod properly though
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However, he has enforced his BMJ style tyranny on the chat.
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You set your own target multiplier at the bottom of the screen. If the randomly drawn multiplier is higher than your target, you win your target multi. If the draw is lower than your target, you lose. This way the game allows you to set any odds you want, which is a disaster for someone like BMJ.
They really have it in for this dude don't they. You can also set your odds on Keno apparently, as well as the other "Stake Originals."

It's actually not a bad site as gambool goes. They appear to be honest about the house edge and you know just how far their dick is going up your ass when you go there to lose money.

I still honestly don't understand the mentality of deliberately -EV gambool. Why?
 
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TargetMePlease has made it his mission to try to interfere with the Kasino's favorite lolcow to watch when BMJ isn't streaming, a morbidly obese alcoholic pedophile called DJ Chris DJ Chris Thread (Internet Famous)
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His first contact and requests that Chris search Google for "Kiwi Farms" were BTFO'ed by Chris who doesn't give a shit.

It seems tonight something has gone horribly horribly wrong though and has been made a mod, ironically at the moment Chris is doing Scratch Cards (gambling).
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Luckily he seems incapable of being a mod properly though
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However, he has enforced his BMJ style tyranny on the chat.
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This aged so well so quickly (he just got unmodded)
 
Do we know if they legally have to show the real number that was generated? For example, if you set the target to 2x and the RNG spits out 4x behind the scenes, can they show 400x instead? The result is the same, a 2x return, but a degenerate like BMJ would see the 400x and think they could actually get that multiplier in future trials.
It's done so on purpose, it's pretty clever, really... a big number like that really leaves an impression on a retard's brain, you see how excited he got at that x14,000? He the started fatasizing about making 1 million off of Limbo. Those big numbers really incentivize retards to bet higher and higher.
Or in Austin's terms: "YOOOOOO, LIMBO CAN SQUIRT".

This also creates the illusion of periodicity, which retard gamblers think they can 'manage' with their immense gambling skill to predict when the next x14,000 will hit, eve though it's variably scheduled by design so that no retard degen can ever predict it.
Or in Austin's terms: "BROOOOOOOOO, LIMBO IS DUE".
 
>be austin
>saying dumb things that get greentexted in sneedchat constantly



And just something incredibly funny, someone trolling BMJ in Runescape, spamming "Just say neigh to gambling" while following him around, Austin ends up ignoring this user.

 
Does the multiplier in limbo actually matter? It looks like you just get a standard win regardless of the big green number.
You can see the net gain on any win on the left. The higher the multiplier (i.e. worse odds) you set, the better the net gain. It's really clever that they use big number multipliers instead of just dialing in odds of winning (like dice), it seems to do something to his monkey brain. I don't think he'd be this retarded with the odds if he had to type "0.3%" instead of 300x.
Bros, typing RNG is rigged. Monkeytype.com is fucking with Austin.
15 seconds, no punctuation or even capital letters. It's the easiest typing test ever and Bossman can't handle it. Here's my own result, though for a test like this it's not that great, if I had access to Derrick's supply I could probably do 170 or even 180.
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Do we know if they legally have to show the real number that was generated?
Stake is pretty transparent about how their house games work in terms of guaranteed fairness. I'm no cryptographer but the page is pretty digestible. https://stake.us/provably-fair/implementation (substitute .us with .com if you're geoblocked)

tl;dr The outcomes are all pre-determined using a combination of server & client seed, nonce and cursor. Because Limbo is so simple, it doesn't make use of the cursor and it's literally server + client + nonce. You can't predict the outcome because you don't know the server seed (it's encrypted), but Stake can't toy with the results as they can't mess with your client seed and you do hold the server seed, it's just encrypted.

If you decide "Fucking Stake is scamming me!" there is a feature to rotate the server seed, which reveals it to you and you can then put it into their game calculation page to calculate what the result should've been. https://stake.us/provably-fair/calculation

You still have to put faith into their JavaScript working as explained, but obviously the house edge is such they don't need to scam you and this is a genuinely good implementation of a "fair" online casino. (That still takes your money because casino games are retarded)
 
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Anyways, back to more official matters. First blood of the new headphones. Austin has broken the UN ceasefire on his Total Headphone Death genocide. He aggressively put the headphones away, but they aren't hurt too much by this action. It's a first warning shot tho.
Another act of aggression after a difficult Mines session
 
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