Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

This reminds me of Cyberpunk: Florida Man Edition, featuring Niggers.

It's kinda underwhelming. Will pirate.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

All GTA has to offer is 3 maps for the series.

Yeah that's not accurate. San Andreas is a whole fictional state that has 3 different cities. I'm sure by the time GTA7 is considered Las Venturas is next destination

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i expect this tier of commentary from the fellow negros in the game

 

[Broseph]

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty fucking gross. I mean I actually live in Florida and I don't even see that many people who look like that.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I feel like even though I don’t find it offensive, that this depiction is meant to be offensive.

I feel the same way, and I imagine a bunch of urban black Americans would feel that the ass shaking and acting a fool on cars isn't offensive either.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Actually good question for everyone here:

Will it have good radio stations? Because I distinctly remember hating 90% of the songs for the last two games, but since it's in Vice City, I would think it would have good 80's stations.
Or it will be one or two stations and thirty filled with godawful nigger shit, with water sprinkler mumble rap having two stations dedicated to that "music" again.

Don't hold your breath, it's guaranteed to have several shitty mumble rap stations. Also several stations that no-one actually listens to, like that one station they had in GTA V that solely played reggae music.
There'll probably be at least a couple decent-to-good stations though, this is GTA we're talking about, they have a level of "fuck you" money that means they can actually afford to license good music.

All you can really hope is that they keep the feature that let you put your own music into a custom radio station.

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Why is every npc completely tatted up?

Welcome to the modern world

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I can't wait to kill niggers and prostitutes again (in GTA)

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty gross.

Welcome to America

 

[Muppetstudios]

Put a woman in it and make her gay

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

All you can really hope is that they keep the feature that let you put your own music into a custom radio station.

If they prune this I'll be sad, Self Radio was such an excellent idea

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

We get it, Rockstar, you saw Terrence Malick's Badlands

 

[CIS White Droid]

This will probably be fun to play (read: fuck around and kill random peds) but a game set in modern day Vice City just feels wrong.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty gross.

It wouldn't be a true and honest send up of Miami otherwise

 

[Sithis]

I feel like even though I don’t find it offensive, that this depiction is meant to be offensive.

They're aiming to depict rednecks and rednecks absolutely love muddin in our ATVs and trucks. It's a pretty big deal to the white boys down in central florida, it's part of the reason you see so many huge diesel burning trucks down that way because the rednecks like to go haul ass through the mud and swamp sand on the weekends.

 

[斯尼 德之王]

Why does the main chick sound like the protagonist from Forspoken?


Not a good sign.

 

[3-2-1836]

The Demographics of Miami-Dade County if anyone is wondering, since the game will be set in a fiction version of it, with other bits of south Florida too I presume
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Most of the Miami Metro's black population lives in the northern part and falls mostly in Broward County, home to Fort Lauderdale which is where all the black on black bullshit happens.

The Sheriff's department in the trailer is Broward, the paint scheme is a hybrid of their current and old design.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

As someone on twitter said: they got 2020s era Miami 100% accurate, the only reason you'd hate it is if you don't like modern day mainstream culture.

Realistically a latina, especially a Dominican looking one probably would be able to fight a dude. think about Serena Williams vs an Ethan Ralph type. Plus people don't seem to realize how many ethnic women play video games now, grew up with them because their brothers/step-dad/friends played them.

A fun thing to thing about is that while the ps2 games were all set in the recent past. GTA 4/5/6 are in the modern day. And this will be the first one to be set in a modern day "youth" culture. 4 had the immigrant who only interacting with other middle age immigrants, 2/3rds of the protags in 5 were middle age men too. 6 is the only one that has a "typical" american protags.

yes. a lot of them are either Haitian, Jamaican or from the islands. there's a place in miami called little haiti where a lot of them live at

people seem to forget but they're a huge part of Vice City too. Were people sperging this hard about the jump from south central LA gangster shit to then modern day when 5 came out?

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty gross.

majority of people under 60 have a tattoo. 2/3rds of women under 30. Once you factor for income or education basically anyone not making 6 figures in a white collar job has one. they're expensive as shit too.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I like that green color on the Sheriff cars.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The women on the beach weren't nearly fat enough to be considered "realistic", have the devs ever even been to Florida?
Emersion RUNIED.