Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Tablet County]

sheeeeeit
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That guy oughtta get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Hey at least one of the main characters is a white male that isn't gay (just wait until the last mission )

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Ignoring the black shit I thought this trailer was alright. We can't gleam much from this about how the actual gameplay will look and how fun the sandbox will be to fuck around in.

This will be a fun sandbox to drive around in and shoot people, but if the missions don't actually take advantage of the massive city and sandbox I don't see the point in buying this one at full price after how much of a tease GTA5 was. They made this big beautiful open world and you spend so much of it on rails when you play the story missions. Wouldn't even be worth 10 dollars if all it's gonna be is a bunch of shitty minigames interspersed with the occasional shoot out in a linear corridor disguised as an open street like GTA 5 was.

One of RDR2's strengths over GTA5 was its map, the story actually did a fantastic job of taking you around it and made sure there was decent side shit scattered all around on top of that.

GTA 5 on the other hand was far too focused on Los Santos, there was a healthy amount of stuff for the desert part in the middle, but there was only like 2 or 3 missions tops that took place in the northern town, the entire east coast of the map wasn't utilized at all, and the only worthwhile thing on the west coast was the military base.

 

[Hitman One]

I get the feeling that our very own le Florida Man is upset at the depiction of his home state.

 

[Scented Candle]

I don't know how to break it to you guys but there have always been a lot of niggers in GTA.

 

[Breadbassket]

Damn are there really this many black people in Miami?

Their a minority slightly outnumbered by White people.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

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Trailer so hyped, it has more LIKES than VIEWS. HOW?

Youtube view counts have always been shit, and also likely isn't counting "Views" from the waiting room but is counting likes.

 

[AgendaPoster]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

I think I need another PC upgrade

 

[genericwhitemale]

>No Leslie Benzies
>No Dan Houser
>No Michael Unsworth
>This abomination
Why should I be excited again?

I think I need another PC upgrade

>Implying it'll launch on PC

 

[The Last Stand]

Tell you one thing, that homeless guy from GTA: TBoGT better be back.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Rockstar are sly.
1. Inserting a female protagonist but making a white chad her boyfriend and co protagonist reduces the backlash.
2. Them being a couple will be an excuse to cut out hirable prostitutes because her simp won't ever cheat on her. Can't have that in current year. See RDR2.
3. They'll insert a lot of Niggers as NPC's to satisfy the people who wanted a black Protagonist but a White man killing a bunch of mostly black civilians will actually make those people they wanted to satisfy madder.

 

[NSJAP]

MuttCore game, no surprises here.

 

[Devious Dave]

I heard from my friend who's uncle works at grand theft auto that they will have a realistic menstrual cycle and tampon mini game mechanics for the Latina protagonist you play as

 

[Alurker_1266]

I don't know how to break it to you guys but there have always been a lot of niggers in GTA.

so true my friend but at least they didnt twerk and shook their ass while ontop of a moving car

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Actually good question for everyone here:

Will it have good radio stations? Because I distinctly remember hating 90% of the songs for the last two games, but since it's in Vice City, I would think it would have good 80's stations.
Or it will be one or two stations and thirty filled with godawful nigger shit, with water sprinkler mumble rap having two stations dedicated to that "music" again.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I don't know how to break it to you guys but there have always been a lot of niggers in GTA.

To be fair, people have always bitched about niggers in GTA.

I still remember the "I can't relate to a black guy!" debates in 2004.

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

I think a lot of the farmers will agree with me on this, I don't like Grand Theft Auto or really any Rockstar game, they are as wide as an ocean but as deep as a puddle with like a trillion mini games but core mechanics on par with shovelware

 

[synapse]

This looks really good imo, I wasn't really a fan of V's story (Just doesnt grab me) so hopefully this one has something more substantial storywise

 

[Would]

I wish there would have been a lot more city and car shots instead of fat nigger ass shaking,

Violence in a game named after crime? What are you, a white supremacist?

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

GTA 6 is gonna suck its gonna be feminist garbage don't buy