Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

GTA 6 is gonna suck its gonna be feminist garbage don't buy

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Modern gaming is such a fucking joke.

I've emulated 95% of what I played over the last decade of unabashed industry greed, political propagandizing, and creative bankruptcy.
Never looking back, there's too much good old shit to discover that doesn't insult me.

After Rockstar removed trannies as NPCs and changed Cockatoos in the PS4 AND PS5 versions I wouldn't be surprised if they make attacking a BLM monument an instant death and make the niggos unkillable.

They made the Scalper-kin unkillable in Red Dead 2, and the amount of anita-tier moments unabashedly spread throughout it should have been a massive red flag back in 2018 that rockstar was going the way of the rest, that and 85% of their "old west" being Sub-Saharan Niggers.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Or it will be one or two stations and thirty filled with godawful nigger shit, with water sprinkler mumble rap having two stations dedicated to that "music" again.

It will probably be this.

We might get lucky and there will be an 80's "oldies" station.

But it's a lot cheaper to license indie/sound cloud rappers I'm pretty sure.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Hasn't GTA always features black people and degeneracy? The main problem is that it won't be equal in terms of the "making fun of everyone" angle they used to have but it will still be a boatload of fun

 

[mindlessobserver]

OH BOY. I Can't wait to play as the FIRST FEMALE PROTAGONIST EVER!

Never been a woman in video games before. There never HAVE been women in video games before. This is going to be so progressive. And the best part is I bet this STRONG FEMALE CHARACHTER will act and behave just like a man! So it will be easy to get into the immersion.

 

[CircuSphere]

How much you want to bet they'll put something in to discourage that? Like insta kills or something.

I'd bet hard cash that is mostly footage from scripted missions with fail states. Dat ass gone be be front and center, unavoidable n'sheeit nigga. Just like the suffragettes in RDR2, ya'll gone be exposeded to dey culcha n'shieet.

 

[Sithis]

Their culture


Our culture

 

[Hitman One]

2. Them being a couple will be an excuse to cut out hirable prostitutes because her simp won't ever cheat on her. Can't have that in current year. See RDR2.

I wouldn't fuck whores if I was getting to bang the qt latina slut either tbh.

 

[Lokenstien]

For a first initial release trailer this is underwhelming as fuck. This feels like one of those whatever trailers that they give some goyslop brand to air a couple of months before release; not the first official announcement about one of the most anticipated games from one of the biggest gaming franchises of all time.

Shits probably way behind schedule if this is all they could cobble together for first impressions. At the very least they don't seem to think the story or characters are important enough to try and highlight first and foremost so this seems like the game is going to be more of "psychopath simulator: Miami edition" than anything super interesting. I'm also betting 2026 is far more likely for actual release.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Vice City Diversity:
-Cubans
-Haitians
-Rednecks
-Italians
-Yuropoors

GTA VI Diversity:
-blacks
-blacks
-blacks
-Florida Man XD

Have you ever been to Florida?

 

[The Last Stand]

So far, this thread consists of:

>"NIGGERS"
>that twerking lady
>"modern gaming"

Jesus Christ, people, come up with new material.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

For a first initial release trailer this is underwhelming as fuck.

Baby's first Rockstar "trailer 1"

 

[Knight Air]

I will buy your game.

 

[Hal]

Almost all the cars shown were from GTA online, hope they add a lot of new ones by the time the game comes out. Looks quite good though I hope it doesn't disappoint

 

[K!w!Fartz]

preview video is up, unlocks in 15 hours

Wow, they spent a lot of money making this game, huh? Too bad it centered around garbage American culture and thus I will never fuking buy it.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Damn are there really this many black people in Miami?

yes. a lot of them are either Haitian, Jamaican or from the islands. there's a place in miami called little haiti where a lot of them live at

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

>Implying it'll launch on PC

https://ir.take2games.com/node/30006/pdf

"NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Dec. 4, 2023-- Rockstar Games®, a publishing label of Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc. (NASDAQ: TTWO), is proud to announce that Grand Theft Auto VI is coming to PlayStation® 5 computer entertainment systems and Xbox Series X|S games and entertainment systems in 2025."

No PC at launch. Ludicrous

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

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I will buy your game.

Coom has been the only thing selling these games, lately. Didn't everyone want to fuck the robots in Atomic Hearts and that's like half the reason it got any attention?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Wow, they spent a lot of money making this game, huh? Too bad it centered around garbage American culture and thus I will never fuking buy it.

name me a 3D GTA title that isnt

 

[bango skank]

Our culture

I feel like even though I don’t find it offensive, that this depiction is meant to be offensive.