Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Kayfabe]

The women on the beach weren't nearly fat enough to be considered "realistic", have the devs ever even been to Florida?
Emersion RUNIED.

Isn't Miami a more different place when compared to other cities from the rest of Florida?

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Too many mutts, niggers, scribble people and twerking. Modern gaming sucks anyway. Not like I expected anything different THOUGH.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I mean GTA games have always been centered around terrible people doing horrible things, so why shouldn’t the trailer show a bunch of nogs acting like animals?

 

[斯尼 德之王]

It's kinda underwhelming. Will pirate.

Brace for the 200 gigabyte download and at least a 2080 for minimum specs.

 

[Mega Negroid Gyroid]

you just know the writing and story are going to be absolute cancer

 

[Freelance Police]

Can I buy real cheese in Vice City?

 

[The Backwards Man]

Can I buy real cheese in Vice City?

The point of GTA is to make fun of amerimutt culture, so of course not. It'll just be nothing but cheddar like irl.

 

[The Last Stand]

Why is every npc completely tatted up? It's looks pretty gross.

Modern American society.

This will probably be fun to play (read: fuck around and kill random peds) but a game set in modern day Vice City just feels wrong.

My expectations of Vice City come from the PS2 era. A glitzy, 80s rendition of Miami Beach with neon, blocky textures and gorgeous weather conditions. Now? It looks like your typical American city, hell, even previous open world games can compare.

As someone on twitter said: they got 2020s era Miami 100% accurate, the only reason you'd hate it is if you don't like modern day mainstream culture.

Yeah, basically so. I have to remind myself that this is a parody of current culture. Even so, the Houser brothers said that producing satirical material NOW would be difficult as the world has gone to hell and back. I'm sure it'll be dated right on release since it's rapidly changing at a moment's notice.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Can I buy real cheese in Vice City?

It's going to be even more immersive than Red Dead Redemption 2.

Remember how you had to go through a catalog to buy things? Well now when you go to a restaurant to eat to refill health, you have to take out your phone and take a picture of a QR code to open the menu.

 

[Rebel Wilson]

Brace for the 200 gigabyte download and at least a 2080 for minimum specs.

2080 would be at the top end as it would eliminate a huge number of third world and slavic paypiggies from being able to play.

 

[Breadbassket]

Reminder to be skeptical of whatever is in GTA VI as a product since it will most likely end up as a multiplayer money printer like GTA V has been for the last decade.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Isn't Miami a more different place when compared to other cities from the rest of Florida?

It has a considerably greater nigger population than the rest of Florida. Miami, Tallahase, and Fort Lauderdale are the cities that I would say are the most filled with urban youth in my experience. Jacksonville, Cape Coral, and Orlando much less so.

 

[Dilf Department]

Yeah rate me optimistic or dumb, but I didn't think it was that bad, annoyed by niggers and fat whores dancing in the trailer? Just run over them like a real GTA player.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Brace for the 200 gigabyte download and at least a 2080 for minimum specs.

lol @ thinking this will have a PC release before 2027

 

[斯尼 德之王]

2080 would be at the top end as it would eliminate a huge number of third world and slavic paypiggies from being able to play.

That didn't stop Rockstar for jacking up the requirements for Red Dead 2.

 

[Epoch]

So far, this thread consists of:

>"NIGGERS"
>that twerking lady
>"modern gaming"

Jesus Christ, people, come up with new material.

I'll come up with new material when the games industry does.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

 

[AmpleApricots]

That there are BLACK PEOPLE OF ALL THINGS in GTA though is uh.. not really something new.

IMO that was too little to really tell what it's gonna be like. Doing a "current day" setting seems risky though.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's surreal to see GTA go woke. That trailer is like a parody.

 

[genericwhitemale]

No PC at launch. Ludicrous

Not really, they've never had PC at launch.