Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pizdec]

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Is it blackface? I feel like a more accurate (and fitting) term would be shit-faced, seeing as that's been Rekieta's status quo since his midlife crisis. Nick can't be racist after all, he's friends with a Mexican and a BROTHA.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

And we're live. Only 15 minutes late.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick just revealed it's his kids that is causing him to lose his "hair and skin."
Not nutrient deficiency or alcohol poisoning.

 

[Alter Ego]

Holy fuck, Kyle is on Nick's stream again? After that "balls or no balls" embarrassing, tactless interview? Man, poor Kyle must really be in the dumps.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

It looks like Kyle is interviewing Nick. It's going much better this time.

 

[Train Lover 2000]

If I had a choice between my car being driven by Siri and being driven by Nick I'd pick Siri.

Hell. If I had a choice between getting legal advice from Nick or Siri, I'd pick Siri.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Approximately 32 minutes in, Nick starts bringing up trial shit again.
Kyle states "This is stressing me out, Nick."
Nick continues pontificating regardless of Kyle being uncomfortable.

This is the Nick I expected.

Approx 42 minute mark, Kyle has his doggo on stream, and Nick reaches for something while Kyle says his dog helped get him through the trial, and he dedicated the book to the good boi. Kyle quickly shifts and says "I see you're grabbing for something that got you through the trial, too."

 

[Potatoherder]

It's not been a high profit stream. I assume Nick said he wouldn't take questions. Rumble viewers are super low yet YT is high for him.

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[anionfarflung]

"I see you're opening something that helped you a lot through your trials."

-Kyle Rittenhouse to Nick Rekieta

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Kyle called out Nick as a non-practicing attorney. Mostly as a joke, maybe...but Nick did his best to take that well. I presume a Locals seething is coming.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

jfc this is boring af. I don't know what there is to talk about with Kyle tbh, but the court case is not it. Seems like interviewing some player 10 years later about that one good game he had.

 

[Lord of Kiwis]

Even on Reddit Balldo is known as a failure.

*found under a thread about the Maddox Video*

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Some gold from earlier in the chat

 

[LiquidKid]

Never a legal show

I know this is just cope, but how can he even pretend that the YouTube channel for his law firm was “never a legal show”? Like he keeps saying it, but is anyone honestly dumb enough not to immediately get that his YouTube channel was just an attempt to advertise his failing law firm?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Kino Casino is doing rekieta now. They are making fun of his balldo.

 

[Pizdec]

Kyle quickly shifts and says "I see you're grabbing for something that got you through the trial, too."

"I see you're opening something that helped you a lot through your trials."

-Kyle Rittenhouse to Nick Rekieta

fucking killshot right there.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Not that I want to help balldoman with his comedy stylings or further enforce his delusion of being a standup comic but if you're gonna go with the shock rittenhouse joke Rittenhouse is someone you could compare to hitler in an extremely absurd way because he wasted one Jew and maimed another. I haven't killed any Jews Kyle. Then segue that into asking him why he would dare to contribute to the lefts delusion that the ok symbol is an alt right nazi symbol, make the ok symbol yourself and ask him if he can cosign that. He might not know who Ralph is but the sektur does. Even in the first interview he failed as a shock jock.
Obviously the only real question the audience wants an answer to is whether or not he will ever do a porno where he skeets on jewish girls. Ask him Balldo you know you want to. They spend 80% of the budget on the final shot of Kyle skeeting except they digitally insert an AR over his penis and he is nutting on her arm. You hear the sound of a gunshot and a woman screams "Oh god that's my masturbating arm!" fade to black. I'll take my royalty checks now Kyle.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

200 hundred pages in one month! rackets what did you do no no no no no lmfao! jumping the shark is wrong meme ........ Jumping the whiskey bottle in your own ass while sipping the last drop of hot whiskey, not even AI art generator can put this image into reality!

 

[Neetorino]

Some gold from earlier in the chat
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I feel that, I'd probably buy his book if he asked Nick what "Eros.com" is, but I'm not about to go tell him to do it in Nick's chat.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

When Pat beats Rekieta for lolcow I hope there is a crossover

The only crossover I want is for Pat to make some Nickerroni.