Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%
  • Total voters
    340
Approximately 32 minutes in, Nick starts bringing up trial shit again.
Kyle states "This is stressing me out, Nick."
Nick continues pontificating regardless of Kyle being uncomfortable.

This is the Nick I expected.

Approx 42 minute mark, Kyle has his doggo on stream, and Nick reaches for something while Kyle says his dog helped get him through the trial, and he dedicated the book to the good boi. Kyle quickly shifts and says "I see you're grabbing for something that got you through the trial, too."
 
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It's not been a high profit stream. I assume Nick said he wouldn't take questions. Rumble viewers are super low yet YT is high for him.
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Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
Never a legal show
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I know this is just cope, but how can he even pretend that the YouTube channel for his law firm was “never a legal show”? Like he keeps saying it, but is anyone honestly dumb enough not to immediately get that his YouTube channel was just an attempt to advertise his failing law firm?
 
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Not that I want to help balldoman with his comedy stylings or further enforce his delusion of being a standup comic but if you're gonna go with the shock rittenhouse joke Rittenhouse is someone you could compare to hitler in an extremely absurd way because he wasted one Jew and maimed another. I haven't killed any Jews Kyle. Then segue that into asking him why he would dare to contribute to the lefts delusion that the ok symbol is an alt right nazi symbol, make the ok symbol yourself and ask him if he can cosign that. He might not know who Ralph is but the sektur does. Even in the first interview he failed as a shock jock.
Obviously the only real question the audience wants an answer to is whether or not he will ever do a porno where he skeets on jewish girls. Ask him Balldo you know you want to. They spend 80% of the budget on the final shot of Kyle skeeting except they digitally insert an AR over his penis and he is nutting on her arm. You hear the sound of a gunshot and a woman screams "Oh god that's my masturbating arm!" fade to black. I'll take my royalty checks now Kyle.
 
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