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Is it over?

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You seemed pretty cocky about what was obviously a really massive project. Not that that excuses the quality of Jet's edit. This reminds me of all the people who said they could "make YanSim in a month" only to find out how much actual work it requires.
 
You seemed pretty cocky about what was obviously a really massive project. Not that that excuses the quality of Jet's edit. This reminds me of all the people who said they could "make YanSim in a month" only to find out how much actual work it requires.
if we had known back in May that the final edit would be ass, I could see someone racing Jet to finish an alternative cut maybe six months after the official one got done. But finishing probably a year after the real deal, without any new basement footage, is pointless.

My take is that, even though when episode 8 was delayed they said "When an episode is released it's kinda permanent," I wouldn't be disgusted or embarrassed by them quietly reuploading some of the episodes as "director's cuts." I even think that's what the job of a fan could be, to just take what they released and add what's logically missing.

Episode 1 (pilot): add the rules and prize information, and more of the early tone-setting stuff like Letty sitting too close to Vance and Vance pretending to blow his brains out over Simmons talking, and Jon and Sylvia talking about what brought them on the show at 3 AM.

Episode 2(full potential): add the rehearsal for and performance of the skits

Episode 3 (nine five) is fine

Episode 4: add schizo vance, and more of the alliance against letty and jon

Episode 5: add a small snippet of impersonations and how the mood of the house got really sour towards everyone but especially letty post jon, take more time with the sylvia vs letty fight and the aftermath where sylvia was getting raked, also put in the big confrontation where letty comes out of the porta potty and faces down everyone

Episode 6: sylvia vs frank, frank hugging it out with fatty, just more frank in general

Episode 7: add in letty hassle (the night frank left), maybe just more honesty with the edit as it's not like we don't know where vance went and if the show is for "new" viewers then it's better to just explain it
 
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Got clips of either of these two? The first one sounds so funny lol.



This one was a little overhyped because people were just excited to see something cringe happen so early, but in the long term it's a bit of a tone setter



This one was big plotwise because Letty already knew she was a target but was hiding behind Jon, but when Jon was gone they all got much more obvious about targeting her. It seemed like she might lie down and take it until this moment. Really it was the first moment that she showed she could win it, because even though her voice is trembling here it showed she has spine, unlike all the others going "we were jooooking jeeeeeez" and rationalizing it as her being crazy or dumb.
 
Josie is live at Dave & Busters. Stream's been running for awhile, quickly went off script. Some DDR and chatting in her home turf. She made it clear early on that this VOD won't stay up but she knows someone will archive it.
I download everything anyway just in case but nothing too crazy has happened worth clipping.

Notable weirdo: All Seeing Knap for being a sperg throughout.
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Hey guys it's been a while, Merry Christmas! Had a couple more Voodoo Rangers and felt like dropping in. No quotes because this happens over multiple threads. I work in IT but really don't have any idea how this site works and don't browse other than this thread. Paraphrases will do! Please try to focus on the content of my post. I'm chilling. Sorry for such a large post.

"tacx fired for 'being under 21 working on a production'"
Lmao yeah right. Contestants are employees. He's essentially her boss. Being under 21 is probably an excuse so he doesn't accidentally drink beer on cam and get production into hot water. It's not like anyone who's 18 isn't drinking beer anyways. I don't think their relationship will last. It's debatable whether production will consider "taking him back in full" once he's 21 or they break up. Some moves you just don't make unless you're willing to face the consequences.

"would I have trouble finding a job after being a contestant?"
Certainly. Use a pseudonym and hope to God anons don't post your real name anywhere indexable online or it will be the first result when HR Google's your name.

"Devil's Avocado Josie licking Fatty's bellybutton makes them seethe"
You guys want my real opinion? Drunk Piece of shit challenge #1 was my favorite Fishtank night. 2 hours of pure kino. Hell froze over that night. Josie proved herself the best "actress" of the show. I have a 2nd favorite night but IDK about talking about it...

"Aidan Letty's streams are dragged by a small circle of simps sandbagging donos"
Heh, Josie has the same issue. Both are willing to pander to simps for money even at the expense of stream quality. Letty needs to stream more though. She's as good as any other and is letting the opportunity slip by. I'm all for bush, but please shave the pits... Letty needs a part time job to keep her on a schedule. I have the same problem.

"Aidan Josie put the most effort into her streams"
IDK her numbers are growing but the quality is slipping. Money talks and it's easier to make slop for simps than take risks. 80/20 rule like Sam says. He might be an incompetent buffoon but a broken clock is right twice a day. It's quite ironic Josie was sent an indoor pool and pool toys, she's already on the same track as the Twitch "Just chatting in a bikini for superchats" route, just not as blatant as them. 80% of income off 20% of simps. It applies across all businesses. When the choice becomes money or no money people's morals go right out the window "ehh because this one time for weeks on end forever...".

"Betty is a pickme for attention"
The Nazi larping is kinda lame and I can tell she's more of a wehraboo than "real nazi". It's pretty funny she made Antifa's shitlist. They really are incompetent retards. She's just edgy. She's all right. I respect her for quitting the porn even though she made a lot of money. I won't make fun of her for the porn. She felt money wasn't worth her morals. That's one of the most honorable things someone can do. I hope she grows and succeeds with her same attitude. She's a good person, though very misguided. Eat ethically sourced eggs.

"Aidan all seeing knap is a sperg"
First he wasn't supposed to donate again until like after December ended or something. He stopped donating because he ran up a credit card debt (I assume). He was very quickly back donating for the dopamine of her reading his name. The story always ends the same way...

Josie let Luke very close to her at Game-on. She literally has no idea how these creeps operate because they are "nice". Woe is Josie the night she drinks and hangs out with them alone after they feel entitled to...certain things... It will be like that one night with Damiel, but with no audience watching over cameras, or production to step in at the boiling point. There's a reason the archives are deleted and it isn't because Damiel was drunk and unfunny. She was, and still remains completely clueless if you are "nice" to her. BTW nice has it's roots in the French word for stupid. It's meant to apply to people who are "nice" but with Josie I'm reading more into it since she finds it so palatable...
 
It's already been said before in this thread but Jet and Sam's moronic decision to rush season out 2 this winter is going to have a huge impact on the quality of the show.
Maybe the presence of Sam on the production crew will outweigh all the stupid shit. It's unlikely though.

To commemorate Jet's wonderful timing on planning to release the trailer right after the most anticipated game of all time dropped its trailer, I took a scene from Seinfeld and added some shitty subtitles to it to fit the situation. Enjoy.

 
It's already been said before in this thread but Jet and Sam's moronic decision to rush season out 2 this winter is going to have a huge impact on the quality of the show.
The blame is on Sam at the end of the day, he's Jet's boss and he needs to both crack the whip when it comes to producing quality episodes, but also not overload the kid to the point where he's juggling too many things at once.
 
It's already been said before in this thread but Jet and Sam's moronic decision to rush season out 2 this winter is going to have a huge impact on the quality of the show.
If they're really going to be running it over the holidays, they must have selected some really desperate fucking weirdos to sit in the Fishtank over Christmas and New Years. That intrigues me.
 
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