Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Snortack623]

isn't it obvious, my guy
testicle physics

don't tell me nobody saw this coming after rdr2

horse testicles edit im stupid you mentioned that

 

[Ser Prize]

They've gotten more... ugly since the leaks. What happened to my white Florida man and pretty face Latina????

Yeah she's noticeably uglier since the leak.

Also got no tits, so lol at everyone going "OMG HOT LATINA" like she's fucking Selma Hayek or some shit.

Making fun of American culture was easier in Bush era America, they're not going to make fun of stuff like what the "American culture worships the Negro" copypasta talks about. They're not going to satirize LGBT activists. " They're not going to satirize fat women.

This is just where I'm at. Modern America has so much to satirize and yet you won't see any of it here because Cockstar said they won't be 'punching down'.

Like Joe Biden legit sounds like the president you'd hear about in GTA IV's radio, sniffing girls and being crooked as all fuck while Hunter is strung out on coke.

 

[KingElizabeth]

I think this trailer would have been welcomed with open arms ten years ago, a fun and funny trailer of typical GTA exaggeration, satire, and parody.
Except it's not parody, the current state of modern culture really is this bad. Instead of amusement, you're staring at the mirror, and the gross caricature is staring back.

 

[Snortack623]

Yeah she's noticeably uglier since the leak.
View attachment 5543352
Also got no tits, so lol at everyone going "OMG HOT LATINA" like she's fucking Selma Hayek or some shit.

This is just where I'm at. Modern America has so much to satirize and yet you won't see any of it here because Cockstar said they won't be 'punching down'.

Like Joe Biden legit sounds like the president you'd hear about in GTA IV's radio, sniffing girls and being crooked as all fuck while Hunter is strung out on coke.

I don't mean to sound like I love gta games and defending them blindly but we don't even know the story other than the couple are ex-convicts.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

welcome to marketing

I mean this isn't surprising. Not only has it been one of the most beloved gaming franchises for 20 years at this point, but GTA V even 10 years after its release is still one of the most polished and technologically advanced games out there. The last game that was hyped up to be a GTA killer was Cyberpunk 2077 and while I love Cyberpunk we all know deep down inside that it was a fucking disaster. I think R* themselves are trying very hard to avoid a similar debacle, given the hype for this game is just as massive if not even moreso.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

View attachment 5543181

Rockstar seems to have understood that the only way to push a diverse woman & have her liked by fans nowadays is to make her hot.

It worked before perfectly (apart from gameplay issues):

Sheva, my beloved.

Yeah she's noticeably uglier since the leak.
View attachment 5543352
Also got no tits, so lol at everyone going "OMG HOT LATINA" like she's fucking Selma Hayek or some shit.

This is just where I'm at. Modern America has so much to satirize and yet you won't see any of it here because Cockstar said they won't be 'punching down'.

Like Joe Biden legit sounds like the president you'd hear about in GTA IV's radio, sniffing girls and being crooked as all fuck while Hunter is strung out on coke.

I agree, she looks way older. Even her BF looks a bit older & tanned compared to before.

 

[Snortack623]

I mean this isn't surprising. Not only has it been one of the most beloved gaming franchises for 20 years at this point, but GTA V even 10 years after its release is still one of the most polished and technologically advanced games out there. The last game that was hyped up to be a GTA killer was Cyberpunk 2077 and while I love Cyberpunk we all know deep down inside that it was a fucking disaster. I think R* themselves are trying very hard to avoid a similar debacle, given the hype for this game is just as massive if not even moreso.

who knows what gta 6 is, I just don't like knee jerk reactions to a 1:30 minute video no different with a reaction like twitter liberals

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

My dude it's Miami beach, it's not the fucking 80s anymore.

Is every day spring break in Miami?

Interesting how the people complaining about GTA catering to the masses have now taken over a thread ABOUT GTA to sperg about diversity which dilutes actual discussion.

What is there to talk about? The creators have decided it's more important to showcase sheboon twerking physics than actual gameplay. Wonder if it was made by the same guy who did the horse testicles physics. I would have killed myself.

 

[Ser Prize]

I don't mean to sound like I love gta games and defending them blindly but we don't even know the story other than the couple are ex-convicts.

It's not 'knee jerk' because you weren't paying attention. Rockstar said in an article that they won't be doing satire like before, that they won't be 'punching down' on 'marginalized communities'. If you read the thread since the trailer they've also said they cancelled a Cops vs Robbers mode because of George Floyd.

Kneejerk is defending it just because.

 

[Stasi]

If you told me in 2003 that I would one day watch a GTA trailer and feel whatever the opposite of excited and hyped is I would not believe you, but here we are.

If I had to use one word to describe the trailer it would probably be obnoxious.

 

[Snortack623]

It's not 'knee jerk' because you weren't paying attention. Rockstar said in an article that they won't be doing satire like before, that they won't be 'punching down' on 'marginalized communities'. If you read the thread since the trailer they've also said they cancelled a Cops vs Robbers mode because of George Floyd.

Kneejerk is defending it just because.

But we dont know what they're doing with the game get mad when you get confirmation.

 

[Would]

First GTA 5 trailer for comparison, people aren't just yelling about ''niggers in muh vidya'' it's blatant over representation. 5 has a good mix of everyone while the 6 trailer basically only shows whitey being crazy or working in service jobs and everyone else is a POC.

People defending this seems to have consumed a toxic level of goyslop already...

Funny. Los Angeles is overwhelmingly Hispanic yet in V's trailer there isn't over-representation of any one particular ethnic group.
Hell, they even show someone gassing the illegals with toxic pesticides.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Hasn't GTA always features black people and degeneracy? The main problem is that it won't be equal in terms of the "making fun of everyone" angle they used to have but it will still be a boatload of fun

Trad degeneracy like bouncy in cars with the ladies of the night disappeared from the most recent GTAs, I think. Burgulary barely outlasted SA. Everything distinctive has been removed (the Russkie sub in online seems to result in empty lobbies) while opportunities for online microtransactions proliferate. Multiracial gangs are a certainty.

 

[Snortack623]

I feel like you guys are looking to get mad, this teaser trailer is just showing the world with out context. maybe it will suck maybe not it's not worth serious thought until we know more

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

View attachment 5542548

>mfw I'm not a Budpilled truck freak with a blonde mudhick gf
Why even live

 

[Fapcop]

I feel like you guys are looking to get mad, this teaser trailer is just showing the world with out context. maybe it will suck maybe not it's not worth serious thought until we know more

Yup.

Maybe it’ll be cuck city. In which case Ill look forward to whatever hookers vs trannies/race war mods will be out there.

Or maybe, just maybe it’ll be a classic Rockstar/GTA game, with all the gay “we won’t punch down” statements just being to appease terminally online faggots.

In either case, we will see in around 18 months.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I'm pretty sure you play as the white dude and the woman, and do you avoid all games where you play as a woman?

Never kept a score, but I generally do no like to play as a woman in games. I don't care about the dudes skin colour, but he doesn't look white to me tbh.

 

[Ser Prize]

But we dont know what they're doing with the game get mad when you get confirmation.

We do know what they're doing. Yes we don't know the exact story, but we know their mindset going in. A 'progressive' GTA is a fucking disaster in the making, and that's what they're planning on doing.

CJ fucking hated ghetto shit the fuck are you on about, and even if the game had a "black asthetic" it made sure to point out how they were all retarded for shooting at each other over petty shit, and victor/lance didn't act like ghetto trash outside of lance being retarded

CJ spent the whole game cleaning up the mess that the hood mentality caused. People forget that one of the main villains, Smoke and the Ballas, were also hood rats. Tenpenny was a corrupt cop that allowed the gang banging to continue to line his own pockets.

The whole game is very anti-banger and I don't think progressive Rockstar has the balls to pull a message like that again. Odds are the villains will be white spooks again or white rednecks.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I wonder how many troons they shoehorned into the game?

There will probably missions bashin’n the fash, rescue Saint Floyd 2.0 who din du nuffin and help defund the police. I really hope it’s not the case but I don’t trust that trannies won’t try and ruin it like everything else they screech about.

 

[Snortack623]

Never kept a score, but I generally do no like to play as a woman in games. I don't care about the dudes skin colour, but he doesn't look white to me tbh.

what does it matter, i dont get it. you didnt play as jill in resident evil 2? and why not, do you avoid movies like alien or the terminator?

​